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Jack's staff is a different type of Guardian—the lowercase type, and the grapevines are just crawling all over this.
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Mist Upon the Eyes by Bloody_Jeans
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 Feb 2016
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When you think of a hobbit, what usually comes to mind? One would expect a short, plump, and very large-and-hairy-footed little creature would appear in your thoughts. That's exactly what they want you to think. That's what you let them trick you into believing. You wouldn't see them coming even if they nipped you right on the nose and hammered a large stick up your arse.
What if our favorite little, underestimated hobbits happened to have more up their sleeves than we realized? The Company, especially Thorin Oakenshield, is about to find out!
Or: In which Bilbo Baggins is secretly one BAMF assassin.
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Attack on Tumblr (Anime Prompt Fills) by Bloody_Jeans, orphan_account
Fandom: Free!, Haikyuu!!, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Makai Ouji: Devils and Realist, Naruto, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Tokyo Ghoul, チア男子!! | Cheer Danshi!! | Cheer Boys!!
29 Mar 2017
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A collection of yaoi anime Tumblr prompt fills.
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Letting himself get cursed may not have been the smartest thing Wei Wuxian has ever done, but he'd argue that it’s completely in character. So he should earn some points for consistency, at the very least. Besides, when the spirit had been explaining it, the curse hadn't sounded too bad. Maybe a little bothersome if he underestimated how many people felt strongly about him, but surely, surely, it wouldn't be enough to hamper him in the long run.
Let it be known that Wei Wuxian is an idiot.
Because, when he emerges from the dilapidated husk of the temple, he can't see anyone
Or: Wei Wuxian gets cursed so he can’t see or feel anyone who feels strongly about him and assume this means that the people he cares about actually hate him.
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08 Mar 2021
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Brotherly Intentions by panicking
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jul 2020
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“Also,” added Lan Xichen, because he was a terrible brother and Lan Wangji’s current least favorite person, “Wei Wuxian will be there. I heard he’s single.”
Lan Wangji’s eyes flashed up to Lan Xichen, who laughed.In which Lan Wangji, in determining whether Lan Xichen’s boyfriend’s family is suitable for Lan Xichen to marry into, falls in love with Wei Wuxian.
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08 Mar 2021
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every breath that comes before by tardigradeschool for AlfAlfAlfAlfAlf
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jan 2021
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Su She is 10% stupider. Lan Wangji has a terrible day. Revelations are had. A Qiongqi prison break fix-it feat. core-destroying poison.
Or, what if that cup of wine Wei Wuxian drank for Lan Wangji after the Phoenix Mountain hunt wasn't just wine?
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07 Mar 2021
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one good honest kiss by tangerinechar
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 Mar 2020
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Wei Wuxian sees an opportunity to get a free, spicy dessert from the campus cafe if he comes with his partner on Valentine's Day. The problem? He doesn't have a partner.
So of course, he does the logical thing and asks Lan Wangji to be his (fake) boyfriend, for the free dessert. You know, as friends do.
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07 Mar 2021
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Lan Qiren reads books and Wei Wuxian worms his way into Qiren's heart.
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07 Mar 2021