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    Road rage was something Seth struggled with. Anger was something Seth struggled with. But Stefon was usually there to calm him down, talk him through it. It was beneficial to both of them. But sometimes Stefon would defuse his husband without even knowing it. Times like today.

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    It didn't take a doctor to tell him that he was just barely crawling his way out of a world-defining loss.

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    “I was thinking—and you don’t have to say yes, Richie Tozier, I promise—maybe we could… together…”

    Richie knew it was coming and he’s still surprised. “You want to have a threesome. With me.”

    “If you have to be blunt about it,” Seth says with a sheepish little chuckle.

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    Тяжело ждать несколько часов, чтобы отправить ответ. Все, чтобы Джимми не подумал о том, что Сет ждет его сообщений, даже самых грязных, всегда оставляющих на душе новый рубец. Потому что Джимми прав. Но Джимми-то в этом и виноват.

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    Colin's sad sad
    very short thingy

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    nuthin special but I just wanted to share this lil thingy for my bday and I miss dem

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    Klara is 16, and the youngest cast member ever preforming on Saturday Night Live. She's living her stressed out-life in New York, sharing an apartment with her coworker Michael Che, when things start to get twisted in her rather unusual friend group. She's a mess, Michael's not much better, and their friend Colin's life is falling apart. Welcome to the trainwreck that is the cast of Saturday Night Live.

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    Stefon isn’t a stranger to prescription drugs, but they don’t usually come in a neat little bottle that has his name on it and says take once daily by mouth.

    Or, Seth and Stefon cuddle on the couch, and Stefon acquires a taste for domestic bliss.

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    2
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    Bill is off on a trip to film his new season of Barry, and you miss him a lot.

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    Whether it be ecstasy, cocaine, adderall, you fucking name it, they are always high when they're together. Stefon has seen a side to Shy no one else has and vice versa and he likes having access to that. It's like when peanut butter get stuck to the roof of your mouth. It's sweet, it's unhealthy and it's even a little addictive. In the most respectable sense possible and hopefully a compliment, Stefon knows no man more like that than Shy. So what do you do in that situation? You make it work.

    THERE!! AREN'T!! ENOUGH!! SHY!! AND!! STEFON!! FICS!!

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    After the Season 38 SNL finale, Stefon gets a call.

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    level 1
    Velorium_Camper
    317 points
    ·
    5 years ago
    In a perfect world, would you and Stefon be together?

     

    level 2
    Seth_Meyers
    976 points
    ·
    5 years ago
    It is a perfect world and we are

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    Seth first got word of Stefon actually existing at some point in 2008.

    [Seth Meyers and Stefon Zolesky’s friendship, et cetera, from behind the Weekend Update desk and outside of it. Content warnings are tagged. Now complete!]

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    Inspired by Seth Meyers' Netflix special, "Lobby Baby" - Seth does standup as his husband, Stefon.

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    1/1
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    Stefon and Seth Meyers decide to take Richie and Eddie out to New York City for their spring break, giving Richie the best present he could ever receive.

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    An accidental sleepover, some unspoken feelings, and a kiss.

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    Seth Meyers thought he was happy with his life, but Stefon seems determined to make him question everything.

    OR

    Life in the gaps between the first and final regular appearances of Stefon.

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    DISCLAIMER: I have absolutely no rights to any of the Noelle characters (Disney) or the Seth Meyers character (NBC) or stories created by these companies. Just having fun.

    Where was Nick Kringle during his first two months he was in Phoenix, Arizona? How did he end up teaching yoga? Did he meet a sweet, adorable yoga instructor with the nicest smile Nick's ever seen? And what happens when his sister, Ellie, finds him and wants him to leave Phoenix and the sweet yoga instructor to go back to the North Pole?

    Not sure if this counts as a Noelle (2019)/Weekend Update crossover or Weekend Update Noelle (2019) AU, take your pick. I just saw Noelle (for Bill Hader) and I've been watching a lot of Stefon recently, and loving all of the nervous gay energy.

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    24,446
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    33
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    Of all the well-wishes, party favors, and poison pen letters they receive in the wake of their abrupt nuptials, the most surprising comes from Dick Cavett.

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    1/1
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    40
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    3
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    Everything seemed so right and good, and the next thing he knew — he was living through every parent's nightmare. // (Lily, their four year old girl, goes into respiratory failure, and Stefon is on the edge of losing control.)
    !! I do not claim any of this to be medically accurate !!

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