Taking a deep breath, Annie pulls out her phone and presses on the second person on her speed dial (underneath Abed), feeling like she’s going to vomit with every passing dial tone she has to listen to.
“Uh, hey?” Jeff’s voice finally breaks the dial tone, and he sounds worried, as if he knows Annie is about to change his life forever.
“Hi, can I come over? We have to talk.”
The one where Jeff and Annie spend the night together after Troy leaves - and their lives change forever.
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26 Jun 2022
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
17 May 2022
“He’s not coming,” Luther says impatiently. “Let's just get this over with.”
“Who’s not coming?”
The voice sounds behind them suddenly, and all of them startle and whip around in synchronization.
“Klaus,” Luther hears himself say distantly. “You’re…here.”
Four tilts his head, bringing his hand to his lips and inhaling deeply around the cigarette dangling between his fingers. When he exhales, the smoke curls around his head like a halo before drifting into the air.
“Yeah, well, I would’ve gotten here sooner,” Four says around the cigarette. “But I just really didn’t want to.”
Number Four shows up to the funeral three hours late with an iced latte in one hand and a cigarette dangling from the other.
Or; Klaus fled the Academy the day they turned eighteen. He never looked back.
Ten years later, their father dies.
Number Four returns.
And none of them quite know what to do with this new version of their black sheep brother.
AKA: Klaus single-handedly stops the apocalypse. It really wasn't that hard, so if everyone could stop looking at him like that, that would be great, thanks.
Today is the anniversary of Ben's death. Apparently. He lost track of the day somewhere along the way, and Klaus (as always) is no help. So now he has to sit there while his siblings reminisce about his tragic death, because even with everything that's ever happened to them–Vanya getting powers and almost destroying the universe, Luther becoming part gorilla–none of them will believe he's still here.
Except, Klaus seems determined to prove some kind of point. And for the first time since his death however long ago, Ben is given the opportunity to prove to his family that he still exists.
- Part 3 of Canned Spaghetti 'verse
“Won’t be able, bro. My boyfriend says it’ll be bad for me.”
“My boyfriend said there’ll be too many lights.”
“My boyfriend said that I shouldn’t-“
“My boyfriend said I’d get too-“
“My boyfriend said-“
“Why the hell haven’t we met the fucker yet!?"
Or Diego doesn't trust this "Dave" guy and makes several wrong assumptions about him. The biggest one being that he's just like all of Klaus' other abusive ex's.
Stiles used to be a kitsune.
Then his mother died.
‘A nogitsune is born when a kitsune dies.’
Stiles is sixteen when he finally looks in the mirror and admits to himself that he isn’t a kitsune anymore.
He drags Scott into the woods to look for half a dead body that very night.
[or: in which Stiles has always been a void fox but the Nemeton’s sacrifice makes everything worse]