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    05 Oct 2019

  2. Rec *

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    Clint Barton is an angry 15-year-old former circus brat with a whole bunch of grudges when he's sent to live with Coulson and Fury on a tiny farm in the middle of the country, and he has every intention of stealing the silverware and taking off to whatever prison they're keeping his brother in as soon as humanly possible. He's got no time for three meals a day, for shoes without holes in them, for making friends with cows or goats or stray dogs, or friends and found families.

    A Green Gables AU.

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    20 Jul 2019

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    After the events in Sokovia, Clint returns to his farm and decides to make retiring stick this time. He's ready for the peaceful life, just him and his dog and his orchard. And Wanda, because she needs somewhere peaceful too.

    Then Clint accidentally hires the Winter Soldier to help with the picking and, well, holding on to that peaceful life just gets harder and harder.

    Huge thanks to both Villainny and Kangofucb for their enthusiasm and support. You guys are the best.

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    12 Jun 2019

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    The Asset pauses. He remembers the first few days after dragging St- dragging Captain America out of the water, the aimless emptiness that had filled him, with no mission and no knowledge of what to do next. He’d spent a week staring at the peeling wallpaper in a motel. There had been butterflies patterned on it. He hadn’t known what direction to go in next, because he was (is) scared of Captain America, and he didn’t want anything to do with Hydra, and he’d just… stopped. That’s when he realizes Barton isn’t going to move unless he gives the man a reason to move, something to do that isn’t related to a past he can’t remember or the threat of imminent death. (It’s been burned out of him, the Asset can relate.)

    A mission.

    He's leaning on the button to the microphone before he thinks about it. “Come with me and you can kill more of them.”

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    07 Jun 2019

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    Clint hasn't had a lot of lucky breaks in his life, so when Natasha smuggles him into the Crown Prince's ball, it feels like a dream -- one of stuffing himself full of the tastiest treats and sipping champagne and making fun of the way rich people dress.

    But not even his wildest dreams could have prepared him for running into the crown prince himself in the gardens -- and threatening to kick him in the balls.

    A cinderella AU.

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    22 May 2019