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Fishing in Alaska by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
10 Apr 2021
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“This… this would qualify as a mental breakdown, right?” Triton asked, frowning over his shoulder to where Percy was still fuming in the corner. The lady at the counter curiously glanced over before lifting a questioning brow. “My brother – half-brother, technically, I have much better breeding – decided to run away from home to where our father can’t reach him and now he won’t leave. And now I can’t leave unless he leaves,” Triton continued. Percy opened his mouth to object that wasn’t what happened at all, but the tyrant only waved a hand to silence him. “He’s seen war or whatever, so if you could maybe just drug him then I’ll throw him into a suitcase and we can be out of here by the Summer Solstice!”
Silence. Finally, the woman cleared her throat and turned to Percy.
“I’m guessing he’s the one you want checked into the mental hospital?” She asked. Triton gasped as Percy punched the air in victory.
“Aha!”
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Getting in trouble works a little differently when your parent is an all-powerful god. Sometimes you have to escape to the land beyond gods and get your immortal brother turned human to drag you back so you can be exploded a million pieces. You know, normal teenage stuff.
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Amen by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
28 Feb 2021
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Percy knows he rambles quite a bit in his prayers to Poseidon, but at least he is safe in the knowledge that Poseidon is too busy of a god to ever really listen… right?
Meanwhile, Poseidon is trying to be a responsible god, but Sally Jackson keeps praying to him about their son (aka I wrote another chapter because I’m weak).
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Let's Start a Riot by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
23 Feb 2021
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“You…threw a brick at him?” Ares asked, a little mystified. Were there just random bricks laying around this playground? “Did it hit him?” He asked. Estelle looked up with teary eyes and nodded.
“In the face,” she said with a wobbling lip. “It looked like it hurt a lot. Now I’m the mean one and in trouble.”
A pause.
“Good job,” Ares said and her mouth popped open. “Hey, look at it this way. That punk won’t be mean to you again and you’ve established yourself as a tough guy… maybe stop crying if you want to keep that up,” he said and Estelle blinked.
“My brother says it’s okay to cry.”
“Your brother is a sissy and if you’re crying then you’re a sissy too,” Ares dismissed. Estelle quickly wiped the tears away.
“I am not a sissy!” She grumbled and Ares shrugged.
“I don’t know. You kind of look like one.”
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Ares can't decides if he loves or hates Estelle Blofis... but he's leaning towards hate. Definitely hate. Gods, she is annoying.
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A Godly Quest by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
16 Feb 2021
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Paul is like… eighty percent sure that some of Percy’s so-called "quests" are all one big hoax. He isn’t able to prove it until he goes to Taco Bell at three in the morning.
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Fly Me to the Moon by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
10 Feb 2021
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“Well,” Hephaestus said thoughtfully. “What weapon do you think you would be adept with?” He asked. Estelle tapped a finger to her lip.
“I play a lot of Call of Duty with Percy,” she offered and Hephaestus frowned. “So maybe a gun? I-”
“Do not give her a gun,” Artemis interjected quickly. Estelle gave her a betrayed look. “Do… do not… give her a gun…”
“Will Solace has a gun!” Estelle offered, clapping her hands together. Hephaestus glanced at Artemis who grimaced in return. “So, even though it’s not really a Greek weap-”
“I will not give her a gun,” Hephaestus decided.
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Artemis gets a new huntress. It's a... work in progress.
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Estelle is Trying Her Best but Those Olympians Make it Like...Really Hard by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
23 Feb 2021
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Me @ Merlin Writers: What if You Didn't Murder My Favorite Characters? by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandom: Merlin (TV)
05 May 2020
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This is just me being salty and writing a bunch of AUs where certain characters survive and are awesome later on in the series (none of them are related). They all have some sort of relationship with Arthur. Here's What I got so far and an updated version of what is officially coming.
- Balinor Lives: Returning the Favor
- Gwen and Merlin’s Friendship Lives: Loyalty before Royalty
- Will Lives: In Which Arthur Lets a Sorcerer Live and Regrets It
- Freya Lives: The Prince Who Cried Witch
- Lancelot Lives: Calling the Middle Man
- Uther's Redemption Arc Lives: Fool Me Once
- Hunith's Relevance in the Show Lives: Exceptionally Exceptional
- Ygraine Lives: The Only Rules that Apply to Rulers
- Alator Lives: The Salt of the Forsaken
- Aithusa's Potential Lives: 10 Reasons Not to Fight a Dragon (a Guide by Arthur Pendragon)
- Deagal Lives: The Servant's Apprentice
- Mordred Being Good Lives: Guarding the Guardian
- Gwaine and Merlin's Love Lives: Needless to Say
- Elyan Lives: (Not Written Yet)
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The Grand and Dramatic Adventures of Nobleman Meravice and his Servant Arnold by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandom: Merlin (TV)
07 Nov 2019
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podfic of Storytime: Voltron is (Basically) a Disaster by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle, loot1991
Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender
27 Mar 2019
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Storytime: Voltron is (Basically) a Disaster by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender
31 Jul 2019
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The Garrison is fraught with chaos. Iverson thinks Takashi Shirogane is a heterosexual. A crazy cuban is screaming about sales tax. Keith Kogane is snapping pencils left and right. Not to mention there's a mob boss somewhere in the midst...Rumor has it that it's that Pidge Gunderson guy... And of course, Adam Frasier has been kidnapped.
...Listen. They can explain.
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It's common knowledge that Merlin can't handle a weapon to save his life and Arthur is determined to change that.
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He's finally going home. But home also hides Lance's biggest fears and darkest secrets. With the team tagging along, he doesn't know how long he can keep his facade up.
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- Part 1 of Breathe
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07 Feb 2019
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“My name is Keith and you’re going to be my friend!”
The boy, Lance, looked up from his grass picking project with wide blue eyes and responded, “…Qué?”
‘Kay? Keith thought. Like… “okay?” He said okay?!
It was official: Keith had made a friend. His dad was going to be so proud.
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Where Keith starts his criminal record early at age five and unintentionally kidnaps a kid who barely speaks English. It actually goes splendidly uphill after that.
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- Part 1 of Gaining Social Competence
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06 Dec 2018
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Lance is coming to terms with the kind of sudden, but pretty obvious realization that his crush on Keith is not as little, and not as tiny as he had thought. No, the brunet really, really likes the other boy. And that it might just be a problem. Lance's worst fear is being rejected by the other boy if he finds out.
Meanwhile, Keith has known about his crush on Lance for some time, and wishes more than anything to get closer to the shorter boy. But, when given the opportunity to do just that, the ravenette decides that it would be for the best to keep his affections for the other boy a secret. It would not end well for their blooming friendship if Lance found out, and Keith would give anything to just continue being the taller boy's friend.
Will they eventually figure out each other's feelings? Or will some unforeseen circumstance keep them from ever realizing it?
Only time will tell.
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When Lance is thrown through time, his future self from one year ahead is transported to the past in his place.
This Lance is faster, stronger, and markedly more mature. Not only that, but he's distinctly more intuitive about his teammates and A LOT more touchy with Keith.
The team must try and work out how to reverse the two Lance's places and restore them to their original timelines. Things only get more complicated when the Future Lance can't seem to remember where he was when the switch happened, and he refuses to reveal anything about his own time for fear of influencing the team's decisions.
Mirror fic to "Shadow of the Past" by wittyy_name
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07 Jul 2018