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    A series of AU oneshots in which Dan meets his favourite youtuber, AmazingPhil, in a variety of unconventional ways. Or, I have 30 meet-cutes and I'm gonna write a oneshot based on Dan and Phil for each one. Fluff and some awkwardness ensue.

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    Jimin regards him for a second and hums. “I don’t actually know how to get to know someone you’ve known for five years already, so I googled, and I found a list of thirty-six questions—”

    Yoongi looks up and tsks. “Those are to make strangers fall in love with each other, Jimin-ah,” he drawls.

    “Don’t be delusional, Yoongi. I'd sooner eat my own foot than fall in love with you.”

    OR: Jimin is delighted when Namjoon asks him to be the best man at his wedding to Seokjin. The only downside to that is that Seokjin's best man is the man Jimin has hated from the moment they first laid eyes on each other: Min fucking Yoongi. Now, thrown together all of a sudden and with a Bachelor's party to organise, Jimin and Yoongi have to find a way to navigate their mutual dislike.

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    25 Aug 2021

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    Min Yoongi, afternoon cohost of LOVE 101.1's Jin With a Shot of Suga radio show, hasn't had a Valentine in a very long time. So when roses and notes start appearing on his desk, he isn't sure what to make of it.

    Good thing the new late night host Park Jimin joined their station not too long ago and seems to be around every time something appears on Yoongi's desk. He can probably help Yoongi out with this. Even if he's not Yoongi's favorite person.

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    19 Jul 2021

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    Leaning down to kiss Yoongi, he said, “I love you so much.”

    “I love you, too,” Yoongi had said, holding Jimin against him with his big hands. (Mentally, he was doing cartwheels. It was over, it was over, by the grace of a higher power, it was oveerrrrrrrrrr!!! He was finally free!!!! Worst experience of his life!!!!!!!)

    “I wish you weren’t sexiled,” Jimin said instead. “Because I really miss having sex with you.”

    Yoongi sighed. “I miss it too. Listen, I know I fucked up—,” he began, but was cut off with a clipped, “No, I don’t think you do. Not yet. Anyways, thanks for listening to me. Long day tomorrow.”

    And with another quick kiss, Jimin rolled off and left his room as Yoongi groaned into his inner elbow, dreading the boner he now had to nurse.

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    Yoongi gets sexiled by Jimin, which would be fine, except they're going In The Soop and Jimin is doing everything he can to torture Yoongi (and succeeding).

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    16 Jul 2021

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    "Park-- Park Jiminie? Is that you?" Yoongi's head is cocked to one side, eyes squinted slightly, and oh no, he looks so good. His thick, black fringe looks soft and just a tad tousled, like Yoongi has run his fingers through it absentmindedly; the tip of his button nose is just the littlest bit red from the winter weather, and he's got these black browline glasses and long wool coat on that make him look every inch the sophisticated executive he is.

    Jimin, meanwhile, is dressed as a Christmas elf.

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    10 Jul 2021

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    He was probably losing it.

    Wilderness sickness.

    There were plenty old battered journals in his watchtower telling stories about how the woods were enchanted. Endless diary entrances with signs of how watchers slowly but steady went a little bit more crazy for every passing day. Yoongi had thought it was all bullshit, made-up entries by bored lookouts, but now after so many weeks, he wasn’t so sure anymore.

     

     

    Or; Yoongi takes a job as firewatch in hopes of escaping his life. His only remote company for the rest of the summer is the mouthy voice in his intercom-radio talking to him every day, and maybe they need each other more than they think.

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    05 Dec 2020

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