AvocadosUnderTheEaves



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  3. Summary

    OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS. (Might get back to this at some point. Until then, read at your own risk.)

    This is an extended AU that goes on its own merry way around the end of s2 and operates under the assumption that Grace never came back from New York.

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    "The desert is a waste of time"-adjacent, but not actually part of that series.
    (Ignore the title, the title is awful. I know it, you know it.)

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    AO3 is great, but can it run Doom? Of course!!

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    01 Jun 2021

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    Did you see that fanfic with 6 gazillion tags forcing you to scroll endlessly to skip through it? Ever wondered how to block a specific story without having to download a 3rd party app or make an annoying bookmark? Guess what? You can block specific stories and authors directly from AO3, and it works in mobile! 

    Spanish translation available

    Yes this is about a troll fic making it's way around AO3.

    Updated with instructions to block works by a user (See ch2).

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    23 Mar 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    His mouth.

    My mouth, John.

    What do you make of my mouth?

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    28 Sep 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    Because it got flagged...

    1. 00q
    2. alfie x tommy - bottom alfie
    3. benji x ethan
    4. rust x marty
    5. 00q - sock garters
    6. alfie x tommy -triple
    7. 00q - strap
    8. joenicky
    9. rust x marty 2
    10. ethan x benji 2
    11. johnny x daniel - dojo
    12. johnny x daniel pt. 2 (face sitting)

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    08 Sep 2020

  5. Rec 4

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    Podfic of 'There is no "i" in "team" (but there is one in "vibrator")' by BakedAppleSauce.

     

    “Do not let me,” Nicky’d said beforehand, eyes already pupil-dark and breath coming a bit quicker, but with the same no-nonsense tone he usually reserved for serious occasions. God, how Joe loved him. “Even if I ask you really nicely, yes?”

    “No?” Joe had said, pretending to need further instruction. “What if you say please?”

    In which some fun is had.

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    13 Aug 2020

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