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    Behind every successful man, there is a woman... No, no it's not! It's 2016 for God's sake. You can't assume anybody's gender.
    It must change to 'Behind every successful husband, there is a wife.' Cause wife is just a title, not a gender, and, yeah, let admit it, there are a wife and husband in every relationship.
    Things are the same, just a lot stranger when you're a powerful mob boss, and your other half is a hot ass super-hero.

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    22 Sep 2021

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    “Uncle Barry,” Wally said in a tight voice. His eyes betrayed his concern, in more ways than one, when they flicked over to the other occupant of his bed. The only thing visible of him was a halo of long dark hair and the top of his head. If Wally hadn’t looked at him, Barry might very well have missed it entirely, which would have given Wally time to come up with what he was going to say.

    If. “If” was the operative word.

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    21 Sep 2021

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    Bruce sighed. "I wish you all were more competitive about being good sons instead of heroes. Maybe I'd have less gray hairs that way." As four sly looks were directed his way, Bruce sighed again. "Don't even think about it."

    "Bruce—" Dick started in an too-sweet voice.

    "No."

    "Come on—"

    "Absolutely not."

    "Just this once?"

    "I'm not ranking my sons. What father would agree to that?"
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    Buzzfeed has been cranking out quiz after quiz about Gotham's Bat-themed superheroes. When Jason shows them to his family, him and his brothers decide that not only should their adoring fans get to rank the Robins: Bruce should too.

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    20 Sep 2021

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    For a moment, Bruce allowed himself to look tired, to look like an actual human being instead of a justice-obsessed robot incapable of feeling something as deplorable as exhaustion. And then that moment ended, and Bruce, again, looked like the asshole Jason hated. “He stays. Until I can find him someplace else.”

    Jason had said, spitefully, “you better not be making a mistake, Batman,” and on the way out of the Manor, he had made sure to nab one or two of the expensive champagnes in the kitchen cupboard out of spite.

    Six months later, Dick — Dick, seriously, of all names — is still here.

    And worse, he has grown on them — like a fucking mold.

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    19 Sep 2021

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    When Artemis asked for a distraction, she didn't intend to find herself on a suicide mission. Target? She wished she didn't know. The means? Ha. Ask Robin. It was all his idea, anyway.

    Or: Robin wants to egg Wayne Manor. Because reasons.

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