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silent voice by alienindustryy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
30 Jan 2024
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selective mutism; an anxiety disorder where a person is unable to speak in certain social situations, such as with classmates at school or to relatives they do not see very often
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Peter struggles finding his voice in most situations. he meets Wade and adventures pursue. Peter discovers a new way of living.
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welcome the chaos by alienindustryy
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Jan 2024
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Psychiatrist x mental patient AU
Harley Quinn X Joker Dynamic (sorta?)"Y’know Being sane is boring and dull, you're all the same— acting the same, dressing the same.. welcome a little bit of chaos in your life and I'll make it worth your while"
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Broken, But Still Good by MartianPluviophile
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
23 Dec 2023
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“Hey! Would you sign my katana!” Came a yell from behind him. Peter turned to stare incredulously at the man in red.
“What's your deal? Don’t usually get asked for autographs from nutters I’ve stuck to the trash.”
“What, this? Nah just a misunderstanding, I’m actually a big fan, hence the autograph. I was just on my nightly stroll, out looking for food and I heard these two being real unfriendly, so I came by for a look and they were being super uncool to a kid so I was like nu-uh, and was getting ready to dice em and bam! Hand webbed, and I was like who the fuck, and then I was like fuck it's Spider-Man! So cool! I was gonna say hi but then you slammed me into a dumpster and you did a cool flip and-”
"Stop!" Peter snapped, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Who the hell are you?”
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Peter was in a rhythm, a routine. He did not need a stab happy motormouth added to that routine. Right? -
Pavlov’s Spider by lukeypoo
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Dec 2023
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Classical Conditioning is a simple form of learning in which a neutral stimulus comes to evoke the response usually evoked by another stimulus after being paired repeatedly with that other stimulus.
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or Deadpool is brainwashing Spiderman into coming to him when he is hurt -
The red means I love you by Poisonlana
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, spideypool - Fandom
22 Oct 2023
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Peter Stark-Rogers está agotado del peso que sus padres y los medios de comunicación han puesto sobre sus hombros desde que era un crío.
Fuera de la apretada agenda que debe cumplir, la falta de privacidad y los secuestros semanales para usarlo como carnada, la imagen que la prensa le ha creado está arruinando su vida.
Peter ya no quiere ser esa persona que sigue las reglas al pie de la letra. De hecho, quiere romper todas las reglas y volverlas a romper por si el mensaje no quedó claro la primera vez.
Así que, ¿Qué mejor que contratar a un criminal casi 10 años mayor y con dudosa moralidad para que finja ser su novio?
Situaciones desesperadas requieren medidas desesperadas y la destrucción del multiverso como lo conocemos no es algo de lo que Peter se vaya a responsabilizar.
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Drinks On Me by FrankenPup
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Jun 2023
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This was a mistake. Peter was not ripped from the complicated array of blankets and pillows to be thrown to the wolves and get nervous ordering a drink from a handsome bartender. The raging battle into his sexuality was not on the to do list today.
But Peter was no coward, so he steeled himself, to make an actual ass out of himself properly. Instead of standing there with his mouth open catching flies.
"Uh…"
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Outrunning Karma by Trashmouth Rora (Chibihaz)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
25 Jan 2023
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Spider-Man meets Deadpool when the SHIELD hires him to unalive a man.
Peter soon understands there’s more going on.
Wade is trying to become one of the good guys, but man is it hard when your reputation precedes you.Tony Stark isolated himself after the Sokovia Accords and hates everybody’s guts except Peter’s (and especially Wade Wilson’s, tbh).
Too bad, fate and circumstances will force him to meet the only person he thought he would never see again.And Steve Rogers, well. He’s that one person.
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- Part 1 of Outrunning Karma Series
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Rich in Love and Life by Adsdragonlover
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Marvel (Comics)
27 Dec 2022
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Peter keeps running into Wade out of costume, and, remarkably, Wade's actually interested in him. In Peter Parker. And he keeps paying for Peter's things.
Peter opens his wallet and pulls out all the cash he has, which, apparently, is five dollars. Fuck. His coffee isn’t that expensive, but he really wanted the pastry too. Peter sighs and puts his wallet away, “Y’know what? Just cancel my order-“
“I’ll cover it,” comes a voice from behind Peter, and a strikingly familiar voice at that. He turns to look and, sure enough, there’s Deadpool, standing behind them and offering to pay for Peter’s coffee like that’s a normal thing to do for a stranger.
Well, they’re not exactly strangers, but Wade doesn’t know that.
THIS FIC IS COMPLETE!
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to heal broken bones (and seal up my broken heart) by AikoGamez
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Oct 2022
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Ace in the Hole by Atemluver
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Sep 2022
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Wade and Peter are two individuals who live in a society where Doms are expected to be sadistic and overtly sexual, and a sub’s only purpose is to be matched with a Dom and serve them. Yet neither Wade nor Peter fit either description and they both find solace in each other's company and find their own forms of love in an oppressive authoritarian dystopia that deems them as ‘failures’.
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Into the Fray by JadeElements
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
27 Jul 2022
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There's a strange drug going around that turns supers feral. Peter needs to get to the bottom of it before it gets out of hand but he has no idea where it's even coming from. Throw one Wade Wilson into the mix and Peter has his hands full. He just hopes he can solve the mystery and stop it before it's too late and the city ends up decimated.
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Fuck the Rest (I Only Care About You) by Lilacs_and_the_sea
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV)
27 Apr 2022
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Wade hates his skin. It's not a big secret. But Peter seemingly doesn't care and likes Wade anyway.
Someone pinch him.
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Glory Hole of Treasures by bennyslegs
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Apr 2022
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“…like two kittens, curled up in a pillow case…”
“What? Did you say something to me or are you talking to the boxes again?”
“I was just saying, you ass is delightful, like two- wait, don’t swing off! You know it takes me ages to catch up to you, your legs are so much longer than mine, all the better to hold up that pert, beautiful- Spidey!!”Deadpool's an annoying reoccurrence in Peter's life. Peter is sexually frustrated, and can’t go a week without having wet dreams. He decides to go out on a limb and do something risky in order to get his rocks off.
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New Year's Resolution by potatocakesparker
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Feb 2022
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Peter is happily buzzed, and finds himself twirling, spinning and trying desperately not to trample the toes of the fascinating Mr Jukebox, who he’s since learnt is called Wade. "I’m so sorry!" He cries as he fails, miserably, and somehow trips over both his partner’s feet and his own at the same time.
But the Jukebox man, Wade, catches him, just in time.
//It's New Years Eve, Peter's responsibilities are piled sky high, but he's sad and he's lonely and he really doesn't want to do any of it. And truly, he deserves a break doesn't he?
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Back before you know it by lucradiss
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics), Marvel 616
20 Jan 2022
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Wade posits that death and sleep go hand in hand. Peter thinks that Death’s a vapid bitch.
Prose-y, sort of kind of character study for DP. Maybe a little ooc? Haven’t written for them in a while. Wasn’t sure what to name it tho lmao
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Can We Take a Break? by shaggybeetle
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Dec 2021
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Wade describes his ideal getaway to Peter and things get a little too hot.
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Yes or No: Check the box by shaggybeetle
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Nov 2021
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Deadpool and Spidey need to sort out a few things and Wade is just being Wade
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One Part Anscombe, Three Parts Diogenes by Vashoth
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
04 Jun 2020
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It started like any good love story does: with a begrudging trip to New Jersey, a counter-top HAM-1750 toaster oven, and a shitty H.A.M.M.E.R. Tech flip phone.
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That one where Wade gets a gig as a telemarketer, Peter works a million different equally shitty jobs, and Spider-Man finds himself caught in something truly sinister with a foe that might just become a friend.
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We Should Be Sneakier by Lemonworshiper
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Apr 2020
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Deadpool kidnaps Peter for a little rendezvous
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Wrong Number by Spinning_In_Infinity
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
06 Apr 2020
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"Wade sighed. It was late, he had an early start tomorrow, but the space beside him on the mattress was feeling particularly empty tonight, and he didn’t mind a little company, even if it was only digital."
On a night out, Peter is given a phone number by a hot guy. Little does he know the number actually belongs to Wade, who is going to get more than he could have dreamed from this unexpected conversation.
Does phone sex count as a one-night-stand?