Animal_Arithmetic



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  1. Rec *

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    Lance gets lost on the way to the bathroom. He stops breathing air shortly there after.

     

    Or: we just wanted him to be a mermaid.

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    12 Oct 2019

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    Pidge added Keith, Shiro, Lance, Hunk, Matt and Allura to Disaster squad

    Pidgeon : sup fuckers

    LanceyLance : I don't know half of these people but I approve this group chat

     

    Or ; Pidge make a group chat with all of her friends and it's a disaster.

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    06 Oct 2019

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    "Keith, if we make it out of this alive, I'm going to kiss you."

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    04 Oct 2019

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    Having sex with Keith in order to secure an alliance with an alien species wasn't how Lance expected to lose his virginity, but it wasn't the worst way for it to go.

    (Until afterwards, of course, when it all goes wrong and Keith won't speak to him. Not that Lance has any idea why. Or why it bothers him so much.)

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    02 Oct 2019

  5. Rec 60

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    Keith snorts, rolling his eyes at the suggestion. “I don’t have love problems, Lance.”

    “I don’t have love problems, Lance.” Lance mocks, making a face as he echoes Keith’s words and uses his hand as a puppet. He yelps when Keith flicks him on the cheek. “Ow, rude, and everyone has love problems, man.”

    “I don’t,” Keith says confidently, shrugging with one shoulder when Lance purses his lips at him. “I mean, I don’t see it as a problem, it’s just– it is what it is.”

    Keith doesn’t look troubled. Or sad. He looks resigned and tired, as if he had given his all and yet the battle had been lost since the start.

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    30 Sep 2019