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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    16 Aug 2019

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    Crowley lets slip that he knows a certain something about Aziraphale. He seems to think it's important; Aziraphale doesn't understand why. Until he does.

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    18 Jul 2019

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    Crowley's been annoyingly in love for six thousand years. What's another lifetime between friends?

    Or: Aziraphale definitely fucks and isn't that just perfect?

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    07 Jul 2019

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    A brief interlude during Crowley and Aziraphale's stint as domestic servants-slash-godfathers.

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    06 Jul 2019

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    It's like having a curtain pulled back on something he wasn't expecting to see. A surprise punch-and-judy at an up-scale restaurant, a lobster thermidor when he's ordered an ale.

    Crowley's gleefully trying to wrap his head around the fact that Aziraphale is speaking Polari. Because of course he is.

    Or: The Patron Saint of London's LGBT Community is real, and he lives in Soho.

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    26 Jun 2019