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    The boys individually discover an anonymous dating app called Bantr. Lando believes he's talking to a girl. Max knows he's talking to a man. Neither of them know who is on the other end...

    How the hell is this going to end?

    (I was gonna make this anonymous but idk how to so i gave up lol)

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    The Primordial Council had done their jobs since the beginning of time. Unfortunately, they don’t get the luxury of quitting.

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    “Did you k—” He heaves, almost choking on a sudden breath. The movement of his lips causes the crust of dried blood in the corner of his mouth to crack. “Did you know that t–the NSA and Pentagram banned Furbies? They were seen as a security risk because they thought the Furbies could record conversations. Like spies.”

    Rosie, shoulders hunched, drenched in his blood, and needle in hand, paused in her stitching. She looked up at him, her expression exhausted. “Alastor, honey, you’re literally bleeding to death.”

    “I’ve experimented with this rumor myself with a 1998 Witch’s Cat I found in a dumpster. I’ve been secretly placing him in Husker’s room, but so far, no leads. All I’ve gained is Husker screaming at me after he caught me once.”

    or;

    Alastor forcing everyone to listen to him talk about his hyperfixations through any means necessary.

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    sydney is sad. unfortunately, sydney is not a normal person. so instead of talking about it or whatever he starts playing fucking cookie clicker.

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    Let's get in the back of your cop car, officer
    You can ask me anything you want
    Anything, anything
    Playing Dangerous, Lana Del Rey

    Park Seonghwa, a struggling single father with a failed medical degree, gets more than he bargained for when he returns home to find his house broken in by a figure of his past, his new partner, and two criminals on the run.

    (Enter, Detective Jeong Yunho.)

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    16/25
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    Yellowjackets canon events formatted like reddit AITA posts because I'm bored

    (inspired by a bunch of blue lock fics)

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    5/?
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    (y/n) Lucius Black has returned to the UK's corner of the Wizarding World from America, more permanently now as Dumbledore has asked the youngest graduate of Hogwarts to work. Will the events of the past decade catch up to her? Will her parents decide their little charade too much? What lengths is her father willing to go to fix what never was?

    I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR ANY PROPERTY THEREOF SUCH THINGS ARE OWNED BY J.K. ROWLING. I DO NOT ALINE MYSELF WITH THAT PERSON'S IDEOLOGY AND WILL MAKE EFORTS WITHIN THIS FIC TO MAKE THE MAGICAL WORLD MIRROR THE REALITY THAT THAT PERSON DISAGREES WITH. FAIR WARNING IT MIGHT GET WEIRD.

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    Fleeing from the Autobots after Scorponok failed to destroy the Earth, the two ex-commanders of Galvatron find themselves laying low on a little colony world... as street food vendors.

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    Despite himself, Shinsou panicked, quickly shifting his stance and placing a hand on his capture weapon, ready to dip and bail the hell out of here.

    Before the pink haired guy could open his mouth, Shinsou took that opportunity to speak through the lapse of silence. "Who are you?"

    "Oh! I'm Itadori Yuuji, who—" he froze, his smile collapsing into a blank face.

    The other two behind Itadori immediately looked alert, staring wide-eyed at their friend before turning to look warily at him.

    Or, Hitoshi Shinsou gets dropped kicked into JJK due to a quirk mishap with a supposedly one way dimensional trip. (BNHA x JJK)

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    Like a plague (but worse), spam calls have risen from nowhere and rapidly spread through everyone’s communication array. Nobody knows how to stop it.

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    Tobe and Garu always did have a passionate rivalry…

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    1/?
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    GENSHIN CHATFIC RAAAAAAAAAAA

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    Ollie’s your average college student: not enough sleep, too much debt, and her only skills are not completely fucking things up and a mediocre amount of luck. So when her luck runs out and she ends up dead from a set of stairs- she doesn’t expect anything else from her mediocre, boring-ass life.

    Imagine to her surprise, when she wakes up in an unfamiliar bed with horns, in an apartment in Crossroads. How’s an bland, overweight person like her going to survive in the world of Phighting?!

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    Bam: I think I'm homophobic
    Wangnan:: ?????????

    Or: Bam is worried. Khun is confused. Unforunately, they decide to make it everyone else's problem.

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    105/?
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    Shepherd's life seemed built on the basis of second chances. Life had gifted him a cruel hand that The Fiend had sought to rectify. Most street Urchins never made it past their youths, especially Tiefling orphans such as himself, and yet, his patron had seen his potential; gifting him power over his own fate in exchange for a soul that never meant much to Faerûn anyways. It was a second chance that granted him the life he now knew. A second chance, that gifted him and his companions' their freedoms from the Nautiloid ship.

    Who was he, to deny Ketheric Thorm the same?

     

    Or,
    Convincing Ketheric Thorm to surrender goes a little bit differently.

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    Rin will be eliminated unless he... Socialises!? How does Rin Itoshi make friends in blue lock?

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    shinonome akito has been staying up later than usual, enough to scare his sister, ena, into thinking bad things. What could akito shinonome possibly be doing? He’s…

    on a certain white and red fanwork website?

    shinonome akito writes the dirty laundry (voltron reference) of his time, little does he know his good friend and homosexual partner in crime, aoyagi touya is quite a fan of this certain work by a kenfan07 online! what lengths will our protagonist go through to keep the secret from his love!

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    Itsuki: But what are we gonna do if something is wrong?

     

    Ren: Figure it out as we go along, I guess?

     

    Itsuki: Y’know, as much as I hate that answer, that’s really the only choice we’ve got at the moment, huh? =.=’

     

    Ren: Welcome to my persona-l hell.

    --

    A morally ambiguous 'AI' traps a phantom thief, a graffiti artist, a soft boy, and an emo into a chat app and forces them to interact.

    This is the result.

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    Chapters:
    34/?
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    Ena wakes up to find that all the food in the fridge has been replaced with… carrots?!

    Soon, she finds that it’s not just her fridge. All food, everywhere, became carrots. It’s a carrotpocalypse, one that everyone is easily able to survive… except herself and two others.

    It’s the three of them against the world. They mustn’t give in. They have to survive.

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    9/12
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    Okay it was a total accident, but she could work with this. It wasn't her first choice for how she'd have liked life to work out, but you know the saying- when life gives you lemons make, uh, messily crushed lemons (she'd never been good at making lemonade.)
    ...
    Or, Sakura time travels and immediately joins Akatsuki. Mebuki is stressed out over what her poor, innocent, weak daughter must be going through. And Orochimaru is along for the ride, whether he wants to be or not.

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