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    Joe sighed, he was really tired and his back ached like hell. Ken was standing in the doorway, his face contorted at what he was seeing. There was the man, kneeling on the side of his little son with his face buried in his entwined arms, crying uncontrollably.

    It was something Ken had never seen. Joe was falling apart.

    Or: Where Ken not only decides to change his name to Joe after his girlfriend Joi dies but also turns out to have a child which he left with his father when he was younger. Simu Liu's Ken is his partner in the police and tries to do his best, Barbie and Allan are Ken's friends and Niander Wallace is Joe's friend and housemate (although he seems to be more of his son's babysitter)

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    "You fucking hack!"

    Edgar watched as Nathaniel physically flinched at the insult, wincing as he stepped back. He turned his head to eye the unknown man from under his fringe.

    "Scarlet letter? More like write better! You provided themes a child could understand!"

    ~~

    If Danny Motta knew anything about being isekai'd, it was that he should lay low until he figured out the lay of the land.

    Unfortunately, every single Bungou Stray Dogs character seemed to disagree, and it was up to Danny to stop the world from ending.
    Typical.

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    After the events of the spring fling - and a summer holiday full of apologies - the plastics and art freaks have formed one group. and, strangely, they get along very well.

    Janis can't entirely shake her discomfort with Regina but as the group gets closer and old feelings resurface... maybe that discomfort isn't exactly a bad thing?
    Regina on the other hand is struggling: back pain, new friends, change in routine, and, for some reason, she thinks she's falling for her ex-best friend... again.

    Or, the one where they all become bffs , Janis falls for Regina years after she swore she never would again, and Regina... Regina is just gay and confused tbh.

    or, the plastics and art freaks groupchat

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    Androssi Zahard, closing manager at up-and-coming fast food chain Zahard's, and her adventures in (mis-)management.

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    Mari Suzuki is 17 when her mother divorced her father and took her brother. Suddenly having left a void in their family, Mari wonders where she and her father had gone wrong as they continue to live their lives in the small town called Faraway.

    Sunny SZK is 18 when he'd been declared the Nation's sweetheart, or as they like to call him, sunshine, on live TV. He can see his mother behind the cameras and he flashes a smile, which gets thrown around social media for weeks. He's lived peacefully, but then an unusual message arrives in his inbox.

    tl;dr I make Mrs. Suzuki divorce her husband and take Sunny with her, somehow, that changes a lot.

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    Клауд Страйф был старше большинства обычных кадетов, но в его голубых глазах горела сила тысячи мужчин.

    Первым (и Заку) предстоит выяснить, насколько Клауд на самом деле силен.

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    The boys individually discover an anonymous dating app called Bantr. Lando believes he's talking to a girl. Max knows he's talking to a man. Neither of them know who is on the other end...

    How the hell is this going to end?

    (I was gonna make this anonymous but idk how to so i gave up lol)

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    The Primordial Council had done their jobs since the beginning of time. Unfortunately, they don’t get the luxury of quitting. Perhaps a vacation would do. Harry seems to think so.

    The Tree of Life, The Looms of Fate and Destiny and the Master of Death.

    Some desires them, some wants to be them and yet, they themselves wants a vacation.

    Uchiha Obito, Destroyer and Saviour of the shinobi world, First Jinchuuriki of the Juubi.

    Zuko, Prince of the Fire Nation, the one who shaped his destiny.

    Yue, Princess of the Northern Water Tribe who accepted her Fate.

    Harry Potter, Chosen One, Boy-Who-Lived and the Saviour of the Wizarding World.

    When you put three hot-tempered entities and one braincell in an eternal room, they came up with ideas.

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    “Did you k—” He heaves, almost choking on a sudden breath. The movement of his lips causes the crust of dried blood in the corner of his mouth to crack. “Did you know that t–the NSA and Pentagram banned Furbies? They were seen as a security risk because they thought the Furbies could record conversations. Like spies.”

    Rosie, shoulders hunched, drenched in his blood, and needle in hand, paused in her stitching. She looked up at him, her expression exhausted. “Alastor, honey, you’re literally bleeding to death.”

    “I’ve experimented with this rumor myself with a 1998 Witch’s Cat I found in a dumpster. I’ve been secretly placing him in Husker’s room, but so far, no leads. All I’ve gained is Husker screaming at me after he caught me once.”

    or;

    Alastor forcing everyone to listen to him talk about his hyperfixations through any means necessary.

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    Let's get in the back of your cop car, officer
    You can ask me anything you want
    Anything, anything
    Playing Dangerous, Lana Del Rey

    Park Seonghwa, a struggling single father with a failed medical degree, gets more than he bargained for when he returns home to find his house broken in by a figure of his past, his new partner, and two criminals on the run.

    (Enter, Detective Jeong Yunho.)

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    Yellowjackets canon events formatted like reddit AITA posts because I'm bored

    (inspired by a bunch of blue lock fics)

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    (y/n) Lucius Black has returned to the UK's corner of the Wizarding World from America, more permanently now as Dumbledore has asked the youngest graduate of Hogwarts to work. Will the events of the past decade catch up to her? Will her parents decide their little charade too much? What lengths is her father willing to go to fix what never was?

    I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR ANY PROPERTY THEREOF SUCH THINGS ARE OWNED BY J.K. ROWLING. I DO NOT ALINE MYSELF WITH THAT PERSON'S IDEOLOGY AND WILL MAKE EFORTS WITHIN THIS FIC TO MAKE THE MAGICAL WORLD MIRROR THE REALITY THAT THAT PERSON DISAGREES WITH. FAIR WARNING IT MIGHT GET WEIRD.

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    Despite himself, Shinsou panicked, quickly shifting his stance and placing a hand on his capture weapon, ready to dip and bail the hell out of here.

    Before the pink haired guy could open his mouth, Shinsou took that opportunity to speak through the lapse of silence. "Who are you?"

    "Oh! I'm Itadori Yuuji, who—" he froze, his smile collapsing into a blank face.

    The other two behind Itadori immediately looked alert, staring wide-eyed at their friend before turning to look warily at him.

    Or, Hitoshi Shinsou gets dropped kicked into JJK due to a quirk mishap with a supposedly one way dimensional trip. (BNHA x JJK)

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    Tobe and Garu always did have a passionate rivalry…

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    Ollie’s your average college student: not enough sleep, too much debt, and her only skills are not completely fucking things up and a mediocre amount of luck. So when her luck runs out and she ends up dead from a set of stairs- she doesn’t expect anything else from her mediocre, boring-ass life.

    Imagine to her surprise, when she wakes up in an unfamiliar bed with horns, in an apartment in Crossroads. How’s an bland, overweight person like her going to survive in the world of Phighting?!

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    Bam: I think I'm homophobic
    Wangnan:: ?????????

    Or: Bam is worried. Khun is confused. Unforunately, they decide to make it everyone else's problem.

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    Shepherd's life seemed built on the basis of second chances. Life had gifted him a cruel hand that The Fiend had sought to rectify. Most street Urchins never made it past their youths, especially Tiefling orphans such as himself, and yet, his patron had seen his potential; gifting him power over his own fate in exchange for a soul that never meant much to Faerûn anyways. It was a second chance that granted him the life he now knew. A second chance, that gifted him and his companions' their freedoms from the Nautiloid ship.

    Who was he, to deny Ketheric Thorm the same?

     

    Or,
    Convincing Ketheric Thorm to surrender goes a little bit differently.

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    Rin will be eliminated unless he... Socialises!? How does Rin Itoshi make friends in blue lock?

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    shinonome akito has been staying up later than usual, enough to scare his sister, ena, into thinking bad things. What could akito shinonome possibly be doing? He’s…

    on a certain white and red fanwork website?

    shinonome akito writes the dirty laundry (voltron reference) of his time, little does he know his good friend and homosexual partner in crime, aoyagi touya is quite a fan of this certain work by a kenfan07 online! what lengths will our protagonist go through to keep the secret from his love!

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    Itsuki: But what are we gonna do if something is wrong?

     

    Ren: Figure it out as we go along, I guess?

     

    Itsuki: Y’know, as much as I hate that answer, that’s really the only choice we’ve got at the moment, huh? =.=’

     

    Ren: Welcome to my persona-l hell.

    --

    A morally ambiguous 'AI' traps a phantom thief, a graffiti artist, a soft boy, and an emo into a chat app and forces them to interact.

    This is the result.

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    34/?
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