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    After it all happened, Peter had nothing. Rebuilding is going to be a long process, and whatever he has at the end of it will never be what he once had.

    At least there's some comfort to be found in one Wade Wilson: mercenary and canoodle extraordinaire.

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    Chaos and Order.

    Anarchy and Law.

    For Boston to become a shining “City on a Hill”, Peter’s Templar brethren have worked behind the scenes tirelessly for decades to sow the seeds for a perfect utopia. Now, their ancient enemies—The Assassins—have again emerged on the scene.

    The problem? Peter finds himself charmed by chaos-incarnate: the fabulous Wade Wilson, AKA Deadpool.

    But Peter is sure of his noble cause. Right?

    And his faith cannot be so easily shaken, especially not by his loathed, sworn enemy.

    Right?

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    Peter needs a job, and a certain bar just happens to be hiring.


    Resurrected in 2022 as a post-No Way Home fic.

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    After a particularly cold night, Peter Parker finds himself seeking a warm meal from the local soup kitchen. He is shocked to find that the person serving him is none other than his patrol buddy, Deadpool. But why is Deadpool here and what does he want from an unmasked Peter Parker?

    —-

    Also known as: The One Where Peter is Homeless. The tags and ratings might change as this story progresses. Thanks so much for reading!

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    When Wade and Peter broke up 5 years ago, Wade quit being a mercenary. Now, he works for Nick Fury as a private investigator, solving cases that police and detectives either don’t have the time for, or don’t care about. Recently, two hot-shot doctors that worked for Oscorp have been murdered, and Wade is hired to figure out who did it.

    Unfortunately, he never knew that Peter of all people would be dating one of the suspects he needs to get close to.

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    the evolution of how daredevil, spiderman, and deadpool became team red

    as seen through texts

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    What if Deadpool and Spider-Man had a history together, but only Deadpool knew about it?

    A continuation of You Stay On My Mind: Part I: Basically a rewrite of the first Deadpool movie mixed with The Amazing Spider-Man movies (AKA what if they were the love interest in each other’s movies).

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    Peter is 26, broke as all hell and sick of this heatwave. Wade is back in town after a few years away, turning over a new leaf and trying very, very hard not to stab anyone in the face. Kingpin is sending goons out to the far edges of everyone's last nerve, and it's just too warm for car chases. Can two idiots learn that Queens might just be big enough for the both of them? Can they learn to love and care for each other? Can Wade ever feel secure in himself again? And more importantly, can Peter ever just catch a goddamn break?

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    Charlie Parker didn't want much in life, all she cared about were her friends, family and providing enough money to give her Aunt and Cousin the life they deserved, everything in her life is flipped upside down when a chance encounter with an ex brunette assassin leads to more than she could ever have imagined.

    [avengers x oc]

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    Deadpool has been given a contract from an anonymous man with deep pockets.

    Mission Objective: Kill the famous alpha, Harry Osborne.

    Mission Obstruction: Osborne has a sexy and sassy little omega that the mercenary can't get out of his head.

    Side Mission: Woo Osborne's mate.

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    In Peter’s professional opinion, the world had gone to shit.

    When Tony had snapped, bringing back half of all life and stopping Thanos, everyone thought that the world would go back to the way it was. But nothing ever works out so nicely, does it?

    ————

    When Peter is given the chance to go back and save everyone, he is sent back to before Civil War. All alone, Peter must find a way to save the avengers, and the world. Shit.

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    The world is horrible. Betas rule, alphas are treated like dumb brutes, and omegas... omegas are traded and sold, used and chained, treated like slaves. Deadpool can't possibly kill the entire world, and he can't kill himself to escape it, so he's stuck trying the best he can to tolerate existing. He saves omegas when he can, kills betas when he can, and lives an otherwise empty existence hiding away in his apartment.

    Peter grew up hidden away from the world, an omega not trained to submit. When he's finally found out and sold off, he thinks his life is over. And for a long time, it is. Years later, he's left abandoned in an alley, near dead and wishing for it, when along comes an alpha...

    All the hurt, all the comfort, please heed the tags and warnings.

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    Compilation of art created by amazing artists in this fandom who where somehow inspired by DMW.

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    Blackguard had heard of Task Force X. Pretty much everyone in Belle Reve had. That didn't mean he was in a hurry to join it, though.

    Still, silver lining. He'll be getting time out of his cell, fresh air and the chance to meet new people on the tropical island of Corto Maltese.

    It's just a shame most of them will be trying to kill him.

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    The Avengers find themselves at a dingy bar in Canada occuppied by hitmen, mercernaries and business propositions alike. Sam Wilson is surprised that something can put a look of disgust on Natasha's face.

    Weasel was slightly intimidated by the fact that this 'Black Widow' chick was able to make some of the strongest dudes in there cower at her glare. He was also kind of into that chick who looked like a less angry Rosie O' Donnell- not that he would ever admit that to Wade.

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    Stories from paradise. Once again I’m stalking my two favorite boys as established in From Hell to Paradise. Each chapter (unless noted) will be an individual story following Peter and Wade through their relationship. These will NOT be in chronological order. I basically wanted a place to put all the little bits and bobbles I think of at any given time. The format was inspired by Miracle Moments by VyxenSkye (can you tag authors or stories…because they deserve the shout out).

    For anyone who hasn’t read my first fiction (and a refresher for anyone who needs it):

    This is an ABO world of my own making in which Omega males have fully functional penis/testes/vagina/uterus/ovaries. I use the tag “intersex” to illustrate this. This means they are fully capable of both bearing and fathering children.

    I am a cisgender, bisexual woman and I am aware that I do not understand the life experience of an intersex person and I absolutely mean no disrespect. I try my best but I am aware that I might make mistakes or upset someone. Please know that I will NEVER intentionally try to hurt anyone and if I make mistake PLEASE tell me so I can correct it and learn from it.

    Enjoy!

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    Juggling post incarceration for a drug possession charge that wasn't...exactly his fault, life's hard for a spider.
    When Peters life falls into the hands of a cruel fate he must learn how to work in the most dangerous of places, figure out a new way to survive...or fail in the process.

    Not mentioning the new lure of an enticing new pill and the sudden appearance of a rather loudmouthed mercenary in his life. Things were disconcertingly wrong, and unnervingly addictive.


    Addiction, Bad coping mechanisms, A new job at a shady bar and romantic prospects shoved all in there. Peter gets put through the ringer (Rewritten/Revamped old fic)

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    Frank doesn't kill kids. This teen is really making him reconsider this exception, though.

    (Or at least that's what he wants to tell himself. He thinks he's mostly concerned.)

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    "When I woke up to see that version of me
    Bags under my eyes and coloured pale pink
    Hydration desperate with eyes that won't speak
    I let life take a cash-only toll on me"

    *

    It's not like it had been conscious decision. He hadn't woken up one day and decided that it was time to shut up. It was a gradual process but if he had to explain it (not that he could), he'd say that it probably started with Aunt May's death. Or Gwen's. Or Ben's. Or his parents'. It basically started with losing everyone that he cared about. 

     

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    Or: Peter Parker watches everyone he loves die so he gives up on being Peter Parker.
    Including: Selectively Mute!Peter, an Immortal Mercenary with a crush, a tired ex-assassin, a complicated double life and whole lot of healing.

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    Evelyn Roberts knew Wade Wilson once. They were just stupid teenagers then.

    He enlisted and joined the special forces

    Her mutant abilities surfaced causing her to have to go into hiding.

    Now they both meet again as strangers at Sister Margaret's.

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