Barkour

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Fandoms

  1. Young Justice (Cartoon) (31)
  2. Thor (Movies) (27)
  3. How to Train Your Dragon (Movies) (19)
  4. Dragon Age: Inquisition (14)
  5. Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types (9)

Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    Palpatine and Dooku die before RotS; life keeps on chugging along for everyone else. Equal parts serious stuff, jokes, and domesticity.

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  2. Summary

    A collection of works I believe represent the best of my writing. Subject to re-evaluation.

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  3. Summary

    Modified NaNoWriMo challenge. Writing every day and posting when I have a thing done, with the dreamy hope of writing a total of 50k words this month. Or at least writing something.

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  4. Summary

    [Mr. Incredible voice] I'LL UPDATE WHEN I UPDATE

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Recent bookmarks

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    "Hey." Ed reaches across because it's the only thing that feels right. He grasps Stede's wrist and smoothes the pad of his thumb across his knuckles. Stede stops fiddling with his ring and looks up at him, wide-eyed. "This isn't Captain shit. This is God shit. Are you God?"

    The room is blank with silence.

    Gently, Ed repeats, "Are you God, Stede?"

    Stede's voice is thin and high when he answers, "I'm not God."

    "And is God here, in this room?"

    Comically, Stede looks around like he might find God perched on the edge of his desk, or pulling books from his shelves to examine the spines.

    "He's not," Stede concedes.

    "That's right, mate. Stupid bugger doesn't associate himself with pirates."

     

    Or: The Revenge has been becalmed for six days. Ed has bigger things to worry about, like sharks and being in love.

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    28 Mar 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    HOUUGGOUOUUGGUG9OGUUGG78GH

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Minimus has spent a long while fading away from every place he tries to slot himself into. Rodimus has plans that probably do not, strictly speaking, require an assistant, but every wannabe captain looks better with employees.

    Or: Rodimus is an e-boy with bigger goals, Minimus really needs a job, Drift should probably move out already, and nobody can reach Ratchet for comment at this time, thank you.

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    05 Dec 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Ratchet's got a super-charged spark and a willingness to experiment. Drift's more inclined toward blasphemy than originally thought.

    Who wouldn't want to take a ride on Cybertron's oldest religious artifact?

     

    Or, the Matrix gets what it wanted all along.

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    02 Dec 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    Who would have thought that a mere several hours after returning from Delphi, Drift and Ratchet would find themselves like this?

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    29 Oct 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    Tarantulas, on the verge of death, requests to be left in his lab in the past to die. He doesn’t expect to find Prowl there. He expects Prowl to save his life even less. And now—waking up on a hospital bed with Prowl, here, sitting beside him—he’s beginning to consider that maybe his plan to win Prowl back used the wrong strategy.

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    28 Oct 2019