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Molly House by ARealPip
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Apr 2021
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Wealthy gay heir-apparent Aziraphale Fell of Oxfordshire England has a lot of things to worry about. It's 1816, sodomy is a crime punishable by death, and there's a famine throughout Europe. Also, there is a baby. In a basket. And somehow he seems to be responsible for it.
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Harry's Occlumency lesson with Snape goes very strange when Harry lets Snape experience the memory of his mother's death.
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Family Man by ARealPip
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Jun 2020
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Crowley wants to give his child a sibling. His first pregnancy ended in a traumatic birth because his hips were too narrow and cismale-typical. But this time he has a good midwife and he knows what he is doing. So it all should be completely smooth. As all second pregnancies are.
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- Part 3 of Angel Baby
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Dust Shalt Thou Eat by ARealPip, Nix Laurel (NixLaurel)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Feb 2020
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After the world doesn't end, Crowley and Aziraphale get a room at the Ritz and start working out what it means for them to be together.
They can swap bodies and touch each other's souls, but their bodies interact with the world very differently from each other. Crowley's body is cursed by God, and he can't taste food. And Aziraphale, like all angels, doesn't experience sexual arousal. Now that they are together, they can expand each other's horizons. But relationships, even magical ones, are delicate and complicated, and being able to hear your partner's thoughts doesn't mean that you will agree on everything.
Two magical lovers find ways to heal each other, to escape their past, and to protect Earth from all those bastards in Heaven and Hell.
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- Part 2 of Trading Bodies
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Call the Midwife -- Eldrich Horror Episode by ARealPip
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Feb 2020
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Crowley and Aziraphale are having a baby. Crowley thought he could give birth on his own at home. But when a male demon tries to birth a winged baby, things turn complicated, so Aziraphale kidnaps a human midwife to help out.
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- Part 2 of Angel Baby
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Trading Bodies by ARealPip, Nix Laurel (NixLaurel)
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Feb 2020
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Angel Baby by ARealPip
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Jun 2020
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Bark Dust by rfsmiley for racketghost
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 May 2020
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Crowley is injured during the Saxon Wars, and Aziraphale gets his hands dirty.
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26 Nov 2020
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The Exchange by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Oct 2020
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The first time he picked up his telephone and didn't hear Joan or one of the other ladies greet him, he just rolled his eyes, assumed they were cross with him, and firmly asked for the shop he was trying to connect to into the receiver like normal. He even said please! And the thing about being a being of considerable occult power with a history of shaping parts of the universe is that, sometimes, the world bends to oblige you.
So, the only thing that surprised him about Fell answering the line in response to his demand for "an expert on ancient greek and roman preparations of oysters" was that they'd made long-distance calls considerably less bothersome at some point.
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Crowley is a big fan of technology but has zero idea how it works, which leads to him developing an unlikely friendship with a fussy bookseller who happens to be an expert on a miraculous number of subjects.
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02 Sep 2020
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That was her nanny. Her son’s dowdy, sunglasses-wearing nanny, who dressed like a Victorian dominatrix and towered over both Harriet and Thaddeus. And she was wearing the slutty black gown that Harriet hadn’t had the courage to try on herself.
“Oh my God,” she heard herself say.
The nanny and her gentleman friend both turned to her, surprise blooming across their faces.
“Oh shit,” said the gentleman friend, which was rich coming from the human incarnation of a marshmallow.
Or, Harriet Dowling makes a deal with—well, not quite the devil.
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17 Jul 2020
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Crikey! by CousinSerena, GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
18 Feb 2020
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In this “lost episode” of Steve Irwin’s Crocodile Hunter, the Australian wildlife expert is exploring the British countryside. While shooting the episode, he discovers a certain exotic non-native snake. To be exact, a red-bellied black snake with yellow eyes who’s just trying to take a nap. Crikey, what a beauty!
*No sneks were harmed in the making of this fic, although one demon was slightly embarrassed. For the record, examining snakes in the manner described is not painful to them, especiallly when carried out by professionals. Nonetheless please pay attention to tags, thanks :)
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19 Feb 2020
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So You Need To Get Into A.Z. Fell & Co.; Now What? (A Guide For Unfortunate Bookworms) by arkhamcycle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jul 2019
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London’s antique enthusiasts and rare lit nerds alike know that if you’re looking for a specific vintage or antique book, you have a good chance of ending up in A.Z. Fell & Co. as a last resort. And if you’ve ever been in (or are currently in) this predicament, you know how much of an absolute nightmare it is trying to even get in the door. Luckily, this handy guide, the fruit of a months-long collaborative effort to create the perfect formula for gaming the A.Z. Fell system, will tell you everything you need to know, complete with a comprehensive breakdown of what, exactly, the opening hours are. Compiled by pageknight and inky of the Rare Antique Forums.
Bookmarked by ARealPip
16 Feb 2020