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    Aziraphale finds himself in a very awkward position as some sort of spell makes everyone merely glancing in his direction instantly fall deeply and desperately in love with him.

    Absolutely everyone.

    Well, apart from Crowley, that is.

    And while both angel and demon search for a solution to this fairly unique problem, Crowley can’t help wondering whether Aziraphale might finally figure out some things he kept hidden for so very long.

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    22 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 97

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    The thing was, even after Crowley Fell, Heaven forgot to delete his login to their system.

    The only half interesting thing he had ever found in Heaven’s archives was their newspaper, even though it was a dreadfully dull rag. But even then, Crowley was never inspired to truly interfere with the Celestial Observer’s contents until the late 1600s, when advice columns were invented on Earth.

    As always, brilliant inspiration struck him like… like whatever inspiration strikes like. So Crowley resolved to meddle, just as a side project. Maybe if he got enough angels heated at each other, he could report it as a victory to Hell. Anyway, Dagon had always liked gossip, and the Celestial Observer’s new advice column was a ready source of that.

    It was pure genius.

     

    [Crowley, demon of Hell, becomes Heaven's foremost advice columnist]

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    06 Oct 2019

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    Every army is made up, primarily, of foot-soldiers. While the Generals may gleefully declare war, they are not the ones who will die first, but rather the lowly canon-fodder take up that role. If only there was someone to plead for peace that they could put their faith in…
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    Aziraphale and Crowley were by no means the only angel and demon to have doubts about how wonderful the War to End Everything was going to be, but they were the only ones to speak out so loudly against it. They *might* have developed something of a reputation in their old sides…

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    30 Sep 2019

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    Aziraphale and Crowley host a special edition of Big Brother: Heaven & Hell, So Help You ME! when God decides She's had it with her beloved children's nonsense. Good and evil are but choices, and they will all suffer together until they learn their lesson.

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    12 Aug 2019

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    "Whoever did this has a reason, and Stark needs to be with someone who can protect him. He won’t exactly be able to protect himself like this.” Fury looked at the baby consideringly. “No, it’s you, Steve. Besides, he likes you. Suck it up, soldier, you’re stuck with him.”

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    15 May 2019