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    Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”

    “I believe so.”

    “And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”

    Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”

    “I can do that,” he croaked.
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    In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.

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    25 Sep 2019

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    There was a certain look that Aziraphale wore occasionally—a pinched sort of moue that looked like he’d just taken a very large mouthful of cinnamon—which meant he thought Crowley was being ridiculous. He had put it on

    “Hang on,” he had said. “You want us to do human things?”

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    If you're going to go native, you might as well go all the way.

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    05 Sep 2019

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    A forgotten sea gives birth to a continuation at the tattered edge of all things.

    (Or, why "Umino Iruka" is a very odd name for a child in Fire Country.)

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    10 Jun 2019

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    For Konoha, it's been one month since the preliminary Chunin exams. For Naruto, it's been six. And he wasn't in Konoha.

    At the end of his ordeal, Naruto walks into the Chunin Exam finals without his left arm.

    Shikamaru is very concerned. And, eventually, very precious to Naruto as they work together to solve the mysteries of Konoha and bring kindness to the Shinobi world, one adventure at a time.

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    21 Nov 2018

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    The first thing Sasuke said to the grinning blonde man was, 'I don't pay for sex.'
    The escort threw back his head in laughter, 'Let me guess! Because you think you're soooo hot you expect me to fall onto my knees and beg you to do anything you want to my body for absolutely no charge?'
    Sasuke's replied with one emotionless word, 'Yes.'

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    20 Sep 2018