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    A sense of overwhelming dread and confusion hung in the pit of his gut. He covered Andy’s hand with his own, leaning forward to catch her gaze. Andy finally looked up at him and swore at whatever she saw there.

    “You really don’t know,” she said finally.

    “Know what? I know that I got blown up yesterday, and that everything hurts. I know you’re acting weird; what I don’t know is where my husband is,” Joe answered, trying to keep his voice even.

    “He’s somewhere at the bottom of the ocean,” Andy said with an explosive, shaky breath, “where he’s been for the last few hundred years.”

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    Joe dies on a mission, and wakes up in a different reality. And then he wakes up in another one, and then another, and he really just wants to go home, okay?

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    Alec is 36 when he finds himself not bleeding to death in fucking Jersey.

    If there is anything he is sure of it is that he should be dead.

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    Copley has a very simple directive: wipe out all evidence of the Old Guard and their activities throughout history. The problem is, the people best suited to direct him where to look are a group of immortals who don't like being given homework assignments from a man who was responsible for their capture.

    Oh, and then there's the matter of that sex tape.

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    “And it didn’t bother you that the guard thought you were -- that we were -- ?” Nicolò asks, for what is definitely the fourth time, as they bed down, hopefully hidden from view by the reeds and trees of the Nile delta.

    Yusuf sighs, rolling onto his back. “Do I mind that he thought I would be foolish enough to abandon all reason and take up with one of the men who helped sack Al-Quds? Yes, a little. Not enough to stop from using it as a perfectly serviceable escape route.”

    “No,” Nicolò says, “I mean, that you would prefer the company of other men at all.”

    Yusuf blinks, bemused. He hadn’t even thought of that. “As a rule, I try not to be insulted by accusations that are true,” he says drily.

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