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    "You seem. . . familiar." My voice trailed off as one of the shadowed figures began to laugh. It was almost painful as his voice ramped up in intensity and tone, quickly becoming maniacal.

    "Oh, doll. You're precious."
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    In which our dear reader gets a little too wrapped up in the plans of demons, and they decide she's just too useful to let go of.

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    Actor won't get away with everything he's done...I can be very patient when I want to. However, it'll take all of my self control to not deck him in his smug face as I wait for the right time to strike. This isn't revenge...this is him receiving his just deserts for wronging a lot of people he shouldn't have.
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    Y/N is the newly elected District Attorney, settling into her office. One day she receives an invite from Mark, an old high school friend of hers, to a party he’s hosting in his manor. Not seeing the harm in catching up with an old friend, she agrees to attend. She had no way of knowing of the mess she’d end up in or how it would ruin not just her life but the very lives around her.

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    Marvin is working on a new spell, instead of achieving the ability to control electricity, he conjures a glitched demon who looks very…familiar?

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    Wilford collapses. Dark and Dr. Iplier are nearby.

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    Mostly oneshots of our favourite egos (I probably forgot a few but requests of others are welcome!)

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    I still don't know how to write summaries.

    Let's just say they all wanted to prank darkiplier, and to no one surprise, it doesn't go well

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    Beck Remediis, Lead Medic of the Invincible II, and Elliot Fures, criminal and prisoner, will have to work together to appease Darkiplier if they want to head home safely.

    All they have to do is track down a certain Actor....

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    Cherry and Lime were just exploring the old abandoned news building when the stumbled upon a suspicious automaton in the attic.

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    Dark paced the bleach-stained carpeted floor of the tiny motel room, carding his fingers back through his thick black hair, fixing it, and then running them through again seconds later. Even this became a nuisance after a while, so he opted to force his hands clasped behind his back instead to resist the urge to stress-fidget.

    He felt and looked out of place in the warm, earth toned room. Dark didn’t want to wait in the narrow hallway and possibly draw attention to himself to some passerby. A man in a black suit looking like a walking cadaver nowhere close to Halloween lurking outside a locked motel room door was bound to draw suspicion. So he did the next best thing: break in and wait for the occupant to return.

    Basically, Dark had put off confronting William-now-Wilford for nearly a century after the events of WKM. He finally grows a pair and reunites with Wil, finding his old friend both familiar and broken. Dark tries his best to keep the man's sanity intact.

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    First dates are always a great way to get dinner for free in more ways than one. With IRIS constantly observing everything, it's hard just to find one moment of privacy even for a simple family of three. But when an old friend tries to join them for some late dinner, they truly uncover what IRIS is really about. They're always there, after all...

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    "But worse of all, worse than the self hatred, the mess his head constantly was and everything... Wilford leaving woke up feelings he had forgotten about.

    He forgot how hard and painfully he loved Willford Warstach."

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    Unbeknownst to Author, he is being hypnotized again and again, slowly being conditioned into becoming a Little.
    More and more Little behaviour leaks into his day-to-day life, but all of those things are just completely normal to him. He doesn't see anything wrong with what he's doing, so there's no chance for him to be embarrassed or humiliated about it. He's just a cute darling like that!
    Eventually, the fearsome murderous writer can barely be taken serious anymore -unless he's exuding his murderous intent, and is ready to bash your brains in.

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      Wormholes were always elusive in definition, and it was getting difficult to classify them or tag them for Starfleet Command. While embarking on her five-year exploration mission, the U.S.S Enterprise happens upon the chance to get close to one when a distress call from a 21st Century vessel crosses their path.
      Dedicated to the safeguarding of Humankind, Captain James T. Kirk answers the call to rescue quickly, but troubling readings from his First Officer's scanners make the wormhole the least of their worries.

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    Egos are becoming real, appearing out of seemingly nowhere in waves. Follow them as they come to terms with their new lives, find purpose for themselves amongst each other, and try to figure out why and how this is all happening. Follow Dark as he’s eventually stuck babysitting them all somehow.

    This will be a story of how all the egos come to live under one roof and, from there, a bunch of connected ones shots focused mainly on character interactions with some occasional building plot threads.

    (This is very much so inspired by my love of those smash bros fanfics where they all live in a mansion together. I’m a sucker for *insert beloved cast of characters here* live in a *big building of some kind* fanfics. So here’s my own!)

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    The Jims trick Yancy and Eric by trapping them into a very small closet while everybody is out until the late afternoon.

    And Yancy really needs to go.

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    After a long time of not seeing each other Dr. Iplier's brother decides to pay him a visit. Dark and the other egos attempt to make this visit as peaceful and uneventful as possible. However, in a manor filled with magical creatures and murders alike, this may prove to be quite the task. What happens when his brother brings along a surprise plus one? What if that plus one happens to be a child?

    This is my first A03 post, be kind, I'm trying my best. More tags will be added as the story progresses. Any Major Trigger Warnings will be listed in the top notes of each chapter as well as added to the tags as they occur.

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    Darkiplier and Wilford meet at a Markiplier TV meeting after not being in contact for years.

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    Abe was invited to some fancy party by Wilford Warfststache his boyfriend but things go horribly when Dark is assigned to go see an old 'friend' along with Abe who has no clue what's going to happen.

    Everything is fucked.

    Old Friends.

    Death.

    Guns.

    Knives.

    Swords.

    Oh God, this is fucked.

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