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    AU. The SI-5 have had a change of heart (which is really remarkable, considering the majority of them thought they didn't have one) and are now determined to throw a monkey wrench in Goddard Futuristics' plans to infect, "improve," and take over the human race using the Decima virus. It's already going to be tough for a team of five to take down the most powerful corporation on Earth when Doug Eiffel's past come back to haunt him...or rather, he comes back to haunt his past. Now, everyone involved is in danger, including Anne and her mother! Can our vaguely-horrific wouldbe heroes get out of their very first attack on Goddard alive? Or is it all over before it even started?

    Plus: Kepler agent of SMERSH, Rachel goddamn Young, Project Arngrim, ambitious water, free falling toward the highway, the worst babysitters, and camping nuns.

     

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    This is part of a much larger AU. I have a handful of fics from it written and recently reedited. More in the notes. The most important thing to know about the AU is Lovelace and Eiffel are part of the SI-5 and nobody is going to Hephaestus. The SI-5 eventually turn against GF. This is that eventually.

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    kinktober 2021: prompts generally taken from this list but maybe with minor changes. they'll all be some variation on lssp ships/characters. title of the work comes from this poem

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    When you were a kid, you went to church on Sundays. You’d put on your white shirt and black pants, brush your hair and put on your nice shoes, adjust your sleeves to hide the bruises and fold up your collar to hide the marks at your throat. You couldn’t do anything to hide the black eyes or the split lips, but you just pretended you’d been in a fight or tripped on a rocky path, and let the adults scold you while your dad looked on.

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    Yeeeeeah, now that Doug was in space, it might have been a good idea to bring more suppressants with him

    Whoops.

    Featuring Girlish figures, Doug is secretly Batman, and Kitty burritos.

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    Kepler hurts his team. Life is pain, after all, best they get used to it.

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    It's the spring of 1916 and Goddard Futuristics' military liaison department in downtown Manhattan is not where Lovelace thought she'd end up on a Sunday morning. But she arrives on time at eight-forty-five sharp for the 9 o'clock meeting, signs in at the front desk, and proceeds to the office of the man who'd invited her there.

    Marcus Cutter reclines in his seat behind a desk that dominates the center of his office, his feet kicked up on the lacquered ebony surface. "The two of you," he says, addressing Lovelace and the stranger already standing at a picture-perfect parade rest in front of his desk, "are partners for this assignment!"

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    During the events of Desperate Times and Desperate Measures, Kepler mentions that he likes to use physical punishment on his subordinates. Several years pre-canon, Jacobi receives his punishment for messing up a very simple mission. He then has to explain just why he couldn't do it.

    Detailed, spoiler-filled warnings in the notes.

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    Whumptober prompts used for Wolf 359 content. (@whumptober2021 for the prompts list) Fair warning, I ship Kepcobi, so that will probably show up a fair amount, but I don't plan on any explicitly ship-y stuff so it can all be read as platonic. Not daily because I don't have time.

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    “I’m sorry that you cared so much,” he said evenly.

    “You were dead to me from the moment you got Alana killed,” Daniel replied quickly.

    “Mr Jacobi, I think we both know that that’s not quite true.”

    (Also, Daniel Jacobi needed closure so I'm giving it to him via ghost Kepler.)

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    It’s not hard, Jacobi has found in the months since the shift in their relationship, to get Kepler to melt under his touch. Still, willingness and a tendency to submit don’t mean all that much on their own, just an indication of preferences. It’s trust that has Kepler with his arms folded behind his back, patient.
    "Okay?"
    “Perfect,” Kepler says.

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    Things have been different lately.

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    The night they dare not speak about. The night the eight of them were trapped in the dining hall with nothing but Warren Kepler's game suggestions and a strange box in the lost and found. Game night.

    Guys it's a goofy game night with the gang except they're in college. Set in the same universe as the other fics in this series but you don't have to read anything else to get what's happening here. Teen rating is for swearing, but that's it.

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    snippets of warren kepler's life, prior to the second hephaestus mission.

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    His stalking made her nervous, his attitude of knowing what was best for her. Maxwell idly wondered if Kepler believed in rewards or if he only believed in punishments. She shook her head to clear the thought.

    It didn’t matter. She wasn’t going to get close enough. She was going to tell him no. Tell him to leave her alone.

    She doubted he’d listen. Her father wouldn’t have. It clicked, suddenly, why his stalking made her so anxious.

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    “Jacobi,” Kepler sighs, like she’s disappointed. “They already missed the knife. You think they caught the lockpick?”

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    Jacobi may be an asshole, but he has a code.

    And that code is “look after your fellow bottoms.”

    Featuring Space flu, Maniac Toddlers, and Happy little rope bunnies

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    Sometimes, when Jacobi is in the lab putting together something especially dangerous, those times he lingers close watching events unfold with focused eyes, there’s something in the room with him. It’s not really spiritual, it’s more like… like the air is vibrating in anticipation, maybe.

    This feeling isn’t the same.

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    "Okay," Minkowski begins, inhaling deeply, "why are you so against the idea of me going with you?"

    "Would you go with any intention of actually helping me take care of this problem," Kepler drawls, crossing his legs at the ankles and then leaning smoothly against the back of the couch she'd stopped him in front of, "or are you planning to obstruct me at every possible turn?"

    "Oh-- that's not fair."

    "So," he says, "the latter."

    "It's harmless!" Minkowski's distantly aware that her face has turned very red, and that emotional appeals don't work on Kepler, so she takes another slow, calming breath to dial it back. "It doesn't want to hurt anyone," she tells him.

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    Three Cohort intelligence operatives board a seemingly abandoned space station, and find the remains of a fallout much more complicated than deep-space madness. Plus, rogue meat, the worst couch, a low-fidelity Greek chorus, and the stylish dead.

    There was a distant impact from somewhere above them. A couple of figurines on top of the console toppled over. Jacobi’s hand jerked to his sword, and for a heartbeat the three of them stood frozen. The sound came again, the hollow knock of flexing metal.

    “The flares,” Kepler observed. “We’ll be in the worst of it soon."

    The knock came a third time, as if in agreement.

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    Daniel Jacobi cerca finalmente aiuto da una psicologa, ma c'è una certa persona di cui ancora fatica a parlare.

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