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    Antigone is supposed to love a man, right?

     

    I know what I wrote.

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    “Wherever did you get a coffin large enough to fit a person, a projector, a popcorn and a soda comfortably?”

    “Chapman,” Herbert replied. “It’s his Top of the Line Deluxe Coffin.”

    Antigone watches a movie in a coffin. Eric slides into the coffin and Antigone.

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    "Don't think we get those sorts of spiders on Piffling, Ms. D," the man- Eric, apparently, ooh, what a shifty name- assures her, leaning in close to inspect Rudyard like a bug under a microscope. Which, to be fair, is rather closer to the truth than Rudyard would like. "We're a fair way from Australia!"

    "You never know these days," she says sagely, leveling Rudyard with her trademarked suspicious squint. "All sorts of things stowing away aboard ferries and hot air balloons and whatnot. One never can tell what might tumble out of the cargo hold..."

    For once, Agatha, Rudyard muses, returning this strange man's gaze with an eight-eyed glower of his own. I couldn't agree more.

    In which Rudyard is cursed to be even more unpopular than he's accustomed to, and Chapman is a charming newcomer with a soft spot for creepy crawlies.

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    2/?
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    38
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    Marlene asks Antigone to join her circus for a little while, but that seems to fall apart when a moment of sensory confusion, Antigone almost says Chapman's name when she's with the ringleader.

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    In the wake of their parents' deaths, Rudyard and Antigone find that they need different things to get through the loss. This leads them to make mistakes with each other. And then more mistakes.

    An examination of the start of the decline in Rudyard and Antigone's relationship, and an excuse for me to write angsty angst for a comedy podcast because I'm a contrarian.

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    Rudyard has a knack for upsetting people. When one of those people manages to arm herself with his cutlery drawer he takes shelter in Chapman's shop and doesn't seem to want to leave. Chapman can't help but be curious as to what Rudyard's done this time and decides it's time for a few questions.

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    41
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    2
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    Three short drabbles between Marlene and Antigone
    If you haven't read my first fic for them, Leaves Caught In The Stream, then I recommend you do because that's where I established their relationship and explains the deal about the last story.

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    Rudyard is not a disney princess. But he does possess the powers of one.

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    It’s like 3AM and my sister locked me out of the house and I forgot my keys and I’m really drunk pls take pity on me and let me crash at your place for the night o’ neighbor of mine AU

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    Believe it or not, the amazing Eric Chapman can actually be afraid of something.

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    Eric Is Not A Ladies Man (Claims Man That Has Never Had A Girlfriend)

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    Marlene Magdalena, the ringmistress of the Piffling Traveling Circus returns to Piffling Vale to ask Antigone on a date. Antigone struggles with her feelings.

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    A terrible storm comes to Piffling Vale and Chapman is forced to ride it out with the Funns and Georgie inside Funn Funerals

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    3/?
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    “I am - sorry. That I kissed you. I shouldn’t have done it. It was a bad idea for both of us. It won’t happen again. So. Apologies.” When she looks back down, Chapman is looking at her in a strange, vulnerable sort of way that she does not care for at all, so she busies herself with the make-up bag to her right and wonders if nail polish would be overkill.

    Or,

    Antigone kisses Eric and immediately wants to die.

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    A) At any given time, at least one part of Chapman's is open.
    B) In any given part of Chapman's, the proprietor is there to assist any clients.

    There is some impossibility here, but not an improbable amount--there is an hour and a half where these statements are false.

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    But while he was happy- no, not happy, um, content, no... resigned to? Yes, let's go with that. While he was resigned to the business of Chapman voicing his thoughts willy-nilly, a line had to be drawn in the sand somewhere."Excuse me," said Rudyard, squinting. "What did you just call me?"

    Chapman blinked, seemingly befuddled by the perfectly sensible question. "...Tall?"

    And that line, Rudyard decided, was right before cruel jokes.

     

    In which Rudyard is taller than he thinks he is, and Eric is fantastic at rubbing his back and making him blush.

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    Jennifer is nervous for her first date with Georgie

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    Antigone helps Eric prep a body. They're almost done, just the nails to paint now.

    Series
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    2
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    14
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    “Always remember that time flies. It flies behind you. It flies towards you. It descends slowly upon you, extinguishing your life force. Really, look out for that sundial. It crushed Stanley Carmichael last week. Welcome to Piffling Vale.”

    Or, the one where Antigone and Rudyard co-run the Piffling Vale Radio, Chapman is a scientist with mysterious motives, and Georgie is the sole surviving radio intern who hunts librarians in her free time.

    Language:
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    Words:
    988
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    120
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    “His username is Chapman?” Eric asked disbelievingly.
    Georgie grinned in anticipation
    “His password is ALSO Chapman?”
    “Still think he’s a national security threat?” she asked smugly.

    Or, the one where Chapman and Georgie are both MI5 agents sent undercover to surveil the weird shit of Piffling Vale. One of them is taking their orders more seriously.

    Language:
    English
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    3,445
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    2/3
    Comments:
    34
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    109
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
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