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    Basically this is for me to link the works that spawn from my daily drabbles to the drabble collection for ease of people finding the full fics once they exist, lol

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    This is all my reddie oneshots, collected into a series for ease of reading and also organisational purposes (aka I like having my works for the same fandom/pairing in one spot and this means that is possible lol). All of these are probably stand alone, I’ll let you know if that changes in the relevant AN’s! Title of the series comes from Ready to Call This Love, by MIKA, as I love it and also 90% of the times I’m listening to it I’m crying about reddie at the same time.

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    Series of oneshots based on a bunch of shit-posty headcanons I sent to my best friend. I put effort into making these (despite what the title implies) and its legit writing, not just “uwu memes lmfao” constantly so crack treated seriously, I guess? Except they’re not all very cracky, some are just “huh I hadn’t thought about that before”. Idk I was just memeing and my friend was like “please write some of these” so I did. I doubt there’ll be trigger warnings, but I’ll make sure they are there if needed! Some of these will be more shippy than others, but generally I ship all the Typical LGBT Ships in this fandom so there’ll probably be hints of them in most of these. Kitty_Khaos is said best friend, and is responsible for this existing so blame her ok?

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    + 1 time they finally meet Foggy Nelson

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    "You're dating Jessica Jones!" Tony says triumphantly, as he blasts a slime creature across the room.

    “I’m what?” Matt turns to him, incredulous, and barely manages to dodge another one of the creatures rushing towards him. He aims a kick at where its face should be, and then sinks his fists into the cool, sticky body until it stops wriggling.

    “We have a betting pool.” Clint explains, sounding slightly guilty and not at all excited to be the one telling Matt this.

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    07 Apr 2021

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    'a prayer for which no words exist' // richard siken

    "Dear Cas who art in my bathtub, give me the strength to be honest about how I feel. For your sake and for mine. Forgive me all the times I wasn’t in the past, all the words I should have said but didn’t. And please stay. Please stay with me when all is said and done. Amen. "

    Dean rescues a newly human Cas from the Empty. That's the easy step.

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    05 Apr 2021

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    soft vibes

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    From the outside "Bee's Knees Bakery" and "Demon Ink" don't seem like the kind of shops to share a sidewalk. But really the cutesy sign hanging above the Cupcakery was drawn one late evening by a tattoo artist with skulls on his arm, but flowers covering his chest.
    And if you take a step inside the black painted tattoo shop you'll find a man with more love in his heart for his husband than he has tattoos on his body. And he's willing to do anything for his dorky huffy little baker next door. Including going on a lame frilly reality competition show.

    In which Castiel takes his husband as his assistant on "Cupcake Wars"

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    03 Apr 2021

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    Newt was essentially frog-marched into the director's office, and at this point, felt very put out by the whole affair. He rather thought he had been man-handled enough for the past 24 hours. This was certainly some way to treat a helpful informant.

    Then, he saw the man at his desk, and his jaw dropped. “You?”

    The director of magical security looked up, already scowling, and recognition flared in his eyes. “You,” he growled.

    Newt blinked for a few moments, glanced around, and mindlessly tugged a bit at the magical binds around his wrists. “I’m s-sorry, but is this how you treat everyone who walks through MACUSA’s doors? It seems a bit extreme and unnecessarily aggressive.”

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    In which Newt gets his latch fixed, so his creatures don't escape, Graves is never Grindelwald, and Newt immediately knows what the problem is (those big, gaping holes in the city were not caused by any of his creatures, thank you very much).

    Or, Newt Scamander and an exasperated, smitten Percival Graves save the wizarding world.

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    17 Mar 2021

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    Original prompt: They're auctioning dates off at MACUSA for some charity cause, and since Newt is a consultant, Queenie convinces him to volunteer. Nobody really takes this seriously, she insists, and it's all in good fun. And for most of the night, it is; Queenie even gets 'auctioned off' and it all seems very casual and in good humor.

    Except the guy who starts seriously bidding on Newt is well known as a sexually harassing sleazebag, and nobody has the extra money to bid against him. Nobody?

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    15 Mar 2021

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