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    Nico di Angelo, Damian Wayne, Peter Parker, and Harry Potter are a soulmate quadriad. A quadriad (4) being the largest (and rarest) category of soulmate pairing. Starting on their 11th birthday, our boys are forced to time-travel and live multiple lives simultaneously. This is expected due to their combined powers and soulmate connection.

    They quickly run into a few unexpected hiccups. Namely, it's the sheer unexpected amount of time travel. (Who tf relives the same dam week 6 times?!) Ultimately they settle into something of a routine and start enjoying their cool new lives…. while attending six (6) different schools; Midtown High, Night Vale High, Gotham Academy, Xavier's Institute, Kamar-Taj, and Hogwarts.

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    English
    Words:
    17,048
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2134
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    “Hey, Seth Meyers - ready to let Stefon change your life?”
    Seth gave him a crooked smile. “I’m not sure ready is the word I’d use, but yeah, let’s go.”

     

    Slice of life series. Seth loves Stefon. Stefon loves Seth. They do a lot of hot shit together.
    I'm just writing cute/sexy things I would want to read. Gets progressively spicier lol what can ya do.

    Tags are likely not comprehensive but I'll post additional chapter warnings as appropriate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,330
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1045
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    The years before Stefon found himself on Weekend Update were some of the weirdest, and lowest points in his life. He wouldn't say he hated them, but there were only a few moments he would look back on in fond memory.
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    The Story of Stefon Zolesky (Meyers), Saturday Night Live's finest hot mess/City Correspondent, and his life from 2006 to 2010.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,515
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1980
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    Stefon assists one of Seth's writers with some fun social ideas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,412
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    137
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    Albus Dumbledore believes the Potters are now dead and their son was named Harry James Potter. It’s his firm belief that The Boy Who Lived should be raised unaware of his magic or heritage by blood family. So he kidnaps the child from an active crime scene and abandons him on what he believes is a muggle Aunt’s doorstep. Dumbledore considers many things… but he has never considered that he may be wrong.

    Everyone knows about magic. Mostly because not knowing about magic is just absurd. That would be like… not knowing about water. Lily and James were Gods hiding as mortals. They gave up hope of knocking sense into the British mages. British mages still believe Lily Potter nee Addams was a muggleborn. The Addams are a world-renowned magical family. Still, the fact remains; Albus Dumbledore kidnapped a toddler and then just abandoned him outside a house, during a blizzard, with an incriminating letter….

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,251
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2164
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    Seth and his girlfriend had another fight. This one, though, was their last.
    When Stefon gets a text from Seth saying to come over, he sure didn't expect this.
    The only solution? A vacation.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,427
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    188
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    Five worlds where Seth and Stefon almost made it, and one where they did. (Alternate universes abound!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,594
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    274
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    His eyes were closed with a script covering the top half of his face. As he mulled over the reasons why he still stayed at a job that was clearly driving him to an early death with alcohol and coworker related insomnia, one of those reasons opened the door. Colin couldn’t see Michael Che walk into the room, but he could tell it was him...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,041
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    369
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    "Eyes full of stars, hustling for the good life, never thought I'd meet you here."

    A work of fiction inspired by Taylor Swift's "Cowboy Like Me" featuring the complicated love story of Bill Hader and the cunning, money-hungry socialite, Fallon Fox.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,083
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    219
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    a short, romantic love story based on the song "Mine" by The 1975. Starring Bill Hader and an Original Female Character.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,135
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    138
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    A short story that follows a young woman and her life with Bill Hader based on Taylor Swift's "Tolerate It"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,224
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    186
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    Nothing stings or smarts, only gnaws deep in his body. Maybe he needs to sleep. Scratch that, he definitely needs to sleep, but there’s just not enough time.

    Or

    Colin is having a terrible time and Michael is incredibly adept at hugs.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,312
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    295
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    Two-time Independent Spirit Award-winning screenwriter Stefon Zolensky makes the jump to writing (and, subsequently, performing) late night sketch comedy. The more bizarre (and best) things are yet to come.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,025
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    31
    Hits:
    477
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    Stefon is hopelessly infatuated with Seth Meyers, but his love seems to be one sided.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,757
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    744
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    When Stefon invites Seth out for a night of Halloween shenanigans, the Late Night host gets more than he bargained for when he has to step in and keep his favourite club kid safe.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    682
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    Somewhere in between Monday and Sunday, things go in and out of focus.

    Or, the one where Colin struggles through a bad week.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,299
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    860
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    Stefon gets Seth's number.
    Shit ensues

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    803
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    626
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    Okay so I wrote this when i hadn't slept for almost 48 hours, and I didn't remember doing it until I went through my notes app the other day

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    375
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    120
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    "Can I ask you sort of a weird question?" Seth begins. "Why do you always wear long sleeves?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,194
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    712
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    ASL/Deaf!AU. Seth and Amber are the hosts of ‘Tandem’, a signed and spoken TV show for sign language users. One of Amber’s guests is a little… Unconventional.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,166
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    381

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