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    Excuse me, ma'am...

    GET OUT! What're you doing in here?!

    Are you always this uppity or am I just special?

     

    In a world where the first words your soulmate say to you are written on your body, you would think that finding love is as simple as breathing. But this is human nature you are talking about. Add in super powers, clones, and some mental health issues and you got yourself a recipe of star-crossed soulmates, odd couples and weird allies.

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    "Are you going to buy anything else?" Professional Eyebrows says and Stiles would like to buy him. A cup of coffee. On a date.

    He just ends up pointing at the crate of whatever the fuck is behind Professional Eyebrows' head and says, "Uh, a box of that stuff."

    P.E. turns, glances at the crate, and raises an eyebrow at Stiles. "You want a box of charmed rattlesnake tail?" God, magic is so fucking weird.

    "Yeah." Stiles nods because he's making an ass out of himself. The hipster vampire browsing in the corner is not so subtly laughing at him. The sooner he leaves the better.

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    The one where Derek Hale is a Professional Werewolf Witch who owns a magic shop and Stiles fails at being smooth on a regular basis.

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    21 May 2022

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    Prompt: A soulmate fic where you’ve got “Help! Save me!” on your wrist. So you do the martial arts classes, and ROTC, and get a concealed carry permit, you are READY, you are SO up for this… and then one day you’re at a friend’s house, and someone comes pounding down the stairs laughing and ducks behind you and goes “Help! Save me!” and that’s how you find out your soulmate was escaping a tickle fight.

    “Laura, for the love of god, stop laughing and get him off of me.”

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    21 May 2022

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    Stiles never missed pack meetings. Never.

    Especially on Fridays when they could all stay a little later since it wasn't a school night (though the only person who imposed curfews on school nights was Stiles himself) and Stiles would force them all to watch the latest action hero movie or a cheesy classic ("They're called classics for a reason. You're basically obligated to see them. I don't even need a better reason than because they're classics.") and the "meeting" would basically dissolve into a pile of limbs centered more or less around the sofa.

    It was Friday.

    So where the fuck was Stiles?

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    21 May 2022

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    Be careful, little girl.

    Don’t go causing troubles in Beacon Hills, little girl, because the Hales live there.

    Keep away from Beacon Hills, little girl, or the Hales will destroy you.

     

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    In a world where the Hales are alive and the protectors of the town of Beacon Hills, the humans politely fake ignorance of their not-really-human status, and they all live happily ever after.

    Then Kate comes in.

    Well.

    Tries to.

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    21 May 2022

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    Stiles doesn't want to die in a basement. No one is going to die in the Argent's basement, not if he can help it.

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    21 May 2022

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