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Aira and Hiiro are at the mall and stumble upon every kids greatest wish for the holidays... Mall Santa. And guess who wants to sit on his lap.
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- Part 4 of Alkaloid Alkaloiding
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Shu Itsuki works at everyone's favorite sandwich "fresh" fast food restaurant, and has to deal with a lot of bullshit ES idols as customers. These are his stories.
Every chapter is a new horror- I mean character.
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“My name is Tsukasa Suou, from Graduation Class 2-A of the ES Space Academy. I have been sent to your planet as the chosen Humanity's Last Hope. Nice to meet you.”
“My name is unintelligible to your ears, but in my first year Intro to Human Language class we assigned each other human names! My friends decided to call me ‘Obsessed Extraterrestrial Lunatic’ it's a spoof on what you humans call us, as well as how awesome and intelligent I am in human culture!” it boasted, "I wrote it on my own little name tag for everyone to see. It didn’t fit so I just did each first letter~"
The alien brushed away the ponytail sitting on its shoulder to reveal a messily stitched name tag on its shirt. Along the patch was a shakily written out “lヨO”. Only the L was lowercase and the E was backwards. It read LEO. Tsukasa wasn’t so sure Leo was the top of its class anymore.
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You are hungry. But aren’t you always?
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When abandoned, porcelain will slowly decay, collecting layers of thick dust until its perfection rots away into the earth. Slowly, it will decompose into something unlike itself, something unable to ever shine brightly again, eroded away with cut strings of a necrotic marionette. Thrown off to the side and forgotten forever, that was the ultimate death...
But a simple shatter? That was fixable. Some battering around, a few chips here and there, maybe a pale perfect arm cracked clean off; that was nothing. That could be fixed. Cracks can be filled in, glued and stitched, nursed back to health by the warmth of the puppet master Mika loved most. The pain of flawed skin and shattered bones was worth it.
He needed to be broken.
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The members of Alkaloid doing weird and wacky things, getting into insane messes, and just overall shenanigans.
You can read every addition alone or in any order, but there are occasional call backs to past fics for throw away inside-jokes.
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My collection of just ridiculously stupid ideas I have that somehow become Crazy:B fics.
Each fic can be read as a standalone, but if you enjoy one you will enjoy the rest I promise that.
ALSO! There's sometimes callbacks and inside jokes between all the fics in this series so there's another incentive to read them all :)
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Tsumugi Aoba's Comical Misery Fics by CabbageSlayer
Fandom: Ensemble Stars! (Video Game)
20 Jul 2022
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I put Tsumugi Aoba in miserable situations for fun and entertainment enjoy :)
All fics can be read as standalone but some jokes carry over or are reoccurring bc im unoriginal sometimes lol
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Shu looked in front of him and saw Mademoiselle, she was completely broken and there was no way to fix her.
Bookmarked by CabbageSlayer
14 Sep 2021
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Huginn and Muninn (Memory and Mind) by daphnerunning, Galiko
Fandoms: Ensemble Stars! (Video Game)
04 Jun 2016
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In the span of a week, Kagehira Mika gains a place in the top unit of Yumenosaki Academy, a new place to live, and possibly a couple of friends. Itsuki Shu gains a roommate, and something to strive for. Tenshouin Eichi gains a target.
The story of Mika joining Valkyrie in his first year, and the way the pieces land when it all falls apart.
Bookmarked by CabbageSlayer
13 May 2021
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At Last I Stop Running by shumikas for eternalweaving
Fandoms: Ensemble Stars! (Video Game)
05 Apr 2021
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Shu is leaving Japan to start anew in France, Mika tagged along with him to the airport to say goodbye.
Comments appreciated. :> ♡
Bookmarked by CabbageSlayer
13 May 2021
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uh huh, honey by vividlyy
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
10 Jul 2021
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Sanemi is a broke university student tiding it over with casual jobs as an adult film actor. Giyuu is a professional in every sense of the word—work is work, with no leeway for personal feelings. They meet at a crossroads: on the same set, way out of their depths, and with a chemistry that's almost frightening. Inexplicably, they fall.
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- Part 1 of let me have a taste
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Bookmarked by CabbageSlayer
14 Jan 2020