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    > are you handsome jack?
    > no duh.

    Two years, Rhys thinks, is long enough that it won't be crazy awkward.

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    22 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    Hughie’s on a sort of elated, desperate high after he leaves the tower, after he escapes with his life without being noticed by the superhero squad he’s supposed to be spying on. It manifests in high speed chatter and fidgeting, two things that make Butcher glare at him, sidelong.

    “If I let you suck my cock in the backseat, will it shut you up?”

    “What?” Hughie says, instinctively.

    "Yeah, alright," he says, when he's thought about it some more.

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    18 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    The first time Harvey meets Matches Malone, he’s sure it’s a joke.

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    16 Oct 2019

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    A strange artifact found in the hands of a criminal sends John Doe to another world; a world in which he and Bruce Wayne are the worst of enemies, instead of the best of friends. Two different versions of Bruce Wayne find themselves coming face to face with a version of the Joker that they are completely unequipped to deal with.

    Telltale Batman and comic canon/Arkham crossover.

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    16 Oct 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    Bruce is a vampire.

    Clark has never talked to him about it.

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    15 Oct 2019

  6. Public Bookmark 40

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    There was no Markus and no android uprising. The RK800 prototype Connor and Lieutenant Hank Anderson of the Detroit PD are stuck in a reluctant partnership, investigating a few isolated incidents of the problem known as deviancy. Progress is slow and resentment is mutual, but they have to pass the time somehow - if sometimes that means sloppy sex in the back of Hank's car, it's nobody's business but their own.

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    10 Oct 2019

  7. Public Bookmark 37

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    “Didn’t any of your ex-wives ever…” He stopped at the open, curious look on Jack’s face, the same look he had when someone showed him an interesting new bit of code.

    “What?” Jack asked.

    They hadn’t, Rhys realized.

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    03 Oct 2019

  8. Public Bookmark 53

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    John’s not sure what possessed him to willingly get into a car with his clearly insane boss, the CEO of Atlas, but it’s probably too late to turn back now. He just wishes Rhys would stop calling him Jack.

    Written for the 2019 Borderlands MiniBang.

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    18 Sep 2019

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    It takes a while for Batman and Superman to work things out, once Clark comes back from the dead. Pretending to date each other in order to explain why Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are in the same place so often? Doesn't help as much as you might think.

    Written as a fill for the dceu_kinkmeme prompt, summarized: Bruce/Clark, fake dating. (Full prompt in author's notes.)

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    18 Sep 2019

  10. Public Bookmark 37

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    "It's called 'Capgras Syndrome'." Hannibal's gaze is fixed resolutely on his wine glass. His lips purse. "There are a few definitions," he continues. "And unfortunately there are more questions than answers in regards to the exact cause, and it manifests in many different ways, but it's essentially a form of delusion that convinces the sufferer that their friends, or family, or loved ones, have been replaced by an imposter."

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    18 Sep 2019

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    Leaving when Captain Li Shang told her to was the perfect solution to hiding her gender. In hindsight, it might only have been the perfect excuse. Not that it matters when the Huns overtake China.

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    23 Aug 2019

  12. Public Bookmark 60

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    "If I understand you," Joxter says finally, slowly, "you want me to give you permission to—court—my son?"

    "Ehm, not permission, really," Moomin coughs. For one thing, he thinks, it's a bit too late to be asking for that.

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    16 Aug 2019

  13. Public Bookmark 58

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    “Uh,” Moomintroll said, and then because he didn’t even know where to begin, decided to keep his question simple. “What is happening?”

    They both stared at him as though he were completely stupid.

    “Isn’t it obvious enough?” Snorkmaiden asked.

    “Oh, my Moomintroll,” Snufkin said, and Moomintroll had no idea how to deal with hearing Snufkin say that. “You can be slow sometimes.”

    Snorkmaiden flickered a few more colours. Snufkin didn’t let go of his paws. Moomintroll stared at them both, still utterly at a loss.

    Little My threw a handful of raspberry crumble at his head.

    “They’ve swapped bodies, you great useless marshmallow.”
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    Snorkmaiden and Snufkin swap bodies. It raises questions nobody is ready to answer.

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    11 Aug 2019

  14. Public Bookmark 38

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    Profit not guaranteed. Fun definitely is, though.

    Ridiculous unrepentant kink fic.

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    19 Jul 2019

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    There are two wolves guarding the entrance, and they look at Will with sharp eyes as he strides past them, towards the check-in station. He tells the receptionist – human, he notes, marking both the pale blue veins in her neck and then how her posture immediately stiffens, pulling her hair forward to hide it – that he's here to see Jack Crawford, and is told to sign in and wait for his visitor's badge, and an escort.

    He does as he's told, because even though his eyes are the clear, natural blue of a well-fed vampire, his kind are notorious for acting unpredictably, and he can feel the eyes of the guards and the blinking cameras, listens to them whir as whoever controls them undoubtedly let their sights linger on him and keep him monitored while he waits.

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    14 Jul 2019

  16. Public Bookmark 38

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    exulansis
    n. the tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it—whether through envy or pity or simple foreignness—which allows it to drift away from the rest of your life story, until the memory itself feels out of place, almost mythical, wandering restlessly in the fog, no longer even looking for a place to land. - The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

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    Five years ago, Rhys spent the night of his dreams with his number one celebrity crush, Handsome Jack. But the next time he meets his idol, Handsome Jack doesn't seem to remember him at all.

    Broken and alone after the fall of Helios, Rhys finds something he always knew he wanted but could never admit to himself: one of Handsome Jack's doppelgangers, working as a prostitute. Now, Rhys can live out all of his fantasies, and maybe work out some of the uglier feelings that experience had left him with.

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    03 Jul 2019

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    Hugo’s eyes widened as he took in the casual outfit Rhys was wearing, so different from his work clothing that Hugo wouldn’t have even recognized him if he hadn’t tilted his head at the right angle. Hugo swallowed, his hands going clammy as he watched the man talk to the barista, a pleasant smile on his face. He remembered Rhys worked at Hyperion, but at the other branch, twenty miles away from here. What were the chances he’d be at Hugo’s favorite coffee shop on a Saturday?

    The universe was trying to tell him something, he was sure of it.

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    04 Jun 2019

  18. Public Bookmark 58

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    Zer0 gets fucked over by alien biology and needs to get fucked; it's Handsome Jack's lucky day; and some poor helicopter pilot probably spends an hour feeling extremely awkward.

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    03 Jun 2019

  19. Public Bookmark 15

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    The Pros: Rhys has been invited to attend a major Hyperion Conference on a moon-beach resort. It promises all inclusive food, drink and entertainment in his off hours. The Cons: He has to work and present with his nemesis Hugo Vasquez and his reservation is missing. Will the rivals put aside their differences for the good of their careers?

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    01 Jun 2019

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    Damien is pretty confident Oz will ask him out for prom. The question is: how the hell does he kiss them on prom night?

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    27 May 2019

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