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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    Mike Hanson worked with people who ferreted out secrets for a living. He was no slouch, himself, but he'd bet his wife's shoe collection that none of his colleagues knew just how many of their deepest secrets Mike had uncovered. Even better, he was positive no one knew his. Which was good, because if word got out that Detective Hanson regularly composed letters in his head to his dead brother, he'd find himself making out parking tickets before you could say Looney Tunes.

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    29 Jun 2019

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    Harry Potter spent his eleventh birthday in a cabin on a tiny rock in the middle of the sea, listening to his cousin snore on the couch.

    When a knock sounded on the wind-swept, rain-drenched door, it was not a giant fist (or a half-giant's fist). It was a short sharp rap that sounded once, twice, three times before Minerva McGonagall simply charmed the lock open and stepped inside.

    "Apologies," Minerva said crisply, as Vernon raced out brandishing his rifle and Petunia pulled Dudley up off the couch and behind her. "I wasn't sure you could hear me over the weather.” The rain fell down behind the professor in a roar. She was perfectly dry.

    Minerva fished in her pocket without looking, because the only things allowed in her pockets were only ever exactly what she needed. “I've come to deliver this," she said, pulling out a letter and handing it to Harry, who was cross-legged on the floor, "because our owl post seems to have been unable to get through.”

    “And I've come to deliver this," she added, pulling out a second letter, "because Hogwarts by-laws require a professor to hand-deliver acceptance letters to Muggleborn families for their explanation and comfort."

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    28 Oct 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    Dipper and Mabel begin life bare and colourless.

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    07 Sep 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    This is how the world collapses under Yvaine’s feet: the death of a king, a clear ruby against their aching bones and a boy with eyes the colour of soil on top of them.
    All of Stormhold holds its breath as its king chokes on his laughter, watching his son fall to his death, his three living children gathered around him, murder etched into their clothes. The royal ruby hits Yvaine like the sharp pain of being born, hot and sudden and burning against their leg and by the time the pain dulls, they lie on the floor, no longer aglow. The boy atop of them calls them mother, his dark eyes on their dress.

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    Yvaine tumbles and falls and has an adventure.

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    30 Aug 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 43

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    In another world, when Stan shows up on his brother's doorstep, he's got a passenger along for the ride.

    (Or: the one where Stan's poor life decisions prior to arriving in Gravity Falls include getting pregnant, and everything is made infinitely more complicated by that fact.)

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    22 Aug 2018