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    A few months after the Armageddont or the apocawasnt, everything had been going smoothly afterwards, Crowley and Aziraphale had become friends with Anathema, Newt, Adam and the Them. But what is going on when a supposed dead archangel returns soon after Crowley disappears? And what of heaven and hell when it reaches both sides, old wounds and deep secrets is reopened by both sides. (I Suck At Summarys)
    *Bad updating scheduel*

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    Aziraphale was a Peach Beryl, but people made jokes about that these days.

    In 4004 BC, an angel and demon met atop a wall in Eden. And, ten minutes later, the angel discorporated the demon by mistake, due to a misunderstanding about what a thunderclap meant. Which was a shame, as they were rather getting on.

    Luckily, gems can reform.

    A 6000-year romp through time and space. Featuring Nephilim, Arthurian knights, seventeenth century pornographers, Waterstones, a very literal interpretation of Satan Incarnate, and… fusions?

    This is a love story, needless to say.

    Good Omens + Steven Universe crossover. No Steven Universe knowledge required. In fact, I would discourage it. Hide my plot holes, please.

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    Chronically underemployed millennial Aziraphale finally gets his chance when he's hired as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor at Hogwarts. But it's a temporary hire with a condition he must meet in order to make it permanent: he must rid the castle of the mysterious entity plaguing its halls, known only as Crawly.

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    Anthony Crowley has been strictly limited to touring theatre productions since his spectacular fall from grace fourteen years ago. When his agent calls and offers him a chance to get back on the telly, how can he say no?

    The Masked Singer AU nobody asked for. Content is tagged; characters aren't, so you can play along.

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    There comes a time where every human needs to have a firm understanding about certain facts of life. The information is often taught by parents, teachers, or other trusted adults in a trial of embarrassment and awkwardness often referred to as The Talk.

    Of course, the Talk may be a bit more detailed when it involves a former Anti-Christ and a Not-Quite-Anti-Christ. But Aziraphale and Crowley are ready to handle the issue. With a power point presentation.

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    Demon Azira(fell) and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From beginning to Mr. Young collecting Adam.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'beginning' of armageddon & the adam's father

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    "Sorry?" said Aziraphale. "I thought that was the big one."
    "I'm not sure," said Crowley. "Think about it. For my money, the really big one will be all of Us against all of Them."
    "What? You mean Heaven and Hell against humanity?"
    –Good Omens, Ch. 7

     After the world doesn't end, the angels and demons decide to set aside their differences and try again—at putting an end to it.

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    "That was the whole point of the Arrangement remember? It's too preposterous for anyone to think of! Sneaking kids out of an orphanage to take them to movies and afternoon punk band rehearsals? Smuggling forbidden YA novels and progressive children books inside? How would some unimaginative wanker like Gabriel think of that?"

    In which Crowley and Aziraphale grew up in the same orphanage, Crowley was kicked out and Aziraphale stayed on to become the librarian.

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    Crowley had spent a lifetime or twenty holed up in his castle after the death of his sister, until a knock at his door opened his world beyond his imagining. This is his side of the story of that fateful meeting and all that came after.

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    Crowley stopped outside a Boots when he felt his phone buzzing in his jeans pocket (and Freddie Mercury’s voice had been replaced with his stupid Apple ringtone that he hadn’t been bothered to change).
    He answered it and sighed loudly if only to let the caller know how much they’d inconvenienced him. “Anathema, this had better be important.”
    “Ez has been taken ill.” The caller, Anathema, said down the phone. “Newt called an ambulance and the paramedic called the blue lights. He’s gone to hospital.”

    Anthony Crowley, Ezra Fell, Newt Pulsifer and Anathema Device are all friends in their final year of undergrad uni and are preparing to graduate in the summer.
    Except for the massive roadblock of Ezra being hospitalised after falling ill for what is actually the first time ever.
    And it doesn’t look good.

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    the title is from a cohen song about death, & also applies to life...

    whether in london or in tadfield; together, alone, or in (usually good) company;
    the ineffable partners talk out their fears, try to figure out what they are and what to do with themselves, now that they're not working for heaven and hell anymore.

    domestic softness > action, but there is some plot and angst (off and on)

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    A faerie is trapped in a bookshop when it begins to rain, and she’s apparently not the only faerie inside

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    Anthony J. Crowley is a world-class art thief with a complicated past who, until now, had been pretty content with going through life as part of a prolific black market art trafficking ring. He enjoyed the thrill and danger of the hunt, especially if it meant he got to travel the world, play with state-of-the-art technology, and make enough money to afford anything he could ever want.

    That is, until a simple logistical hiccup leads him straight into the path of one Aziraphale Fell, former Head Conservator of the British Museum turned antique repair shop owner.

    Suddenly, there's a space in Crowley's life that only Aziraphale seems to fill, but his clandestine life of crime paired with Aziraphale's industry connections and indomitable penchant for good seems like a relationship doomed to fail.

    Little do they both know, the strands of friendship, morality, and deception in their shared circles of the London art world are interwoven in even more complex ways than either of them could have expected...

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    Nanny Ashtoreth has a story to tell. In fact, she's being rather insistent about the children (and her husband) settling down and letting her tell it.
    Her story features fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love and miracles, along with some rather familiar characters.

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    The forces of heaven and hell have arrived on Earth to do battle for the final time as the world as humanity knows it begins to die.

    Meanwhile, an angel and a demon fight desperately to save the ones they love and the better world they have so carefully dreamed into being.

    Angels and demons. Archangels and the fallen. Humans and gods. They must all work together in the desperate race to save what truly matters at the end of everything: home.

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    This is the final instalment of the Ineffably Yours main story and I’m so excited to share it with you.

    You can find the rest of the series here: https://archiveofourown.org/series/1394677

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    Inspired by Tumblr: Character A (Azirapahle) Says they're a snack, but no one's hungry
    Character B (Crowley) I'm Fucking starving

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    Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.

    Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...

    I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series which continued for over a year.

    There won't be any other regular updates, but I'm not discounting the possibility of the odd chapter happening in future if inspiration strikes. For now I'm calling it a completed work. But feel free to keep sending me prompts. You might inspire something more. Thanks for all the love.

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    Adam drops the magazine on his leg, startling Dog, and taps the image. “This is it, boy,” he declares, grinning like a lion. “This is what we need!” Dog tilts his head, and his half-flopped ear falls open. Adam’s grin widens; that means Dog is listening.

    An adventure, he thinks as he leaps from the bed and shoves his shoes on, Dog bouncing like a spring at his feet. One last adventure, another part of him whispers. Adam ignores it.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley go missing. Adam isn't happy about it.

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    This fills the Heroes square of my Good Omens Bingo.

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