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    Convicted felon Xue Yang chucks up a Gumtree ad offering his services as a horrible date for family Christmas dinner. A-Qing hires him to fuck with her adoptive dads' shitty relatives. Once he sees how hot said dads are, though, his priorities change.

    One part the Aussie Christmas experience, one part SongXueXiao smut.

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    05 Jan 2021

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    The hands on his shoulders gave a little squeeze. “I am — the disciples will call me Hanguang-jun,” the man said, and then, after a brief hesitation, he added, “I ... named you.”

    “You did?”

    “Mn.”

    “Why?”

    The corner of Hanguang-jun’s tightened and he said, “We are family. That is why.”

    Family was a tricky thing, in the Cloud Recesses. All of them were family, and few of them were. Sizhui did not know if he had any, by blood. He had come when he was too little. Nobody had offered him up the information, and it felt forbidden to ask. But Hanguang-jun said we are family very firmly, so Sizhui asked carefully, “Gege?”

    “Father,” said Hanguang-jun, and startled Sizhui into stillness when he reached up and straightened the ribbon across Sizhui’s forehead.

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    01 Jan 2021

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    Lan Zhan is silent for a long moment, and the van's speakers quietly pipe the second song on the album into the empty space between them. Then Lan Zhan shifts his hand a little on Wei Ying's leg, presses his fingers once into the meat of his thigh. "Alright," he says.

    "Alright," Wei Ying echoes in a wheeze.

    "Is that better?" Lan Zhan checks, because he is a good boy. Then he spreads his fingers out a little wider, because he is evil and must be stopped.

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    Lan Zhan is driving to Chicago. Wei Ying tags along.

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    29 Dec 2020

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    Wen Qing relaxes minutely, scrutinizing him. “Then,” she asks, “why are you here, Lan-er-gongzi?”

    He thinks of seven children, living here, surrounded by ghosts, fathered — fathered? — by the one who harnesses resentment to command the dead. Children he has named, inexplicably, Lan. Wen Qionglin is a fierce corpse, and yet he apparently talks and thinks and makes his own decisions. The children call him jiujiu. The children climb on his lap and ignore his instructions and say things like “he’s dead” with a careless lilt in their voices.

    Whatever the Yiling Patriarch is doing, whatever Wei Wuxian wants, Lan Wangji does not think it is an act of war.

    So he does not say, “I am here to neutralize the Yiling Patriarch.”

    He does not say, “Sentiment is gathering against you.”

    He does not say, “First liberate, second suppress, third eliminate.”

    Lying is forbidden, so Lan Wangji bows his head and says something true: “The Lan sect has very recently learned of seven disciples living in Yiling. I have come to attend their education.”

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    OR: It's a Sound of Music AU. Sort of.

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    29 Dec 2020

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    If you’ve ever believed me in anything, believe I want what’s best for Jin Ling, the first line of the letter reads.

    Jiang Cheng has to stop and take a moment before he continues on to the next line:

    You must come to Carp Tower as soon as you can and lavish praise on the ugliest dog I’ve ever seen.

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    17 Dec 2020

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