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  1. Rec *

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    Sakura manages to get famous fashion designer Naruto to design the dresses for her and Sasuke's wedding. But when Sasuke meets Naruto he learns what relationships should truly feel like and is completely hypnotized by the sweet eccentric designer.

    Naruto has been alone all his life and is obsessed with Sasuke's adorable daughter. Karin is ready to get them together.

    "Sasuke had such a treasure in his hands. They all did." - Karin

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    29 Jul 2022

  2. Rec 11

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    Naruto accompanies his best friend on a mission in the Land of Waves and comes face to face with the uncomfortable evidence of Sasuke's hoe phase.

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    21 Jul 2022

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    This time they'd done it. As all powerful co kage's there weren't any foes that husbands Sasuke and Naruto couldn't bring down. They were the strongest ninja alive. Their unity only made them stronger. No one could take them down in their current states. There was peace between nations. Aside from the random Kaguya worshipper who wanted to try to free her now and again. Which is why they really should have been ready when their foe whipped out a time travel jutsu and declared he'd kill their childhood selves.

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    The fic where Naruto and Sasuke have to travel back in time and guard their academy selves. It should have been simple. Easy. Except it wasn't.

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    09 Jul 2022

  4. Rec 42

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    "Thank you for calling 1-800-A GIRL GAVE YOU A FAKE NUMBER, how may I take your disappointment?"
    Sasuke never anticipated falling for one of Ino's rejects, let alone over the phone. Yet here he is, pining for someone he's never even seen.

     

    WIP, Multi-Chapter, Eventual NSFW

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    04 Jul 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    funny, great dialogue, great writing

  5. Rec 60

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    “Have you ever heard of hanahaki disease, Naruto?” Jiraiya asked.
    The kid’s face scrunched up as he went back into the recesses of his mind to see if he could dredge anything up. It didn’t take long, maybe because there wasn’t much there. The kid was a moron, a brilliant moron in his way, but a moron nonetheless.“Hakitaki disease? No," Naruto said.
    “Hanahaki disease,” Jiraiya said. “Sometimes, when someone loves another person and doesn’t know if the other person loves them back they start coughing up petals, then full blooms, then the flowers take root in the lungs and--" he hesitated. "They die."

    After being diagnosed with hanahaki, Naruto goes on a mission to find Sasuke and confess his feelings to try and cure the disease, as the only other option is a surgery that would render him incapable of loving anyone. The mission fails and a weakened Naruto is captured by Danzo and forced to get the surgery so the village doesn't lose a valuable asset.

    What will Sasuke do when he finds out Naruto's love was taken from him, and what will he do to fix it?

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    14 Jun 2022