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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

    This Fic is now complete!

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    17 Jan 2021

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    It’s said that you can tell a lot about a person by how they treat animals. Zuko may be loud and stubborn and sharp but all the woodland creatures love him.

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    31 Oct 2020

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    [“Draw a portrait, Sparky,” she says, “It’ll last longer.”

    Zuko does not draw a portrait. Zuko gets up and disappears to wherever he’s been sleeping (alone and far away, like he’s hiding, even though sound carries too well in this temple for him to keep his screaming nightmares to himself), and Toph thinks for a moment that she’s run him off. She hasn’t run him off.

    Zuko returns in a matter of minutes, holding what’s clearly a book in his hands.

    “Hasn’t…” he begins, anxious without fail every time he brings attention to himself, “Hasn’t anyone ever read to you?”]

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    Toph thinks books are stupid. Zuko disagrees.

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    31 Oct 2020

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi could never be too grateful for his too stubborn Padawan and her insistence to be part of his life.

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    12 Sep 2020

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    [Iroh’s phone rings.

    He doesn’t recognize the number but he answers anyway.

    “Hello?”

    For a few moments all Iroh can hear is shallow, raggedy breathing on the other end of the line. Then finally, he can hear a hoarse, familiar voice that he hasn’t heard in years.

    “Uncle Iroh? I need your help. Can you...can you come pick me up?”]

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    Iroh wasn’t prepared for another child, but the universe hasn’t ever cared about that.

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    30 Aug 2020