BloodPuker



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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    After the notpocolypse the two old friends become more.

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    23 Oct 2019

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    Ch 5

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    He’d gone six millennia circling around the angel, barely ever touching, and that had been fine.

    Well, mostly fine. Probably not at all fine, but at any rate, it wasn’t that the desire hadn’t been there, but…well, he hadn’t really let himself feel it. But then Aziraphale had taken his hand on the bus from Tadfield to London, all exhaustion and relief and new-growing terror over what their respective sides might do next, and even though he knew it had just been the desire to hold on to a friend when everything else had slid away and come undone, something had awoken and refused to go back to sleep. The something ranged from a persistently mewing kitten to a starved, roaring lion—he’d tried for a snake metaphor, because that seemed more fitting for him, but frankly, snakes were a good bit easier to manage than whatever this was. Whatever this was needed near-constant supervision.

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    18 Oct 2019

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    ch 1

  3. Public Bookmark 36

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    Anthony Crowley has learned by now that anything that makes him happy will be temporary at best. His quietly desperate routine is challenged when he happens to strike up a conversation with a customer at work, and he starts realizing three things, in this order: 1. oh huh this Aziraphale guy is actually interesting; 2. he can't stop embarrassing himself by accidentally flirting with him; and 3. oh no this Aziraphale guy is actually extremely attractive what do I do.

    Multi-chapter, updates Mondays and most Thursdays. Written up to chapter 19 as of November 13, 2019. Currently estimating 24 chapters total.

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    09 Oct 2019

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    Ch 12

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    When Crowley spots his replacement on his former band for the first time, he doesn't expect the man to push him against a wall but he's not complaining.
    The Fallen and Flaming Swords, two rival struggling punk bands, hold a grudge against each other and spend more time fighting and performing crass pranks than actually composing songs. Crowley is hurt, Aziraphale is new, a lot of flirting ensues.

    INEFFABLE HUSBANDS AS HUMAN PUNK BASS PLAYERS. Inspired by the looks of Peter Vincent in Fright Night and Thorne in Laws of Attraction.

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    07 Oct 2019

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    Ch 9

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    Aziraphale is left alone to deal with millennia of repressed trauma.

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    07 Oct 2019

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    Ch 6