5 Works in Zamboni Roulette 2019

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    When one of his sponsors had first run the idea by him at the banquet after the Grand Prix a few months ago, Phichit had been more than a little skeptical. Share a house with nine other skaters for three months for a reality television show? God, sharing space with skaters at Pyeongchang for two weeks had been hard enough and there he’d had his own room. Doing it for reality television sounded like being stuck in a special kind of hell. He’d politely declined.

    When Yuuri found out, he’d drunkenly draped himself across Phichit and begged him to join.

    “You wanna be an… an… an influencer, right?” Yuuri had said, hanging all over him in a desperate effort to remain standing. “Well, this would help. Reality television is definitely th’ way t’ go. Vitya an’ I are gonna do it an’ it would be nice t’ have you there too.”

    What finally sealed the deal for him was finding out that Chris had signed up.

    Three months living in close quarters with one of the most gorgeous men ever to grace the planet, who took every opportunity to shamelessly flirt with him and actually made ice skating look like foreplay? In the space of a heartbeat, Hell no had become Yes please.

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    Yuri has the ability to curse people and objects if he gets too angry, and of course, our darling kitten is angry just about all the time, at everything.

    "Yuri watched as Victor came right up to Katsudon on the ice and his jaw dropped as Victor lifted Katsudon’s chin and attempted to put out megawatts of charm… by.. .running… his… fucking… thumb… along… jeez! He could feel his finger tingling and he fisted his hand trying to prevent the magic escaping, but he knew it was too late, his emotions were too high."

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    Yuuri Katsuki has a fever, and the only prescription is TGI Fridays $10 Endless Appetizers (TM).

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    Victor Nikiforov, a successful proprietor of a nail salon and his own line of nail polishes, ILY, has been in love with his neighbor, the adorable and sexy Katsuki Yuuri, for years. Victor knows that with his own designer wardrobe, he can never compare to someone like Yuuri, whose stylish crocs and cutoff jeans always make Victor weak in the knees every time they meet. Yes, Yuuri is most definitely way out of Victor’s league.

    When Yuuri needs advice on how to ask out his secret crush, what can Victor do but be a good friend and offer his brilliant tips on seduction, despite wanting to win Yuuri’s heart for himself?

    A story of two oblivious disasters pining over each other, a plethora of nail polish and phallic-shaped produce.

     
    Written for the Zamboni Roulette 2019 crack gift exchange.

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    33
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    Mind the side-effects if you decide to take performance-enhancing drugs, Yuuri.

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    1,109
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
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