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  1. Public Bookmark 40

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    "If she was being honest with herself, Rey knew that she should feel worse about what was going on."

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    19 Nov 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    “Can you bring me some Advil, please? I should have some in the night table on my side of the bed.”

    Her soul instantly warms at the words he doesn’t say. It isn’t her side of the bed where the Advil is, it’s his. Stars, when did she get this sappy?

    “Sure thing, love!” she calls out. Smoothing her hair down and rolling up the sleeves, she walks to the small dark-stained table and opens the small drawer. A small bottle of pain reliever is rolling around, the pills rattling within the bottle. She grabs it and almost shuts the drawer until something else catches her eye.

    It’s small and nude-colored. Rey picks it up, eyeing it curiously as she tries to discern what this object exactly is. The object is cylindrical, made of some kind of washable material. She flips it over and holds it close to her eyes, trying to figure out what exactly it is. It actually almost looks like a—

    Oh.

    Oh.

    It all makes sense now.

    No wonder he hasn’t tried to sleep with her.

    He is ashamed of his micro-penis!

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    15 Nov 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    “It’s called the Unity Commemoration Gala. The First Order holds one every year to raise money for the war effort,” Finn scoffed. “And to show off.”

    Rey slithered through the banquet, stealing snacks from server droid’s trays and popping them into her mouth as she listened for possible intel.

    “Another thing,” Finn mentioned. “Kylo Ren will most likely be there.”

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    Rey sneaks into a First Order event and finds herself a very intriguing, very *familiar* dance partner

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    15 Nov 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    Ben and Rey are too tired to consummate their marriage on their wedding night and instead just snuggle and talk about all the sappy things they love about each other between kisses.

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    15 Nov 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 49

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    Ben tries to think of awful things or anything but this—the current political landscape, the sex cushion he knows he spotted at his parent’s house over Thanksgiving, multiplication tables, his Uncle Lando trying to give him the talk just before Junior Prom—and he gulps his coffee.

    She sits there, not noticing his deep flush and wide eyes. She’s almost pouting at the papers she’s holding—presumably sketches of her design. “I keep trying to think of ways to make this toy more interesting. We could add a vibe function? Maybe warming?” Rey studies her design, and then her eyes cut to him as she asks innocently, “Men would like that, right?”

    He’s staring at her like a fool. She actually seems to expect an answer, and what the fuck does he say to that?

    In which Ben has a terribly inappropriate crush on his best employee.

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    15 Nov 2019