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    The idea for this came from my co-worker Jason telling me about an alphabet-themed poetry series he wrote. I thought it might be fun to try something like that too, so we arranged that Jason would give me 26 one-word prompts, one every few days, and I’d see what I could come up with. All he knows is that it’s for a writing project, so his suggestions are completely random and might potentially even be entirely unhelpful. :)

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    English
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    24/26
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    213
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    a collection of 30 f/f and f&f drabbles inspired by the Sapphic September prompt list. tags, rating, and pairings will be updated throughout the month.

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    English
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    3,000
    Chapters:
    30/30
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    138
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    605
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    When Patrick, best of the Greeks, and Roland, leader of the Greek army, quarrel, Patrick refuses to fight. But how will the Greek army defeat the Trojans without their best fighter?

    This story does not have a happy ending.

    An Iliad/Trojan War AU.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    1
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    199
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    David confronts Antonio about stealing the basic Rose Apothecary concept and making a scam out of it - but discovers Antonio knows him better than he realizes. And the cat his parents ran over? No ordinary cat.

    David and Patrick navigate an alternate timeline where the Rose family never lost their money, and Schitt's Creek never had the Roses - with the help of Twyla and a few awakening loved ones.

    Or, in which I attribute "Roadkill" to a glitch in the matrix, with AU goodness to boot.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    994
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    David's first task as aesthetics manager of the paper is finding them a space that is not Ray's spare bedroom, which David survived one day of and threatened to quit if the operation couldn't be moved. So he leases the space from the old general store, carefully curating a minimalist sand-and-stone aesthetic, with a workspace for each writer and a gathering space near the front.

    Not long after the move is the worst day of David's life, and that's including the day their home was raided by Canada Revenue. It's the day he meets Patrick Brewer.

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    English
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    8,505
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    54
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    169
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    22
    Hits:
    1295
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    Patrick is new in town and looking to try something a little outside his comfort zone when he happens upon an interesting store with an even more interesting art instructor. Sparks and paint fly as David tries to make Wendy's store less of a corporate eyesore and Patrick tries to find the courage to ask David out before he runs out of wall space.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1275
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    In this ver-Ray special episode of Ray of Sunshine, Ray looks back at some of his most popular interviews and segments, with full transcripts!

    Features interviews with local business owners, investigRAYtive journalism and a very special performance by the Jazzagals.

    Today's episode is brought to you by: Jake's Woodworking, Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wines, Mr. Hockley's Tea, The House Barn, and many more!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    24/24
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    2
    Comments:
    53
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    21
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    2
    Hits:
    314
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    Hello, I am Wendy Kurtz, proprietor of the Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch, the world’s premier spot for couples looking to get a speedy divorce and connect with other soon-to-be divorcees.

    I’d like to highlight the stories of five couples, who rearranged into five other couples, from some past summer. These ten people came to the Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch with the intention of ending a marriage, and got that and so much more.

    I could recount their journeys with 100% accuracy, but where’s the fun in that? Let’s let them tell us themselves.

    OR: One crazy summer in Las Vegas brings the heat and then some.

    Featuring art and podfic with every chapter!

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    English
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    26,226
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1490
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    22
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    You came out of nowhere
    And you cut through all the noise
    I make sense of the madness
    When I listen to your voice

    -'Ease by Mind' by Ben Platt

    -+-+-+-

    David is the "Brand Manager" of the Music Barn record store in Elmdale. Wendy's nephew, Patrick, comes to stay for the summer, and his only goal seems to be making David's life miserable. What is with this guy and his guitar?!

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    English
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    31,792
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    206
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    3179
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    “Now over to our brand new meteorologist, David Rose, with the weekly forecast. David?”

    OR, the Rival Weathermen AU that nobody asked for 🌦

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    147
    Kudos:
    413
    Bookmarks:
    90
    Hits:
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    Prince David is expected to inherent the throne a year after his father's death.

    Patrick Brewer is an aspiring journalist sent to cover the biggest story from Canada's neighboring kingdom of Rosania. He takes on an undercover role to get closer to the royal family.

    What could go wrong?

     

     

    Based off of the Netflix film "A Christmas Prince"

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2232
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    40
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    “I’m really glad you stole my boss’s dinner, David.”

    “Me too.”

    “And I’m so glad you came up with the plan to set our bosses up, Patrick and given me copious amounts of free time.”

    “Mm, a bold claim.”
    __________________

    Or, the Set it Up AU.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
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    As David peered out the window at the snow-covered neighborhood, his gaze landed on his own front lawn, which he shared with the townhouse next door. Oh. Oh, no. Sitting in the middle of the small yard, facing the street, was an honest-to-god snowman, complete with stick arms, red scarf, and plaid trapper hat, and holding some sort of sign.

    David rolled his eyes. His neighbor thought he was so funny.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,588
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    162
    Kudos:
    337
    Bookmarks:
    68
    Hits:
    3391
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    Alexis moved to The Creek years ago with her mother and siblings, and has since struck up an enemy in Stevie, owner of Rosebudd Cottage. What was once a small, isolated community is now building tourist traffic with a sprucing up of the cottage, cafe, as well as Rachel & David's rebranding of Rosewood Apothecary.

    Mayor Jocelyn Schitt is wary of the new funding boost that’s just been secured, thinking the Roses are building up her sweet little town for eventual gentrification. She decides to meddle with the courtship of Rachel and Twyla, the owner of the cafe. Will Alexis be able to stop bickering with Stevie to see the plot against her family? Only time will tell.

    Welcome to The Creek.

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    English
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    18,337
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    381
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    Alexis moved to The Creek years ago with her mother and siblings, and has since struck up an enemy in Stevie, owner of Rosebudd Cottage. What was once a small, isolated community is now building tourist traffic with a sprucing up of the cottage, cafe, as well as Rachel & David's rebranding of Rosewood Apothecary.

    Mayor Jocelyn Schitt is wary of the new funding boost that’s just been secured, thinking the Roses are building up her sweet little town for eventual gentrification. She decides to meddle with the courtship of Rachel and Twyla, the owner of the cafe. Will Alexis be able to stop bickering with Stevie to see the plot against her family? Only time will tell.

    Welcome to The Creek.

    [Podfic and Art of Much Ado About Schitt All, written by kindofspecificstore]

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    English
    Words:
    68
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    286
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    Ballet has been at the center of Alexis’ life since she was three years old, the first time she saw New York City Ballet perform The Nutcracker. She pulled on her mother’s sleeve, much to Moira’s displeasure, pointed at the stage, and said, “Me!” It was the very first time she felt like her mother saw her. That feeling was intoxicating enough that she couldn’t help but chase it.

    She’s seen some of the world's most celebrated ballerinas perform. But she’s never seen anyone dance like this girl, whose name she doesn’t know. The stage lights turn her auburn hair burning red. Her pirouettes are perfectly landed; there’s no struggle at all in the way her leg lifts behind her in attitude to tap against the tambourine she holds above her head. As she flits across the stage, her tambourine extended toward the judges like an irresistible invitation, there is something real in her smile, something seductive in her eyes.

    Alexis forgets to breathe.

    Ballet AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,599
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    869
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    David isn't always confident in his business decisions, but Patrick trusts him enough to leave for a tax seminar.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,515
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    954
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    Throughout a person’s life, one experiences many kinds of births and deaths. While revenue agents swarmed his family home and ripped from him every shred of dignity he had, David Rose was reborn as a sensate, a human sub-species with a psychic connection to seven others, spread across the globe. From a dingy room in a roadside motel, David sees the world, and learns for the first time that he’s not alone.

    Or, the Sense8 AU no one asked for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,155
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    1516

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