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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    This was a tumblr post a while back, but after a few requests to post it on ao3 I have been convinced.

    This is the au where Eric Bittle is a genius reporter with top-notch credentials and Jack is the professional hockey player Bitty sticks up for when people ask invasive questions that have nothing to do with hockey.

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    14 Dec 2019

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    “It’s got such a presence to it, even from a distance,” Bilbo says softly, and there’s a general murmur of awed agreement from the others. “Why, in all my fifty years, I never thought I’d see such a thing, and we haven’t even arrived yet!”

    Thorin’s sword hits the ground with a clatter, and Balin chokes on his pipe.

    The hobbit doesn’t look at Thorin, too busy thumping Balin on the back. Once the dwarf seems able to breathe again, he looks up, to find thirteen wide pairs of eyes fixed on him.

    “What?” he says defensively, though he’s not sure what he’s defending.

    “You’re how old?” Kíli squeaks.

    Bilbo frowns at the young dwarf. “I’m fifty years old. Well, fifty-one, come springtime. Though it is not very polite to ask someone their age so bluntly,” he tells him primly.

    Fíli makes a choked sound, and Nori lets out a vicious string of swears in Khuzdul.

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    11 Dec 2019

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    The first thing Stiles thinks when he opens the door is that it’s not his birthday, but someone has sent him some kind of cop stripper.

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    07 Dec 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    “I apologize for his. Um. Stiles is my cousin,” Bitty explained. “A very distant one. Through marriage only. I promised his daddy he could have a job when he moved here from California to go to school, and ya know, bless his heart.”

    The world's most ambitious crossover event ever attempted!

    IN WHICH: Bitty owns a coffee shop and bakery that's only open late at night and is located next to the Samwell campus! Stiles is his cousin and works as his barista! Derek and Jack are both Samwell jocks that can't stop overdosing on caffeine because they HAVE TO visit the cafe in order to see the respective barista and baker they've fallen in love with! However...they both think they're after the same cafe employee. Stiles and Bitty also can't stop mooning over the athletic, broody, dark-haired customer that frequents the cafe. Are they talking about the same guy?

    Jealousy, hilarity, and hijinks ensue!!

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    06 Dec 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    “The station is doing a charity thing,” Derek bit out. “I got dragged into it against my will.”

    “Wait a minute, you mean the Date Auction?” Stiles asked in complete disbelief because surely that could not be what he meant. “The event where they auction off romantic outings? Where they sell people to the highest bidder for a night? You’re doing that charity?”

    “Against my will.”

    “How did that even happen?” Stiles asked. “It’s supposed to be on a voluntary basis!”

    “Your father is out to get me.”

    He was not. He just maybe still held a tiny bit of resentment towards Derek for dragging his only son into such a dangerous world, no matter how many times Stiles pointed out that that was Peter’s fault and not Derek’s. Not enough resentment to stop him from proclaiming Derek as one of his finest and most promising new recruits, but enough to pick on him a little.

    And obviously enough to bully him into this dog-and-pony show.

    Wolf-and-pony show.

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    04 Dec 2019