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    Xue Yang audibly swallows, as the blind man’s sword’s next target becomes the low table next to his sofa bed, its mighty swish sending the objects from the surface flying into all directions. This includes the mug with a picture of a rotting corpse in front of a 1990s-style desktop computer, underlined with the words ‘Zombies are like computers – they use megaBITES!’ on it. It smashes against the wall and breaks into at least a dozen pieces, which makes Xue Yang frown. It was his favorite mug.

    That guy should totally get me a new one.

    Just as Xue Yang thinks that – that the crazy xianxia cosplayer swinging around a very sharp piece of metal just a few feet away from his face should buy him a new coffee mug – he distantly realizes that he’s probably in shock.

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    “Aunt?” Wei Wuxian asks, looking at Wen Qing.
    “Who else do you think could handle being married to Jiang Cheng?” she says, tone deliberately casual. It’s very satisfying when his jaw drops and he goggles like a fish.
    “What did you people do while I was gone?” he shrieks.

    Wei Wuxian evacuates the Burial Mounds before they fall. Jin Zixun attacks before Jin Ling's birth. Yanli and Jin Zixuan survive and Jiang Cheng marries Wen Qing to protect the Wen Remnants. Thirteen years later Wei Wuxian returns from the dead to a very different world.

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    33/?
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    "Fate seems to have ordained long ago that these four souls would always meet; always intermingle in some way," the Wu Nu said.

    Song Lan glared at her, raising his eyebrows.

    "Don't look at me like that!" she snapped. "Fate only whispers to me, it almost never clearly EXPLAINS anything to me!"

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    The fierce corpse Song Lan has spent over 200 years wandering the earth, waiting for the day Xiao Xingchen's spirit might heal and he could finally, after so many years, apologize to him. On his way to Gusu, he meets a strange old shaman woman who oddly seems familiar to him, whom he decides to travel with and who can sense some limited thoughts and emotions from the soul inside the spirit pouch. Yet despite the centuries, Song Lan can't help but feel the lingering presence of Xue Yang, and it's stronger than it's ever been...

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    Sometimes you murder a man to get a revenge. Sometimes you murder a man to have a nice afternoon tea with your crush. (Sometimes it’s both.)

    Xue Yang serves Xiao Xingchen the chief's special: tongue tea.

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    Zewu Jun travels to piece Meng Shi’s body and soul back together. Song Lan does his best to support Zewu Jun and in restoring A-Qing and Xiao Xingchen's souls.

    Xiao Xingchen and Xue Yang's relationship undergoes an evolution. Xiao Xingchen struggles to understand Xue Yang and Xue Yang struggles with boundaries.

    The closer they all get to finding Meng Shi, the closer to Nie Huaisang. Jin Guangyao begins to question whether the ends justifies the means.

    The last part in the trilogy of Dagger for a Dream and Legend and the Man.

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    21/?
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    Meng Shi was no ordinary prostitute; she was a Courtesan. When Sect Leader Jin threw her out she knew better than to think he was worth her, or her baby's, time.

    Meng Yao knows this and take a different route to gain influence in the Cultivation world. One that leads him to some similar places, and people, and some very different outcomes.

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    Infamous cultivation innovator Wei Wuxian has been secretly in love with his best friend for years. He definitely doesn’t need any interference from his funny-but-scary assistant, Xue Yang (who has himself developed an obsession with a certain angelic-looking medic). Can these two chaotic renegades in demonic cultivation manage to get the good men they don’t deserve?

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    12/?
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    Here’s the thing: your Daozhang is glorious when he kills.

    Xue Yang wants to see Xiao Xingchen lose control.

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    Xue Yang gets roaring drunk after laying Xiao Xingchen to rest, and makes some decisions that are bad decisions even for being Xue Yang's.
    Song Lan is there. He would probably have wished he wasn't, but at least he's dead.

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    The nails in his head keep him from doing anything. Keep him from speaking even if his tongue was intact. So all he can do is watch and scream within his head as it all unfolds in front of him...

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    And so Xue Yang laughs, silently, as he watches that very one exception in front of him – Xiao XingChen the bleeding heart, Xiao XingChen the blind fool – crying bloody tears, each one dripping on his pristine clothes, leaving bright crimson flowers of death blossoming where they land. He had wanted to die, the good Daozhang, he had wanted to die so badly that if only Xue Yang had been a second too late, just one, he would have drawn a second bloody smile on his throat. And how funny would that have been? So much blood would have dripped down on his candid clothing, dirtying his spotless, angelic appearance. So much blood...but not as much as the innocent blood he had shed under his careful craft. Not enough blood to atone for his sins, that's for sure.
    After all, Xue Yang had made sure of it.

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    “Mo XuanYu is in heat,” Xue Yang informed him. “And our eldest son is claiming him in the woodshed.”
    Xiao XingChen paused in chopping the vegetables. That was the only indication he was shocked, as his face remained its usual stoic nature.
    What Xue Yang didn't mention was his heat was triggered by the rival omega. He would let his dear alpha figure that out on his own.
     
    This is a loose sequel to the story "Typical Omega" in this series. All you need to know is XY is mated to SL & XXC and they have lots of children together. Mind the tags!

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    106
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    7
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    The weather's getting colder, so Xue Yang makes a healthy warm drink for Xiao Xingchen and A-Qing at the coffin home in Yi City. What they don't know won't hurt them (for now).

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    --It’s a bit dumb, really, to fall in love with your own boyfriend.--

    In which Xue Yang and Song Lan very respectfully suck at having conversations - and Xiao Xingchen is sometimes too blind to what is going on. And while actions speak louder than words, some insecurities are too deafening for actions to be heard.

    Also in which Xue Yang hates how Song Lan is making him fall in love. Because it’s not like Song Lan could ever love him back, right?

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    3/3
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    34
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    “Calling you by name would indicate that we’re close,” the stranger murmured. Xiao Xingchen could feel the warm puffs of air hit his nose as he spoke. “Are we close Daozhang?”

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    4
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    44
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    3
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    308
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    He makes such a beautiful picture, eyes watery and wide from shock, his breathing fast and irregular, his marble skin turning pink; he looks lost and confused and Xue Yang wants nothing more than to break him into a million glittering pieces.

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    6
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    Xiao Xingchen’s perspective on events and explores his origins. Post-canon reunion with Xue Yang and Song Lan helps him recognize his own self-worth. Xue Yang gets redemption. Jin Guangyao has a last request for Lan Xichen.

    Sequel to Dagger for a Dream

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    Wei Wuxian is trapped within Xue Yang's dagger after trying to repress the resentful energy. He lives with Xue Yang from his arrest at Koi Tower to Yi City and see everything that he did, from his interactions with Xiao Xingchen to the 8 years before Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji arrive in Yi City.

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    Xiao Xingchen gets sick. Xue Yang has fun.

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    1/1
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    61
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    52
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    Xue Yang tests Xiao Xingchen's limits. The other woman surprises her.

    Or, you are what you eat.

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    1/1
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    9
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    25
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    3
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