Bobsled_Hostage

Igor Weldon Bromhead



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    A meme pairing I can't seem to get enough of, in all its various incarnations.

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    Unconnected fics featuring Vriska Serket and Karkat Vantas. Don't try this at home.

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    "I believe trolls would describe the driving emotion behind love as pity. Kanaya seemingly pities me. I live and enjoy small luxuries only at her pleasure. I scurry around at her heels doing menial work. Even physically, she towers over me, maybe 7 or 8 feet—to her I am a child. But I know her to be chronically maternal to a fault, at least in some fucked up alien facsimile of it. How could she not, cast in her role as a metaphorical mother of billions? It is written in her fate. I cannot puzzle out of all this what she feels about me.

    I certainly know she doesn't mind sharing me."

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    16 Oct 2020

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    Karkat’s panic is completely warranted, honestly. 

    “Stop panicking, loser,” she says anyways.

    “We are about to shitting DIE, do you fucking realize that!?” he demands, shrill and hysterical, eyes bulging.

    “We’re unarmed pail slaves,” she points out. “Not soldiers.” 

    “Like the enemy’s going to give a single flaming fuck about that! We’re fucked, we’re fucked, we’re so, so fucked, shit.” 

    Which: yeah, fair.

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    18 Sep 2020

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    There was a time when she would have loved to see B fallen like this, but she’s not that chick anymore.

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    21 Aug 2020

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    Collection of abandoned Snarry projects with plot for unwritten parts sketched in, one fic per chapter. About a third of these fics will be f/f genderbend.

    Ch 1: The summer before Severin Snape starts her final year of school, her mother takes in a lodger. She's beautiful. She's interesting. And she might be an ideal person to induct Severin into her sexuality, if she weren't a time-traveler with scars and secrets of her own.

    Ch 4: It's a painful thing to know in your mid twenties that all the defining events of your life lie in the past. When Snape stumbles into a another universe where his older self is engaged to Harry Potter, he discovers that it can be even more challenging to know that there are major turns left yet in his life, ones that could make him very happy – if he has to courage to accept being ridiculous, being open, being changed.

    Snape leaned forward and kissed him. Harry's mouth parted a little in pure shock, and became one half of a seal. Snape's mouth was acrid. He was a horrible kisser, clumsy and aggressive.

    Harry kissed him back. He never hesitated.

    "That wasn't," Snape murmured, drunken confusion. "That's not what I expected you to –"

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    16 Aug 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 58

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    After solving the mystery of a mummy stealing items from an exhibit about an Ancient Egyptian pharaoh, Daphne and Velma stumble upon something truly magical.

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    28 Jun 2020