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    This fic revolves around Brother Jere, a cute and talented monk at St. John's Parish. Brother Jere is a well loved monk and has a good life at St. John's. When Slovenian monks join the monastery, Brother Jere helps welcome them, and his interactions with a certain Slovenian monk hint at a potential romantic connection. The fic explores themes of friendship, cultural exchange, and the unexpected stirrings of affection in a monastic setting.

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    In an unexpected turn of events, Mulder and Scully find themselves accidentally married due to a bureaucratic blunder orchestrated by Skinner.

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    Nergui was only eight when she was rescued from the ashes of Flevance, and spirited away from the ruins by a madman with delusions of grandeur. Now, many years later, she's an infamous bounty hunter on the Grand Line, determined to find vengeance in atonement for the life she believes she stole.

    But a few chance encounters may be just what's needed, to give her hope for a future she never thought she would live long enough to see.

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    Instead, this look on his face isn't one of a hopeful man who wants Thorns to pray during breakfast with him.

    Through the face of a hungry piranha, the desire of a man who strives for one thing and one thing only. An innocent man in a world filled with impurity.

    Goody two shoes Lumen will do anything to save Thorns from corruption.

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    Frank's life is changed for the better after he becomes a cameraman for The Other Side, a ghost-hunting YouTube channel run by an optimist, a non-believer, and a presumed priest. Or, so he thinks until he has a run-in with a curse much bigger than him.

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    “Do you take one another as your partner and your equal, to have and to hold, for better or for worse, to cherish and protect, ‘til death do you part, according to our Lord God’s holy law?”

    “I do,” the voice at her left says, immediate and unwavering.

    Fauna tries not to let her emotions get the best of her, knowing that this is a relationship built off of her devotion to God rather than love for her partner. Her life was His, after all. “I do.”

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    Father Erastus Reese became a priest in order to try and handle his lycanthropy. So far, he has managed to deal with it relatively well — until a beautiful young woman joins his parish.

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    Mayoi was a filthy, disgusting, pitiful boy.

    Once a day, or more if he was particularly high-strung, Mayoi would steal away to get himself off. Quick, efficient, and even rough enough to leave his dick sore as it rubbed against the seam of his pants.

    Today, however, was different. Mayoi managed to get up at a reasonable time, got ready quietly as he watched Tomoya feign sleep, and promptly laid back down in the nest of rumpled blankets and plushies as his dormmate’s own alarm went off. The poor boy rushed off for his own practice, leaving Mayoi in the silent room. It was only natural that his thoughts began to wander.

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    “Now that you’re dead, what are you going to do with your life?” - Jason Dean, Heathers (1988 movie)

    JD has been met his untimely demise carrying the bomb out of Westerburg. Now he faces his Eternal Judgement.

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    And then Himiko laughs.

    Not maniacally or victoriously, without any malice at all really. The same way she did earlier at Ochako’s jokes, full and humorous and loving. The juxtaposition should be terrifying, but Lord, it is even more breathtaking. It shines straight into her eyes, and she so desperately wants to succumb to being blinded.

    OR

    lesbianism and vampires and fucked up churches and even more fucked up families. but for now lets dance in the rain

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    Before he became Cardinal, Copia was a frightened young man, struggling to adjust to life in the Unholy Church.

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    Lumilla Ventress is an older woman who has seen the dark side of the world too many times to count. She had become the Head Exorcist of the Catholic Church in Italy, becoming well known as the undefeated Saint Laurelia. Her last case, however, became the one that will haunt her for the rest of her years. When she is thrown from the church for breaking one of their Cardinal Rules, she wanders for months before she decides to answer the ad to become a maid in Lady Alcina Dimitrescu's castle.

    She has been one of the maids at Castle Dimitrescu for the last three years, and is constantly haunted by the last case she ran. Will Alcina Dimitrescu be able to worm her way into her heart and chase her demons away when she's seen literal demons and devils and lived to tell the tale? When her co-maids decide one night to summon a demon into their home, there is a lot of chaos before two of the Exorcists that Lumilla trained is sent to help the residents of Castle Dimitrescu out. When the demon proves to be too powerful for the two priests sent, Lumilla is once more called to action.

    Will she be able to handle this case, or will she fall prey to the demon that has been causing so much trouble in her home?

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    Nicoló di Genova is traumatised after the fall of the city of Antioch. Outside of the walls of jerusalem, waiting for the fall of the city, he finds himself doubtful of his gods true will. One night, a vision plauges him of a certain bearded prophet and Nicoló begins to wonder wether he is fighting for the right side.

     

    "The man in the dirt, so radiant, even in his dying breath. Those cheekbones, stained with his blood, ornamented his death like a scarlet ribbon. It was him, without a doubt. The pain of the moment and the spear had distracted Nicoló from the sight but now, with the pain gone, he could remember just as clearly what he had seen..."

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    The backstory of my twins Cain and Abel. Not the one's from the bible, though there's no doubt that their father wished they were.
    Too bad he won't be here to see them grow into exactly what he wanted them to be.

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    "The scenery around me is a blur, a world of blocky colours and shapes once more."

    Lazarus Teagarden would come to regret most decisions in life. Most had been made for him, his seemingly mild-mannered disposition allowing most around him to take advantage. An embalmer's routine is ritualistic; same thing, different day.
    A relief shows itself, blossoms in the form of a girl. Mesmerized, Lazarus plans on going to the ends of the earth for her.

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    “Are you going to thwart the evil which plagues our land, Sir?” they asked.

     

    Am I going to kill it, he heard.

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    Hyunjin, frontman and bassist of a black metal band, doesn't know how to get over his ex-boyfriend turned Catholic priest, Jeongin.

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    When Eddie moves to rural Louisiana, he wasn't expecting his only neighbor for half a mile to be Steve Harrington. Yeah, he has a funny accent and takes cares of animals in his free time, but Eddie falls for him anyways.

    And yeah, his friends are assholes, but his face makes up for it, right?

    my tumblr: regeditt.tumblr.com

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    “Well what is it?!”

    Danhausen expected Taz to go all father mode and start talking about respect and pulling out the “Young man!” on Hook but instead-

    “It’s because you’re the Anti-Christ Hook!”

    -Taz dropped the biggest bombshell of information they could’ve imagined.

    ~

    Y’all ever seen that one prompt about the Anti-Christ being born into a loving family where they’re raised in a loving home therefore delaying the apocalypse? Yeah that but Hook.

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    "She will wring from you all the secrets you keep locked away in sadness. And she will play where dark pathways of the mind stumble blindly into madness."

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