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    'Stanley liked to press buttons, and while everyone else on that planet were unhappy for most of the time, Stanley led a simple life, and therefore, Stanley was happy.

    The man had—well, was going to have—a problem, which was that his life was going to become much more complicated, and therefore a bit less happy, with a distinct lack of pushing buttons.'

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    One night, Zaphod Beeblebrox makes the mistake of picking up a girl from Earth. Now, he can't seem to get rid of her, as much as they both seem to wish the other was dead. Wonder why that is...

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    This is a little story which comes after a Fix-it I hasn't translated yet. That's why even this work contains a lot of mistakes (cause nobody has ever helped me with English). And so this is the little story about two lonely souls that had finally found each other. I know how you must feel after that but I don't even know how this idea had crossed my mind.

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    Who dares to love forever
    Oh, when love must die?

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    For Towel Day 2019 I suggested my followers on tumblr to request Zaphod x Reader drabbles.
    I got 4 requests. Here they are.
    The drabbles are mostly fluffy, but the last one is smutty so I rate it as Mature.

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    If you had Arthur, and about one hour to live, what else would you do with your time?

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    Zaphod is BORED.

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    As Rincewind and Twoflower fall off the edge of the Disc world, they are miraculously rescued by the only ship in existance that has on board an improbability drive. The wizard and the tourist will soon come upon Ford Prefect, Arthur Dent and the rest of the Heart of Gold's crew.

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    Drabble requests from my tumblr. I used this prompt list for requests:
    https://vampiricallyinclined.tumblr.com/post/167696802748/festive-prompt-list

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    The blonde figure facing away from her was achingly familiar, and the Doctor dared not hope that it was her, but then she turned around, and -

    “Oh!” Rose Tyler exclaimed. “Oh, thank God I’m not alone!”

    Those last words triggered something in The Doctor’s memory, four words that had had a greater impact on her than any other sentence in her nine hundred years of living, spoken by the Face of Boe so long ago.

    You are not alone.

    The notion that he had not just meant the Master was something that the Doctor had never dared to take into consideration. And yet now, stethoscope moving over Rose’s chest as she lay in the sickbay, she heard it. Rose’s heartbeat.

    One two three four. One two three four.

    What the hell was going on?

    (ft. characters from the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy, u don’t need to b familiar with them to read this tho)

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    A gift for a special person.
    This is how you would spend your Birthday with some of Sam Rockwell’s characters.

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    Just a little emergency-hug-drabble for a friend who needed some love and comfort :)

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    Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent are about to die. Ford makes a split-second decision that has no impact on whether or not they'll come out of it alive, but at least it makes him feel better about the whole thing.

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    So for some reason on tumblr I have a lot of headcanon requests for this character, so I decided to post them here too. I really enjoy writing this weirdo :DD For now there's 4 headcanons and one small drabble as a bonus... But may be continued...

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    Arthur and Ford attend a fancy-dress party in Islington. Things do not go according to plan. Not that there was a plan in the first place.

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    What if, instead of being picked up by the Guardians of the Galaxy, Thor was picked up by a certain Improbability Drive-driven starship carrying some people he met at a flying party once, and they were enlisted to help him take down Thanos?

    In desperate situations, as the Guide says, don't give up hope. Actually, it goes on to say, you might as well give up hope, but the most important thing is to not panic.

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    Love is a vicious motivator. Greg probably deserves what's coming to him.

    “Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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    Apparently Greg Lestrade’s breaking point is seeing Sherlock Holmes, the one most logical person he's ever encountered, hovering above Baker Street as if human flight were the most ordinary, everyday occurrence.

    “...any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.” ― Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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    Arthur always hated it when his mother would tell him to try to see things through someone else's eyes. Somehow, he doesn't think this is what she meant.

    “Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.” ― Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

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