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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    “Hi, and welcome back to my channel! Or, if it’s your first time visiting, you picked a hell of a video to start with. This video comes to you after speaking with a few of my lesbian and sapphic friends about a trip I’m taking soon, and what survival phrases I might need.” Caitlyn was looking straight at the camera, like she usually did, and Vi felt like she was pinned to her spot on her bed.

    She was pretty sure she wasn’t breathing. How did lungs work?

    “And, I decided, after listening to their rather excellent, though entirely too…enthusiastic advice, that someone other than me might also need to know what they told me.” Caitlyn let a little bit of humor color her voice, like she was amused by her friends’ antics.

    Vi finally managed to suck in a breath.

    “So, without further ado, welcome to today’s video, a how-to guide for all the useless sapphics out there. Tailored to one of our specific travel needs, this is a how-to guide on how to tell a woman ‘I want to lick your pussy,’ and a few variations that mean effectively the same thing.”

    OR The Strangers-to-Lovers Useless Lesbians YouTuber AU.

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    17 Sep 2022

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    Chap 1

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    Had Caitlyn told Mel that no one had struck her fancy lately? That was now an outright lie. Because, of course, “Vi Wick, here with The Last Drop Plumbing and Repair?” was a stunningly beautiful, incredibly muscular woman, and not the typical middle aged “repair guy” in dirty coveralls who scratched his ass while he poked around under the sink and muttered about washers and lug nuts.

    Realizing abruptly that said plumber was now looking up at her expectantly, Caitlyn stutters into motion, stepping back and swinging open the door to her apartment fully while sweeping an arm out in the universal gesture for “come in.”

    “Right! Yes, sorry, Ms. Wick. I, uhm. I appreciate you coming out on a weekend, I know you must be very busy.”

    Caitlyn watches as the plumber, Vi, leans down to stretch blue cloth booties over her boots before stepping over the threshold and into her apartment, “No problem! The morning’s only been a little crazy, and shower troubles are never fun. And, please. It’s Vi.”

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    Caitlyn's shower breaks, and Vi's the sexy plumber who comes out to fix the problem.

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    17 Sep 2022

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    4/4 tension to smut 👌

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    “Your car.” Powder said, a thoughtful pout to her face. Her eyebrows raised slightly. “If you make my sister dateable, I’ll help you finish that car.”

    Caitlyn stared back at her, ears burning, at the absolutely absurd request. No one, no one on this green earth, could make the infamous disaster that was Powder’s sister dateable. It was absolutely ridiculous to think anyone would want to date the girl who insisted her birth name was Violence no matter how anyone prettied her up. It was a doomed project and she should say as much.

    “You got a deal,” she said instead.

     

     

    Teen!Caitvi but make it a 00’s romcom

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    11 Mar 2022

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    Chap 14

  4. Public Bookmark 67

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    When Clarke took the job as an elementary school administrative assistant, she thought it would help her get her foot in the door, and maybe help get her Master’s in education paid for. What she failed to account for were the parents, who see her as a target at which to fling all their frustrations. Enter Lexa, the much older sister of the world’s most forgetful kindergartener, who seems to have made it her mission to make Clarke smile every time she comes in the office. Flirting with the sibling of a student is probably a bad idea, but some risks are worth taking.

    For Clexa Week 2022 - Day 7 - Free Day

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    07 Mar 2022

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    Lexa collapses at work and is rushed to hospital. While waking from surgery and still high on anesthetic, she thinks she sees the most beautiful woman she's ever seen. Will Lexa find her blonde-haired, blue-eyed angel again?

    A fun little story featuring sarcastic Anya and gay disaster Lexa.

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    07 Mar 2022

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