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    “I may not understand it, and I definitely don’t like it, but for some focking reason that is beyond comprehension, my boss has a weakness when it comes to you. And I’m—” he chokes back bile. “I’m absolutely certain you’re the only person in this whole god forsaken ocean who can talk sense into him. So, get in the focking dinghy.”

    Bonnet’s lips twitch ever so slightly into a smile. “Well, maybe if you were to ask me nicely.”

    “Get in the dinghy.”

    “What’s the magic word?”

    Izzy screws up his face, trying to recall anything he’s ever heard about magic. The memory comes to him of some insipid story Bonnet told the crew one night about a girl and a dress and some fucking mice, so he says, “Bipity focking bopity focking doo.”

    “I was looking for please, but I suppose that will do.”

     

    After realizing Edward isn't actually better off as Blackbeard, Izzy Hands seeks out the last person on earth he'd like to spend any length of time trapped in a dinghy with: Stede focking Bonnet.

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    “So. Which is your preference, Ed? Top or bottom?”

    “Don’t have a preference, really. Depends who I’m with. Oh, you mean the bunk bed.”

    “Yes, I mean the— what else would I have meant?”

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    Proper co-captains should share such a nice room, right? It’s only fair. Stede thinks so too, so he makes an enquiry. Ed takes him up on it, and that’s where things start to get a little weird.

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    The crew's up to something. Ed may not know what yet, but he can smell a plot brewing a mile off. It's not the festival air that's taken over the ship that's got him confused, nor even all the hastily-stifled grins. He's sailed under his share of captains over whose graves he'd have drunk a celebratory bottle of rum, while singing, and then had a nice, long piss to wash the dust off the headstone. No, what's keeping him from cornering the nearest man against a wall with a knife to their throat is all the damn giggling.

    He's weathered, joined, and instigated plenty of mutinies in his time, but giggling...that's a new one.

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    Edward Teach adjusts to life as The Kraken very easily. Really. He doesn't spend his nights getting drunk and ugly-crying. He doesn't stare wistfully at a lighthouse painting. He doesn't rub his dark paint-covered face into soft fabrics in the secret closet as Lucius watches him judgmentally from his commandeered armchair. He's doing great. Absolutely peachy, Izzy, thanks for asking, now go away.

    And then Stede Bonnet dies, which sets off a chain of events that might, in fact, fix everything - but only if everyone learns to communicate like adults just this once.

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