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    It’s the night shift at Rosewood Memorial Hospital. David is a nurse. Patrick is the new doctor on staff. Will they? Won’t they? You know the answer—In Every Universe!

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    "Okay," Johnny said, clapping his hands to get his children's attention. "Here’s how we solve this one: old rule out. New rule: Alexis can date..." Alexis's eye lit up, and David gaped. Johnny pointed at his son. "...when he does."

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    The 10 Things I Hate About You AU I finally got out of my head and into a document.

    This fic is complete, and chapters will be posted daily.

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    Patrick really doesn’t want to give up his weekend to negotiate a deal with something called Blouse Barn, but things take a different turn when he meets a handsome stranger in the bar.

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    When the door opened, it was not the short, brown-haired bob and dark eyes of his mother that Patrick was greeted with. He had to crane his neck to look up a little higher, taking in the black sweater with two Dobermans printed like guard dogs on a broad chest that led into a very masculine face. The man who opened the door to Marcy and Clint Brewer’s home looked beyond unimpressed as he took Patrick in, from his boots and duffle up to the navy toque, landing on his face. With an impressive eyebrow and crooked, very mocking smile on his lips, he made Patrick remember exactly who would ever wield their eyebrows threateningly in the face of lunacy.

     

     

    “David?”

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    Patrick comes back home to Schitt's Creek after having launched a successful music career years before after his dad has an accident. He's shocked to see his old friend David is also in town, but it's not all fond memories.

    Between the changes in their hometown to the reminders that their friendship imploded years before, there's a sense of tense truce that circles around the pair as they figure out how to survive the holidays in the same town for the first time in 21 years.

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    While a larger team worked across the state, country, and globe to gather up the ring of thieves and murderers that threatened the family, it was his job to lead the boots on the ground.

    He would hunker down.
    Blend in.
    Protect.
    Because that’s what they did in this branch of the Federal Bureau of Investigations.
    Protect.
    At all costs.

    And Special Agent Patrick Brewer always his did his job well.

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    Ballet has been at the center of Alexis’ life since she was three years old, the first time she saw New York City Ballet perform The Nutcracker. She pulled on her mother’s sleeve, much to Moira’s displeasure, pointed at the stage, and said, “Me!” It was the very first time she felt like her mother saw her. That feeling was intoxicating enough that she couldn’t help but chase it.

     

     

    She’s seen some of the world's most celebrated ballerinas perform. But she’s never seen anyone dance like this girl, whose name she doesn’t know. The stage lights turn her auburn hair burning red. Her pirouettes are perfectly landed; there’s no struggle at all in the way her leg lifts behind her in attitude to tap against the tambourine she holds above her head. As she flits across the stage, her tambourine extended toward the judges like an irresistible invitation, there is something real in her smile, something seductive in her eyes.

     

    Alexis forgets to breathe.

     

    Ballet AU.
    [podfic of your body's poetry (speak to me)]

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    a collection of f/f drabbles inspired by this Femslash February prompt list. tags, rating, and pairings will be updated throughout the month.

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    Prompt: Rose Apothecary hosts a tasteful winter-themed arts and crafts workshop. Somewhat surprisingly to each other and/or to the other townies, David and Patrick are both very serious about it and very focused on whatever things they are creating.

     

    One of Rose Apothecary's most favored vendors helps David and Patrick with their fourth annual Holiday Craft Workshop. Unfortunately for David, Patrick is competitive but somehow makes everything appear effortless. After being unsuccessful at blowing a glass ornament good enough for their Christmas tree, David has one more chance to make the perfect ornament.

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    A Greater Elms local radio station hosts an elimination style Christmas Carol singing contest. Blouse Barn is one of the sponsors and David is forced to have the radio show play each week while working at the store. Although he hates most of it, one contestant is actually pretty good.

    After work, Stevie and David keep running into a new guy at the Wobbly Elm who seems to enjoy teasing David. David can't stand him.

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    The idea for this came from my co-worker Jason telling me about an alphabet-themed poetry series he wrote. I thought it might be fun to try something like that too, so we arranged that Jason would give me 26 one-word prompts, one every few days, and I’d see what I could come up with. All he knows is that it’s for a writing project, so his suggestions are completely random and might potentially even be entirely unhelpful. :)

     
    ***And that's the alphabet***

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    David's phone buzzed in his pocket, a notification from Bumpkin.
    You have a match!

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    a collection of 30 f/f and f&f drabbles inspired by the Sapphic September prompt list. tags, rating, and pairings will be updated throughout the month.

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    David confronts Antonio about stealing the basic Rose Apothecary concept and making a scam out of it - but discovers Antonio knows him better than he realizes. And the cat his parents ran over? No ordinary cat.

    David and Patrick navigate an alternate timeline where the Rose family never lost their money, and Schitt's Creek never had the Roses - with the help of Twyla and a few awakening loved ones.

    Or, in which I attribute "Roadkill" to a glitch in the matrix, with AU goodness to boot.

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    David's first task as aesthetics manager of the paper is finding them a space that is not Ray's spare bedroom, which David survived one day of and threatened to quit if the operation couldn't be moved. So he leases the space from the old general store, carefully curating a minimalist sand-and-stone aesthetic, with a workspace for each writer and a gathering space near the front.

    Not long after the move is the worst day of David's life, and that's including the day their home was raided by Canada Revenue. It's the day he meets Patrick Brewer.

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    Patrick is new in town and looking to try something a little outside his comfort zone when he happens upon an interesting store with an even more interesting art instructor. Sparks and paint fly as David tries to make Wendy's store less of a corporate eyesore and Patrick tries to find the courage to ask David out before he runs out of wall space.

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    In this ver-Ray special episode of Ray of Sunshine, Ray looks back at some of his most popular interviews and segments, with full transcripts!

    Features interviews with local business owners, investigRAYtive journalism and a very special performance by the Jazzagals.

    Today's episode is brought to you by: Jake's Woodworking, Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wines, Mr. Hockley's Tea, The House Barn, and many more!

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    Hello, I am Wendy Kurtz, proprietor of the Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch, the world’s premier spot for couples looking to get a speedy divorce and connect with other soon-to-be divorcees.

     

     

    I’d like to highlight the stories of five couples, who rearranged into five other couples, from some past summer. These ten people came to the Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch with the intention of ending a marriage, and got that and so much more.

    I could recount their journeys with 100% accuracy, but where’s the fun in that? Let’s let them tell us themselves.

    OR: One crazy summer in Las Vegas brings the heat and then some.

    Featuring art and podfic with every chapter!

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    You came out of nowhere
    And you cut through all the noise
    I make sense of the madness
    When I listen to your voice

    -'Ease by Mind' by Ben Platt

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    David is the "Brand Manager" of the Music Barn record store in Elmdale. Wendy's nephew, Patrick, comes to stay for the summer, and his only goal seems to be making David's life miserable. What is with this guy and his guitar?!

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    “Now over to our brand new meteorologist, David Rose, with the weekly forecast. David?”

    OR, the Rival Weathermen AU that nobody asked for 🌦

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