Actually_a_Dragon



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    Arguing and corpses. That's it. That's the whole fic. Oh and sex.

    I will probably add one or two one shots that are incidental to the plot, and MAAYYYYYBBEEEE write a third, but for now, this series is complete.

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    19 Sep 2021

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    From the prompt: Sherlock keeps getting texts from Mycroft with tips on wooing John.

    "Take his arm. MH"/"Tell him about the sugar cubes. MH"/"Let him catch you looking once in a while. MH"

    Sherlock resents this (I don't need your HELP, Mycroft), but does them anyway.

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    17 Sep 2021

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    One of the first things John did was to write up step-by-step instructions on how to conduct a proper job interview before handing it over to Mycroft for his perusal. There were no kidnapping, deserted car parks or stolen therapy notes anywhere on that list.

    (Or the one where John returned from the war and ended up working for Mycroft as his personal assistant slash doctor on retainer. Everything was fine, until he was sent to post bail for one Sherlock Holmes.)

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    17 Sep 2021

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    To put off his meddlesome, matchmaking mother, John convinces Sherlock to play the role of his significant other. Unparalleled awkwardness ensues.

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    16 Sep 2021

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    Sherlock isn't really sure why John wants to shag him, but he's certain that if he's careful to behave properly about it, John can be persuaded to keep doing it.

    In other news, John is a good boyfriend and Sherlock is an idiot.

    (German translation available.)

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    16 Sep 2021