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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    So what exactly happened to Caitlyn in that time gap between when she was kidnapped and the tea party?

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    28 Dec 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 51

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    Well. Evidently going undercover to an Idan society fling in order to deliver a message to a high-profile BoE agent was a tits-out kind of look.

    **NOW UPDATED** with Spotify playlist link and bonus image at the end!

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    31 Oct 2021

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    “There’s something you need to know,” Harrow said to John and Mercymorn. She locked eyes with Gideon, holding her gaze firm.
    White-ringed eyes flicked between them, and a frown flickered on John’s face. “Alright.”

    “Well, it’s interesting that you’ve chosen to tell me about the visa application now,” Harrowhark said, turning to John and Mercymorn, “when Gideon only proposed last weekend.”

    John blinked. He looked between them. “Excuse me?”

    “I’m getting married,” Harrowhark said.

    “To who?” John asked.

    “To my assistant,” said Harrow, ignoring the choking, strangled noise of surprise Gideon made from the door. “To Gideon Nav. We’re engaged.” She paused, then stood. “Aren’t we, Griddle?”

    “No,” Gideon said, because she was the worst. “What the fuck?”

    Or: Harrowhark Nonagesimus is the youngest editor ever to run the Ninth House publishing company. But when Harrow violates the terms of her work visa, her only way to retain her job is to marry a US citizen— and who better than her assistant, Gideon Nav?

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    08 Oct 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    Harrow finds Gideon's comic about love languages and decides she needs to conduct some experiments. For science purposes.

    (Sequel to Love Languages! You don't have to read the first one at all - just a couple little things might not make sense)

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    05 Oct 2021

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    She feels like he’s peeling every layer of her being, one by one by one. And when he gets to her bones, he’ll find something she’ll never be able to run away from.

    “…you,” the stranger says, his hands flexing into fists. Unclenching again. “You are…”

    Gideon holds her breath. She doesn’t know why she thinks so, but it seems to her that Harrow does as well.

    The corner of the man’s lips twitches up in a smile.

    “You’re the spitting image of your mother.”

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    Or: what if Pyrrha rescued Gideon from the Ninth as a child?

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    16 Sep 2021

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