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    "I cannot BELIEVE I'm here covering this stupid... okay, hi. My name is Intern Maureen-"

    "-and I'm Michelle of Dark Owl Records-"

    "-and we're here filling in for Cecil Palmer even though he totally does not deserve it. Welcome to Night Vale, or whatever."

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    Two disgruntled girlfriends fill in at the radio station while Cecil is on his honeymoon.

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    Welcome to Night Vale but with the Sanders Sides.

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    For those of you who want ringside seats to the meeting of one floating cat and one master assassin, I bid you, come crouch down by me as we take bets as to who will survive this encounter...

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    A Thanksgiving broadcast from Night Vale Community Radio.

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    How many centuries of practice does it take for the vampire to become human again?

    Trick question.

    You’ll get it at the end of this story. It’s funny. Trust me. Only everyone dies and the subway had nothing to do with it despite Mr Hollis's fears of microbial infection from unsanitary turnstiles. In this story, it starts with a vampire. Well, with a girl. Well, with a girl who became a vampire who was summoned by her mother to Silas University with one very specific task in mind.

    The girl who was a vampire took the subway. The girl who was a human did not.

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    'A new teacher is being hired! We welcome Mr. Jónsson to our little family, who will be Head of Maths in the new term. Miss Slater, who is Right Arm of Maths currently, will be Mr. Jónsson’s Right Hand woman in the spring. Mr. Weaver will take her place. Mr. Weaver is currently orbiting Solarion Delta 5 in the W’er Galaxy, frozen and very likely dead due to the lack of oxygen.
    Mr. Jónsson – welcome!'

    In which Sky Smith, now a Sixth Former at Coal Hill, hosts a bi-weekly School Radio program over the intercom.

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    The following broadcast is an audio transcript of The Nightvale Daily Journal Issue #8991. This should only be audible to Night Vale citizens. If you are not a citizen of Night Vale, this recording will self destruct in sixty seconds. It will also release a toxic gas that will cause you to forget this ever happened. If you are a citizen of Dessert Bluffs who somehow got their slimy, nasty hands on this recording, this recording will take you with it when it self-destructs. That is all. If you have any concerns or complaints, open any house window and whisper quietly into the bushes. We will be there to assist you as soon as we are able.

    xxxxx

    This is just something I wrote a long time ago, when I was bored one afternoon and had been listening to way too much NightVale and sipping on way too much coffee.

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    Of all the strange things to happen in Night Vale, a rainstorm just might be the strangest.

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    Everything you are made of, all the matter that is now your skin and bones and muscle, was once something else. Was once somethings else. Everything you are was once crawling and chitinous, and waits for you to fall, so it can be squirming and new and so very many as it was once before. Welcome, to Night Vale.

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    Spring has come to Night Vale. The trees rise up in revolt.

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    A caravan of women has arrived to Night Vale. Who are they? What do they want? More on this story as it develops. Later on in our program, a representative from the Greater Night Vale Medical Community will address the early onset flu season. Should citizens of Night Vale be concerned? No one knows. In the meantime, let's have another look at honeybees. Beepocalypse: now or never!

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    A heat waves hits Night Vale and the citizens are in a frenzy. Cecil believes a 'heat wave' sounds ridiculous, but Carlos insists it's a thing that exists. Plus, an update from Larry Leroy, out on the edge of town, a strange statement from the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home, and a look at traffic. (Radio Show Format).

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    It would seem as though Canis Arachnida has invaded our little desert home.

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    A trio of strangers ride into Nightvale and have a bigger impact than anyone could have expected.

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    Serendipity lies in a cool, dark place and rots beneath our tongues like dust. Water is the air that we, in our arrogance, have forgotten how to breathe. Instead it waits, in our blood and in our bones and escapes from our eyes when we remember how much we truly have forgotten.

    Welcome to Mologa.

    (Also known as "Oh my God, did I just write a WTNV AU?")

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    A collection of 3 sentence fics from multiple fandoms, originally posted on tumblr.

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    Carlos investigates the mysterious rain cloud just outside town that seems to be driving people insane. Meanwhile, Cecil may have stumbled upon StrexCorp's nefarious plan for Night Vale...but will he and Carlos be able to stop it before the cloudburst?

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    For the first time in many years, a new movie theater -- The Xerophile-- is opening in Night Vale! Cecil gives us the updates on this exciting event, along with the news, the Community Calendar, and the weather.

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    In a place where the glow clouds and invisible pizza is the norm, Skye hosts a radio talk show, and becomes very interested in a new scientist that comes to town.

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    Much to the chagrin of Station Management, Stiles is the Voice of Beacon Hills Community Radio station. Derek Hale, a returned local, is a scientist who is looking for his sister Laura, who was last seen near the Dog Park.

    ...

    Characters:
    Stiles is Cecil
    Derek is Carlos
    Scott is intern Dana (the only one who's kind of survived)
    Deucalion is Station Management (though no one actually knows that)
    Lydia is Mayor Pamela Winchell
    John/the Sheriff as ... the Sheriff! (no prizes for this guess)
    Jennifer Blake (Jenny) as Old Woman Josie
    Finstock as John Peters, you know, the farmer
    Jackson Whittemore as Steve Carlsberg

    Also, Beacon Hills is Night Vale. Which shouldn't be much of a stretch, really. (So Night Vale Community Radio NVCR is now BHCR.)

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