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    Theon, heir to the Underwater Kingdom, has no intention to go and marry some kraken girl like his father wants him to. Instead he loves watching humans, especially their curious mating rituals. It's just a hobby, really, until he sees one particular human.

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    Yara whirled on her heels. Daenerys stood in front of the blackness of an open door – dignified, beautiful, and alive.

    After her death at the hands of Jon Snow, Daenerys Targaryen is resurrected in the Temple of the Lord of Light in Volantis. Yara Greyjoy, still pursuing independence for the Iron Islands, brings her home.

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    Genderswapped Ramsay Bolton/Theon Greyjoy.

    "Then what I'm thinking, sweetling," Ramsay sighed, "is that man had dark hair and blue eyes, and no matter how that babe of yours turns out, he's going to look like mine."

    It wasn't so much horror as it was a dull, heavy resignation that washed over her, settling like a physical weight against her chest. Reek pressed her eyes together, feeling the steady massage of Ramsay's fingers through her matted hair. "Yes, my lady," she whispered.

    "Looks like you can be useful after all. I'd wager that's a step up from just being a dog, hm?" Ramsay asked, patting her cheek. “Welcome back to maidenhood, Reek."

    [Fic used to be titled "Beholder." On indefinite hiatus.]

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    Chapters:
    4/5
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    When Snow's shitty flatmate throws him out in the middle of a pandemic, life and Robb force Theon to take him in. There's nothing like an end of the world scenario to make you reevaluate your entire relationship with your childhood rival.

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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
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    118
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    23
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    Temporarily on hold for ADD reasons

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    “We can't risk that. Do you see what I'm saying?” Jon finished, his brows knitted in concern.

    “Yeah, man.” Theon nodded. He was feeling more charitable after the meal. He eyed the man's well fitted black slacks. He clearly had a one note closet, but Theon didn't see a reason to complain.

    Jon sighed, his shoulders drifting down in relief. “Glad we got that settled.” He started the car. His eyes were firmly fixed on the road in front of them. “Where do you want me to drop you off?” he asked.

    “Shit, I just remembered.” Theon said, holding up a hand to stall him. “I can't drive, and my ride just bailed on me. Will you give me a ride to work tomorrow if I suck your dick again?”

    Jon stared at him, his eyes growing wider and his cheeks redder. “What did you say?”

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    Seven are the gods of man
    and seven are the sins.
    Each aspect shown to the world
    hides another face within.

    Seven tales from life as Theon, and seven tales from life as Reek.

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    11/12
    Comments:
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    A depiction of the war for the north. It is largely based on the books, though may take elements from the show, though likely not in this specific story. Intended to be the first in a series. I will focus on battles and it being a war. Romance will be very limited in this one. Basically, a more realistic take (as realistic as a story with dragons and bear sized wolves can be), and fixing elements I wasn't a fan of. Also, no, I will not be going into Ramsay's brain because that brain scares even me, and I'm far from being a goody two shoes in video games. Anyways, please review.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    30
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    63
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    20
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    a collection of random ficlets I wrote for tumblr prompts - updates whenever I take them on there in the future.

    update 2/5/2020:

    asoiaf/got: sandor/sansa + 'I wish we had more time', stannis/davos 'you look like shit';
    the man from uncle: ot3, 'I really can’t stitch that if you don’t hold still will you stop squirming for two minutes', napoleon/illya 'It’s not as bad as it looks';
    the witcher: jaskier/geralt/yennefer, 'We need to act quickly–he doesn’t have much time';
    MCU: bruce/tony/stephen strange, 'What on earth were you thinking?'

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    Chapters:
    107/107
    Comments:
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    37
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    Yara pays a late night visit to her beautiful and sexy Northern hostage...

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    At the end of the rebellion Ned Stark took the Iron Throne. Though the smallfolk are happy under his reign the great House's of Westros still vie for power. Joined together in King's Landing under the backdrop of Robb Stark's nameday tourney the younger generation create some of their own, often a little more risqué, alliances.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
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    10
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    A series of wild animal attacks have left the people of Mole's Town on edge.
    The Boltons are tightening their stranglehold on the town. Sansa is looking for reassurance in the wrong places. Jaime and Brienne are on the hunt for a dangerous killer. Jon is mobilising the town militia to take back control. Theon is on the hunt for his wayward girlfriend. And Robb just wants to keep his family safe, hidden away on the mountains they know and understand.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    EXPERIENCED RANCH HAND WANTED
     

    Giving the advertisement another long look, like a lean wolf staring at a lonely hare, Jon Snow knew he'd need to find employment if he didn't want to wind up a frozen, starved corpse before spring. Worn out by life on the trail and the haunted feeling that he was still fleeing his past, he thought steady employment somewhere settled might suit him for a change.

    "What do you reckon, Ghost? Might be worth a shot."

    ******

    After her husband had died of consumption last year, many in town had doubted that a young woman of twenty could keep things afloat but Sansa Stark Tyrell is no ordinary young woman and she's determined to keep her ranch and to keep her newfound family together.

    But a ranch the size of the Golden Rose needed more than one old man, two green boys, three young women and a baby to keep it thriving. They needed at least one man in his prime.

    “A man in his prime for the ranch and a man in his prime in your bed,” Mya had teased when she’d spoke of hiring someone.

    She’d smothered a giggle and told Mya to hush up when she’d said it but something low in her belly tightened at the memory.

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    Robb calls Theon out of the blue to tell him he's getting married and to ask him to be his best man. Despite reacting badly, Theon denies having feelings for Robb. His colleagues know better.

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    Comments:
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    10
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    Where I store horror/Halloween-themed prompts I took on tumblr throughout the years.

    ASOIAF, modern au: theon brings wex trick or treating; robb brings his siblings trick or treating, ends up at theon's (throbb); tyrion and bronn bring joffrey trick or treating and hate it (tyrion/bronn, throbb); rhaegar and lyanna bail, catelyn brings jon trick or treating; sansa gets lost in a hay maze, robb rescues her; theon adopts a kitten during a horror movie marathon; theon and robb hunt ramsay's ghost (reincarnation au); theon/robb haunt a mall that's been built over winterfell centuries later.

    ASOIAF, canon + horror: theon's son meets robb's ghost; undead!robb saves sansa post-rw; RW AU where robb gets to live; jaime and brienne get stuck in the haunted twins post-RW.

    ASOIAF + other AUs: SPN AU (jon and sansa), 19th century gothic reincarnation AU (jon and robb);

    MCU: bruce/natasha, he sees her life through mirrors; GOTG, the Milano is haunted.

    Dark Tower: hs au where everyone brings Jake trick or treating (roland/eddie and others); pre-canon festivities in Gilead (roland and cuthbert and alain);

    TMFU: napoleon and illya get stuck in a haunted house (pre-slash).

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    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1294
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    The Rebellion didn't happen till Next Gen:

    Arya was engaged to Joffery and eloped/was kidnapped by Aegon. Robb and his father Brandon went down to King's Landing and Mad King Rhaegar killed them. Now Jon has to marry Robb's betrothed Sansa Tully.

    Sansa had a crush on Robb and now has to marry his sullen younger brother before he goes off to war.

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    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    65
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    909
    Bookmarks:
    189
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    34460
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    A sequel to Dorne with Arianne. Written in script format with the assumption that these would be the scripts from which these scenes would be shot for Season Six.

    As Dorne prepares to fight for its independence, Meereen receives a new arrival, and the intrigue in King's Landing intensifies.

    Episode Eight: Arya confronts herself. Tommen receives an unexpected visitor. Arianne takes a risky gamble to escape Storm's End. Trystane faces the dragons with nothing left to lose. Edric steps up to the role demanded of him.

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    82,301
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1352
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    Secret Santa 2017 for Iron_Dragon_Maiden!
    For the assignment of Theon travelling back in time to save his loved one but for a pact demanding a price possibly too high to pay.

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    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    By the time he registered the roar of an engine speeding towards them, it was too late: he could only freeze, caught in the headlights of a car that showed no signs of slowing down.

    It sank in that they would be hit the split second before the car made impact.

    And then there was only pain.

     

    Or,

    The Modern AU in which Davos is a dad to traumatised kids.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10
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    76
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    13
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    1349
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    “You’re an idiot.” She shook her head, smiling humorlessly. It looked more painful than anything else. “You understand there is nothing at the end of this. We are at the end of the world, little brother. There is no life here, only death. I don’t know exactly what you think you are going to find here, but I can tell you now it doesn’t change the past. Dead is dead, little brother and he isn’t coming back.”

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    7,879
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    689
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    “So, your terms would be…?”

    “I smuggle your food in, when the war is over the Iron Islands are fully reinstated in their old position, my family gets the Seastone Chair again, maybe we might even strike an alliance or two around the Seven Kingdoms and the likes. What do you say?”

    Robb doesn’t even think about it. It’s a sound proposal, he can’t care less for what horrible ideas Balon Greyjoy had in the past and honestly, this Theon sounds competent and smart and entirely fair, and since he’s also technically saving Jon’s hide here, Jon would have even less problems than Robb accepting the deal.

    “I say we have a deal, my lord,” Robb says.

    Or: in which Robb has a castle to hold and no food left to feed his soldiers, and Theon has the means to help him out.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    340
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    2847

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