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Xiao Xingchen and Song Lan arrest Xue Yang over and over again, but slowly their relationship starts to change.
“The second time he saw Xue Yang it was after the wedding, and he wasn’t even doing anything illegal. Xiao Xingchen was ordering a cup of coffee when he saw him, sprawled out at a table, his own coffee in his hand. He intended to hurry away, he told himself he really did intend to leave, but Xue Yang saw him and well… Xiao Xingchen could never be rude.”
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Kristin Chirico is hot, ethically nonmonogamous, and looking for a hot girl to hook up with. With the help of her best friend Jen, she goes on an excellent date in Philadelphia.
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Lan Xichen and Jiang Yanli are tired of watching their little brothers pine for each other, so they hatch a scheme to get them to confess. Meanwhile, it seems that Huaisang has more than one matchmaking scheme in the works...
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“Lan Zhan!” Wei Wuxian sounded equal parts scandalized and delighted. “Here? Really? We could go home to our nice big bed…”
“Here.” Lan Wangji said, then bit him on the ear. “Now.” He ran his hands over Wei Wuxian’s clothes, occasionally dipping under them to feel his warm skin.
“Wouldn’t you rather do this out in the stacks? I could dog ear a page in a book and you could punish me for it, Lan Zhan. I could be a little too loud and you could shush me in some kind of sexy way.”
“Mm, don’t want you quiet Wei Ying.” He bit him lightly again. “I want to make you scream.” His hand brushed over Wei Wuxian’s clothed cock, just enough to make him gasp, then he went back to wandering his hands around Wei Wuxian’s body.
“What kind of a sexy librarian fantasy is that, Lan Zhan?”
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*Just a smutty little epilogue to You Can Have It All.
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- Part 2 of Wangxian in the library: Fluff and Smut
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Lan Xichen always told Lan Wangji that Lans were fated to fall in love at first sight. Wangji didn't believe him, until the day Wei Wuxian walked into his library with Yuan.
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“I’m a bunny.” Lan Wangji looked down from his computer to see a small boy standing by the circulation desk, a pair of long ears attached to his head. “Baba says I’m a radish or sometimes a boy, but I know I’m a bunny.”
“Mmn, I can see that by your ears.” It was the end of a busy Saturday shift at the library, and Lan Wangji was tired of people and ready to go home. But, he always had a soft spot in his heart for the kids. He was a reference librarian by training, but as branch manager he often got roped into assisting with busy children’s programs. If he was honest, it was the best part of his job.
The boy looked at him with a serious look on his face. “You really think I’m a bunny?”
Lan Wangji paused a moment, thinking of his answer. “I believe people when they tell me who they are. You tell me you are a bunny, so I believe you are a bunny.”
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alone at christmas? by captain_apostrophe for MonocerosRex
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Dec 2020
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Convicted felon Xue Yang chucks up a Gumtree ad offering his services as a horrible date for family Christmas dinner. A-Qing hires him to fuck with her adoptive dads' shitty relatives. Once he sees how hot said dads are, though, his priorities change.
One part the Aussie Christmas experience, one part SongXueXiao smut.
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05 Jan 2021
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we are not consulted by varnes
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2021
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The hands on his shoulders gave a little squeeze. “I am — the disciples will call me Hanguang-jun,” the man said, and then, after a brief hesitation, he added, “I ... named you.”
“You did?”
“Mn.”
“Why?”
The corner of Hanguang-jun’s tightened and he said, “We are family. That is why.”
Family was a tricky thing, in the Cloud Recesses. All of them were family, and few of them were. Sizhui did not know if he had any, by blood. He had come when he was too little. Nobody had offered him up the information, and it felt forbidden to ask. But Hanguang-jun said we are family very firmly, so Sizhui asked carefully, “Gege?”
“Father,” said Hanguang-jun, and startled Sizhui into stillness when he reached up and straightened the ribbon across Sizhui’s forehead.
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01 Jan 2021
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Our Eyes on the Road by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Dec 2020
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Lan Zhan is silent for a long moment, and the van's speakers quietly pipe the second song on the album into the empty space between them. Then Lan Zhan shifts his hand a little on Wei Ying's leg, presses his fingers once into the meat of his thigh. "Alright," he says.
"Alright," Wei Ying echoes in a wheeze.
"Is that better?" Lan Zhan checks, because he is a good boy. Then he spreads his fingers out a little wider, because he is evil and must be stopped.
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Lan Zhan is driving to Chicago. Wei Ying tags along.
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29 Dec 2020
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and having a marvelous time by varnes
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2020
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Wen Qing relaxes minutely, scrutinizing him. “Then,” she asks, “why are you here, Lan-er-gongzi?”
He thinks of seven children, living here, surrounded by ghosts, fathered — fathered? — by the one who harnesses resentment to command the dead. Children he has named, inexplicably, Lan. Wen Qionglin is a fierce corpse, and yet he apparently talks and thinks and makes his own decisions. The children call him jiujiu. The children climb on his lap and ignore his instructions and say things like “he’s dead” with a careless lilt in their voices.
Whatever the Yiling Patriarch is doing, whatever Wei Wuxian wants, Lan Wangji does not think it is an act of war.
So he does not say, “I am here to neutralize the Yiling Patriarch.”
He does not say, “Sentiment is gathering against you.”
He does not say, “First liberate, second suppress, third eliminate.”
Lying is forbidden, so Lan Wangji bows his head and says something true: “The Lan sect has very recently learned of seven disciples living in Yiling. I have come to attend their education.”
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OR: It's a Sound of Music AU. Sort of.
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29 Dec 2020
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Five Dogs, One Cat by ryfkah
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Jul 2020
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If you’ve ever believed me in anything, believe I want what’s best for Jin Ling, the first line of the letter reads.
Jiang Cheng has to stop and take a moment before he continues on to the next line:
You must come to Carp Tower as soon as you can and lavish praise on the ugliest dog I’ve ever seen.
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17 Dec 2020