Aurelyn
Fandoms
- Bleach (2)
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (2)
- Rurouni Kenshin (1)
- Naruto (1)
Recent works
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The Totally Awesome Super-Duper Magical Friendship of Naruto and Sasuke by Aurelyn
Fandoms: Naruto
24 Oct 2017
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Prompt: “I wish you’d stop and realise how loud you’re being.”
Sasuke asks Naruto to reconsider his volume during a detention as he’s leaving the Academy.
After a checklist of dubious morals, screaming directly into someone’s face, a guest appearance from The Great Void of Handy Plot-Required Items™ and two ANBU too busy with each other to stop this disaster before it’s too late, Naruto finds himself dating Sasuke as the Canon Train rams headfirst into the Apocalypse and disappears into the sunset never to be seen again.
Naruto is trying to get Sakura to love him. Sasuke just wants a break from his fangirls so he can be a traumatised child in peace. If either of these two pipsqueaks had a handy-dandy adult to guide them then this mess probably would have never happened. But they don’t. So it did.
Jiraiya is totally going to write the shit out of this once he finds out it’s happening.
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Severus Snape was a great man, an exceptional man. But he was not a good one.
Just a short little look at the character of canon!Severus Snape, whom I absolutely adore, and I think that he is criminally wasted in canon by his lack of self-growth and how he was smothered in all of his past issues. He could have been so good for Harry, could have been a link to his mum and a counterbalance to all of the 'James, James, you're definitely only here to be copy of your father and not have any of your mother's traits or to be your own person' nonsense; Severus could have been such a support and anchor to Harry, could have shown him that not everything rosy and its ok if it's /not/, he could have provided such a neat stepping stone for Harry to break through the house segregation and discrimination and have more friends than just Ron and Hermione, for all that I'm fond of them.
But instead we get this giant goth adult-shaped toddler who breaks everything in his eternal temper tantrum because of reasons, and it thoroughly irritates me because of all the wasted potential. God, just imagine the series if Severus had been an actual goddamned person instead of a villain stereotype/plot device/convenient placeholder. Urgh. -
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Harry Potter was not a normal boy. Harry Potter was not a normal weird boy. Harry Potter was a weird weird boy.
Harry Potter was the third mortal life of the Archangel Samael. Whose first attempt at humanity was when he was born as Emperor Nero of Rome. The second one was Salazar Slytherin. Yeah. Trust him, he's got this under control, nothing is on fire. Except maybe the Christians. Huh. You'd've thought he'd've learned that making human candles was a bit Not Good.
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That's it guys that's the story that is literally the only outline I've got for this. Will it turn into heart wrenching drama? The unholy offspring of Lovecraftian horror and every B rated slasher film in existence? The epitome of a crackfest shitpost that every young meme aspires to be? Surrealist existentialism that will have you questioning yourself, life, the universe, and most of all what the hell did you just read? Who the fuck knows, man, cause I sure don't. -
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Let's talk about Ichigo, whose family is made up of his sisters and dad, and most importantly, his mom.
Until it's not.Let's talk about Ichigo, who was happy and wanted for nothing more than he had, because life was good.
Until it wasn't.Could be expanded in the future, but is complete for now.
Inspired by dirgewithoutmusic's series 'once a king or queen of narnia, always a king or queen' -
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“Kurosaki-kun..?”
“Yeah, Geta-boushi?”
“What…what happened to you…”
“I didn’t like the future so much, Kisuke. Very lonely, awfully quiet. Rather boring, in my not so humble opinion. So I came back.”
“How?”
“Dunno, you’d have to ask Shiro or Zangetsu.”
“Are you alright, Ichigo-kun?”The time traveller stopped and thought for a moment, before shrugging as though the answer was of little consequence.
“Hmmm. Probably not.”
Recent bookmarks
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here's to the strongest fighter, here's to the last survivor by Dialux
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
11 Jul 2020
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Well, thinks Nerdanel. Well. It isn’t as if she has much faith in her own sons’ abilities to make decisions now, not after she spent a lifetime trying to instill independence in them and they all still followed their father into the teeth of ruin and grief.
[The fix-it fic where Nerdanel, Anairë and Eärwen sneak out of Aman to steal some Silmarils because wars don't always need to be won by armies.]
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Baby Sith by esama
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Assassin's Creed - All Media Types
11 Jan 2021
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In which Desmond Miles is cloned into Star Wars universe under dubious circumstances and ends up presenting as a Sith. Like so many Sith before him, he ends up latching onto Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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Will keeps the coin with devastating consequences for nearly everyone. The gods behind the curse take a more active interest in events.
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Enid Prewett dreamed of becoming an animagus and studying under the greatest Transfiguration Master of her time, Minerva McGonagall. It Would Happen.
Eleanor Flint was here to learn magic, play Quidditch, and eat all the food. She was also absolutely, definitely, totally, a proper Pureblood Lady.
Finally having reached the auspicious age of eleven, armed with (somewhat spotty) knowledge and additional life experience (less useful than you might think), these two witches were finally going to Hogwarts.
With no idea that the other actually existed.
Nothing could possibly go wrong.
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The Morning Brings No Relief. by rabbitinthewoods
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
25 Nov 2013
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“Bed rest,” Óin says after a thorough examination. “And plenty of liquids. No arguments.”
Bilbo makes one last-ditch attempt. “You are all overreacting.”
Óin just looks at him severely.
Series
- Part 3 of Hobbitish Mannerisms