1 - 20 of 114 Works in Wiedźmin | The Witcher-Typical Bathing

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Geralt isn’t sure if it’s a blessing or a curse that their table is tucked away in the corner, where Jaskier can neither see them nor come close enough that he might. As much as he knows that he needs to talk to the bard, apologize for all that he’s said… he can’t help but treasure this moment of Jaskier’s happiness, the joy that he radiates while performing that would surely shatter as soon as he saw the Witcher.

    Even if it’s still Geralt he sings of.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,800
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    348
    Bookmarks:
    72
    Hits:
    4585
  2. Tags
    Summary

    It’s hard to care about much of anything with Jaskier pressed against him, head lolling on Eskel’s shoulder, fingers stroking the arm around his waist. He looks as happy as a rotfiend on a battlefield, a comparison Eskel is sure the poet wouldn’t appreciate. Eskel presses a kiss to the soft skin under his lover’s ear in a silent apology.

    Or, Eskel and Jaskier relax together in a too-small tub.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    338
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    322
  3. Tags
    Summary

    After separating with Geralt of Rivia, the bard Jaskier finds himself sorrowful and alone until one day seeking out the witcher's brother-in-arms. Lambert.

    And somehow, neither would live to regret it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,018
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    130
    Kudos:
    729
    Bookmarks:
    172
    Hits:
    13166
  4. Tags
    Summary

    "But what if I’m there thinking ‘man I wish this handsome fella would get pregnant with my babies’ and the spell… does something. I don’t know how strong it is! Magic is unpredictable. Imagine the situation this poor fella would be in!”
    “Dreadfully embarrassing, it would be. Answer is still no.”
    “Please, Geralt. You’re the perfect candidate! You’re also immune to most magic, the chance of something truly strange happening is perfectly null.”
    “Because there would be nothing strange about us fucking while you think, what was it, that you want me round with child?”
    And it should be - revolting. Strange, like he said, at the very least.
    In reality, Geralt was suddenly very glad he was sitting down, with a table over his lap to boot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,524
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    3224
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Jaskier is worried Geralt is sick, Geralt isn't sleeping.
    -------

     

    I may be your bird, but even birds eat wolves when they're dead

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    788
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    596
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Timestamps and perspective flips from the I Shall Not Live In Vain series; prompts drawn from a Tumblr ask meme.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,027
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    170
    Kudos:
    952
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    7937
  7. Tags
    Summary

    When Lambert loses his silver blade on a hunt, he's forced to go looking for a weaponsmith capable of forging a replacement. Few and far between on the Continent, but he'd sooner chew his right arm off than return to Kaer Morhen with his tail between his legs. His contractor sends him to Vattweir, where he meets a former Cat Witcher with a complicated history. Lambert's initial advances are violently rebuffed, but as he spends more time with Aiden, he uncovers a man that is still beholden to ghosts from the life he tried to leave behind. As the embers of more complicated feelings begin to gather, another watches on from a distance, guiding Lambert towards happiness the best he can while hiding his own broken heart.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,408
    Chapters:
    6/15
    Comments:
    277
    Kudos:
    229
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    2555
  8. Tags
    Summary

    A collection of scenes, short stories, and offhand commentary from the Cold as Desert Starlight canon-au.

    Each chapter can be read as a stand-alone, and chapters are not necessarily in chronological order.

    See the beginning of each chapter for more information.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,301
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    184
  9. Tags
    Summary

    After Priscilla runs away from her toxic relationship with Valdo Marx, she finds herself in Oxenfurt listening to a bit of gossip from the warlord's land. She is rather surprised that her missing friend Jaskier is not only alive, but perfectly well living a life of warlord's consort.

    She decides to travel to Kaer Morhen to make sure her friend is okay and hoping to find a way with her own pain and disappointment. Staying in a keep full of witchers is more pleasant than she expected and she finds herself especially fascinated with a certain pair of soft amber eyes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,284
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    4921
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Lambert’s jaw twitched as he looked away. Vesemir could see him running calculations, carefully measuring his losses and gains. Asking had taken a lot out of him. He had never asked for help. Not as a child, not as a trainee, and now as a young man he was struggling with the old habit. Because this was a cry for help. Vesemir was certain of it. If it turned out to be a healthy desire, one that came from genuine enjoyment, then Vesemir would eat his damn felt hat. He wasn’t a judgmental man. Folks liked all sorts of things, and he wouldn’t view Lambert as any lesser for his predilection, but something felt off about this whole thing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,338
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1209
  11. Tags
    Summary

    The problem wasn’t really the talking. Geralt had heard humans talking constantly every time he’d been within a quarter-mile of civilization his entire adult life. No, it wasn't the talking at all. The trouble with Jaskier was that he cared about the answers.

    In which Geralt learns to face himself, his relationships, and his place in a human-dominated world. Taking place in the gap between the meeting in Posada and the banquet in Cintra, this story explores growth, trauma recovery, mental health, friendship, family, and societal bigotry.

    Podfic of In the Company of a Glacier by coffee_mage.
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    65
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    152
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Geralt gets back to the apartment he shares with his lovers after a long night of hunting, and finds them both waiting up for him, ready to welcome him home.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,842
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    614
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    2006
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Geralt starts experiencing some unexplained feelings whenever he's in the presence of a certain bard. It's probably just food poisoning.

    OR

    Emotionally constipated Geralt of Rivia learns what feelings are.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,232
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    413
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    2951
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Geralt and Jaskier have some quick fun in Kaer Morhen.
    Domestic and simple, sweet.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,243
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1234
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Geralt’s so accustomed to being sore and stiff he never even thought to ask for a massage. Luckily, Jaskier won’t take no for an answer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    369
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    676
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Jaskier re-injures his fingers while distracting Nilfgaard from Ciri. Afterward, Geralt volunteers to help wash his hair.

    Or: In which Jaskier gets a bath and a nap, and Geralt gets a new role in the group.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,866
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    319
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1751
  17. Tags
    Summary

    The problem wasn’t really the talking. Geralt had heard humans talking constantly every time he’d been within a quarter-mile of civilization his entire adult life. No, it wasn't the talking at all. The trouble with Jaskier was that he cared about the answers.

    In which Geralt learns to face himself, his relationships, and his place in a human-dominated world. Taking place in the gap between the meeting in Posada and the banquet in Cintra, this story explores growth, trauma recovery, mental health, friendship, family, and societal bigotry.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    126,521
    Chapters:
    26/40
    Comments:
    849
    Kudos:
    922
    Bookmarks:
    235
    Hits:
    20883
  18. Tags
    Summary

    “What if I wanted someone to watch us? What if I wanted them to see me use my toy, hmm? Wanted to show off my beautiful little whore boy?”

    Now, that makes Geralt moan. He blinks his eyes open, pupils blown wide. He can’t quite meet Yennefer’s gaze, eyes hazy in the way they sometimes get when they play like this.

    “Color?” Yennefer checks when he doesn’t respond, petting Geralt’s cheek and grinding against his thigh.

    “Hmm. Green. Tell me more?” The words come out slow and raspy.

    “Good boy, thank you for asking me,” Yennefer replies, rewarding Geralt with another kiss. Geralt pants into her mouth, his lips relaxed and a little uncoordinated. She kisses him firmly, moaning at the way he melts under her.

    “I’m sure a whore like you would enjoy being watched. Does it make you hard, boy? I love imagining some stranger watching while I have my way with you.”

     

    Or: Yennefer ties Geralt to the bed and Geralt is a good toy for his Mama. So good, in fact, that he will even let her show him off.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,085
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    921
  19. Tags
    Summary

    After meeting a piss poor year on the Path, Lambert returns to a tiny village he once passed through. Half dead witcher is surprised to be met with warmth and care instead of pitchforks and stones, so he accepts a contract, he would otherwise shit on. As the curiosity gets the best of him, he tries to find out what is hiding behind the blue eyes that look at him so softly, only to find a past not so different from his own.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,046
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    258
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Jaskier decides to perform while Geralt is out on a monster hunt. He finds Geralt in a shocking state of vulnerability when he returns. Later, he confronts Geralt about it and discovers why he's never seen Geralt like this before and what would possess Geralt to suffer alone.

    Witcher potions are strong...but Jaskier is stronger.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,975
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    265
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1542

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation