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    Am I the asshole for trying to get my neighbor kicked off the island?

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    604
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    13
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    When another tragic death strikes the Piffling Traveling Circus, Marlene once again finds herself in Funn Funerals. Although only there for business, her reappearance in Antigone's life sets off everything she had been trying to repress since her overly dramatic confession at the theater.
    Moment by moment she finds herself drawn to the ringmistress and can no longer hide away in the shadows of her mortuary, no matter how dearly she once desired to do so.

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    English
    Words:
    11,507
    Chapters:
    9/30
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    143
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    Takes place during There Ought To Be Clowns, if Antigone had gotten the opportunity to tell Marlene how much the circus meant to her.
    By getting stuck in a coffin with an angry ringmistress.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,097
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
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    21
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    He looks at you with those eyes, and you feel wrong, dirty, broken. But then the light turns back on, and you see the shadows were nothing but a trick of your mind.

    Language:
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    2,638
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    93
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    Rudyard discovers a family secret and Funn Funerals acquires a new apprentice. But as Rudyard comes to terms with parenthood, he still must contend with the judgments of others in Piffling Vale - especially those of Eric Chapman.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,342
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    355
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    Rudyard Funn had never left the island of Piffling Vale. Not that he ever wanted to, but the way Chapman described the mainland was rather tempting, and - after a little coercion - Eric had convinced Rudyard to travel out with him as a date to this year's STIFFED conference (Rudyard had not been invited after last year’s disaster, but Chapman had a plus one). This story takes place on the train back to the ferry dock after that conference.

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    2,349
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    27
    Hits:
    182
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    Georgie spends time with Jennifer in her room, broadcasting alongside her and listening to music.

    Language:
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    1,694
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    112
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    Agatha Doyle accidentally creates a magical batch of chocolate that makes the adults in Piffling Vale act like their teenaged selves.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,992
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    153
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    “When does our shift end?”

    “We’re closing the park today, Rudyard, so stop complaining.”

    Rudyard threw his head back in melodramatic agony, “What could possibly be worse than—”

    “Hello, Rudyard, Antigone.”

    “Kill me.” Rudyard muttered before dropping his head to face the blinding smile of Eric Chapman.

    Or, a wooden overcoats Disney World au that I probably put way too much thought into.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,133
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    218
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    you were born from flames and misery,
    you have grown into ugly grief.

    a short poem about antigone funn

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    353
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    13
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    Eric Chapman was literally the Met's finest. Then, somehow, he ended up transferred to Piffling Vale: a small island full of suspicious “accidents,” creepy townspeople, and homicidal geese. Now all Eric has are a wilting peace lily, an idiotic partner, and a fraying sense of sanity.
    He will cause problems on purpose.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,372
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    870
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    A terrible storm comes to Piffling Vale and Chapman is forced to ride it out with the Funns and Georgie inside Funn Funerals

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,836
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    524
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    The Funns very explicitly have no cousins of interest. They have bills and Chapman asking stupid questions, that’s all!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,301
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    68
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    Georgie runs out of weed and doesn't feel like going off-island to get some. She tries her luck at Chapman's, and they end up discussing how much the Funns (and Georgie) hate him.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,588
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    85
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    Eric Lukas loses a brother, steals a name, and backpedals out of the family business so quickly that he trips directly into a haunted funeral parlor.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,567
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    374
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    Off the coast of Northern California there was an island called Piffling, and on this island was a village called Piffling Vale that was very nearly a town. In this village there is a family that was not quite like the others. The Reverend, Nigel Wavering, had decided that as part of his service to God (who may or may not exist), he would adopt the children whose parents had died tragically in a hearse accident. The children were Rudyard and Antigone Funn. Rudyard used to be enjoying his life. He isn’t anymore. Eric Chapman had moved to Piffling just before the beginning of the school year, and in just three short months it had become very clear that anything Rudyard could do, Eric could do better.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,540
    Chapters:
    1/15
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    21
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    Just last Tuesday, Desdemona Funn died under mysterious circumstances in her house, but was found utterly alone. The murder is disconcertingly obvious, and spells trouble for Funn Family Funerals, who she specially requested to come to Crestfall, Idaho to hold her funeral. Follow OW as he investigates the case, reconnects with old friends, and attempts to flirt with an especially grumpy funeral director.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,052
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    128
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    What if Marlene's confession in Antigone In The Spotlight had gone a bit differently?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,023
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
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    50
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    The S.S. Piffling was anchored off the coast of Brighton when they spotted him: a lone man bobbing in a garishly painted kayak that was clearly not meant for open water. He was holding an axe instead of a paddle and was bleeding rather profusely from a head wound.

    “Oh, hi!” The man said, waving at them with the axe. “I think I might be dead?”

    Or: Timothy Stoker confronts his future. Eric Chapman confronts his past. Everyone else is just trying to get by between potential apocalypses.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,453
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    450
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    Ben happens across some tapes while Not snooping

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,858
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    33
    Hits:
    266

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