Agent_Q



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    “Hmm.” That slight hum demonstrates an almighty ability to send all the blood in his body down to a very specific point, but it’s nothing compared to when wine-red lips curl into a smile. “So then why are you here? A profile piece seems to be so beneath you, especially a profile about a figure skater.”

    In which James Bond is a sports reporter who doesn’t believe that figure skating is a sport, Q is a figure skater who doesn’t give interviews, and yet somehow both get exactly what they need most.

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    “I’m not you, Bond. I don’t exactly have a technique for getting rich strangers to like me.”

    “Just do your naive cute puppy thing, and they’ll be doting on you in no time,” Bond replies as he pulls up to the grand estate.

    “My what?” Q asks incredulously. Bond doesn’t answer, simply giving him an indulgent smile. The fucker.

    (or: 00q meets Gosford Park. Except not really.)

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    “My only regret is that we’ve known each other for so short a time,” Q confesses, soft and dreamy. “If we’re not to have time together in life, then I wouldn’t mind being together in death. I’d like to be buried with you, if you’d allow it.”

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    It had started with Paris, because all their lives were a cliche and everything involving sex and deceit seemed to start in Paris. 

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    In which Q is ordered to monitor the more intimate parts of Bond's missions, starting something neither of them bargained for.

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    “Last night Robert Shaw, formerly the Quartermaster of MI6, fled the country after corrupting the intelligence databases of the UK, US and Russian secret services - that we know of - and crippling the majority of our remaining infrastructure. He is now considered the United Kingdom’s most wanted criminal, guilty of high treason against this country and our allies.” The stranger pauses, and cocks her head slightly, considering. “Have you anything to say for yourself in this matter 007?”

    Bond swallows, trying to pretend he hasn’t just had his world shattered. Treason? Q? “If I had been involved, do you think I would have come back?” he jokes, covering up his distinct lack of an answer.

    Maybe he shouldn’t have come back. Maybe he never should have left.

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