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    You not remembered in Night City by how you lived. You're usually remembered by how you died.
    David Martinez... Johnny Silverhand... V...
    If you want to become a legend in this city you have to do it right and do it big.
    But these men and women, anomalies from out of nowhere have their own stake in this.
    These are the tales, myths and legends of Night City.

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    Wade and Clint are friends and have a doggie play date that devolves very quickly into a snowball fight

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    The name says it all. This will contain 24 about 1k long one-shots about how Deadpool, Spider-man and Daredevil spends their time during the holidays or maybe more specifically December

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    “Where’re you off to that’s so much better than hanging out with me, anyway?” Peter joked.

    “Top-secret mission,” mumbled Deadpool through a mouthful of quesadillas-plural. “I’d tell you, but I’d have to kill you.”

    Peter lowered his voice surreptitiously. “Does Santa need you to save Christmas?”

    Deadpool laughed so suddenly that Peter half-expected him to choke. “Do not count on me to save Christmas. If Christmas ever needs saving and I’m the only man for the job, it’s going the way of the dodo.”

    “Cheers to that,” said Peter, raising his soda cup, and Deadpool readily knocked it against his own in agreement.

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    Due to a series of plot contrivances and cheesy tropes, workaholic reporter Peter Parker is whisked out of New York for Chanukah and transplanted into a small Midwestern town that's totally cuckoo for Christmas. The only thing making it tolerable is charming, smooth-talking man-in-flannel Wade Wilson, the only other person in town who seems utterly disinterested in the holiday.

    Due to an unrelated series of plot contrivances and cheesy tropes, it seems they've met before.

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    Peter Parker is getting over the death of aunt May and Deadpool's comments are't making anything better. When Wade and Peter meet out of suit and flirt, they become close. When peter meets wades daughter Ellie he realizing wade is deadpool. What will happen when he finds out?

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    "How could I let a pretty thing like you die?”
    “I wouldn't have died, I was going to give him my wallet.”
    “Fine. How could I let a pretty thing like you miss rent?”

    Peter Parker is 'saved' by Deadpool. An odd friendship ensues.

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    Peter has survived two months since the Incident. He was fine. Except for the crippling anxiety and PTSD that plagued his life.

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    Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.

    Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.

    But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.

    There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.

    (The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)

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    “Ho, Ho, Ho, Hold it, Buckaroo! Mommy and Daddy are talking.”

    Peter crosses his arms. “I know you didn’t just call me mommy.”

    Wade gasps, bringing a hand up to cover his already-hidden mouth. “Of course not, sugar plum! Big strong spider like you? You’re obviously daddy.”

    OR

    Wade really wants to kiss Peter.

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    Después del inicio y antes del fin, nace una historia. Wade quiere construir esa historia, Tony esta seducido por construir esa historia; la ambición, les da un pequeño empujón que por poco los deja inconscientes del duro golpe. Antes de Iron Man, antes de Deadpool; solo son Wade y Tony.

    Semi AU.
    Wade época militar - Tony siendo Tony.
    Ironpool

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    Spider-Man oneshots - enjoy I guess

    Please comment so I know if people enjoy this and please feel free to leave requests

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    Up until recently, Bucky's life had been a shit show. Now, it was just plain weird.

    After one more argument in a long line of arguments, Bucky finds himself walking on four legs instead of two. There's only one person he trusts to help him and it's NOT... Steve Rogers.

    But, does he really want to be helped or does he kind of like things the way they are?

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    You must've done something truly awful in a past life...

    A collection of one-shots/drabbles about the misadventures in babysitting Earth's Mightiest Heroes

    Swear words, casual violence, and petty backstabbing abound

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    Conversations between various characters. Usually short, probably unconnected to each other and currently unconnected with any larger story in my head. Additional fandoms/ characters will be tagged as they come up, crossovers may or may not happen.

    Just a brief note on anime-based characters: I watch most anime in Japanese and sometimes have a very hard time finding their voices in English... so the characters might not feel quite right to those who watch in English. ^^;

    If one of these inspires you to a longer story, you have my express permission to use it. Just please drop me a line so I can see the wonder you come up with! ^_^ Thanks!

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    16/?
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    Spideypool oneshots I've written.

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    People are like jawbreakers. In order to peel back layers a person has to lick until they reach the end. Joshua on the other hand does do not care. He believes there are only two options throw it away or let the ants have it. Joshua lives a normal, with normal brothers doing normal things. Suddenly his life takes a drastic decline when he wakes up in a different environment.

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    12/?
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    В повседневном мире за каждым чужим движением следят десятки камер, регистраторов, людей, а также... супергероев. Встреча Человека-паука и Дэдпула неизбежна, даже в таком Большом яблоке как NY...

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    28/30
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    Spiderman goes on a mission with Doctor Strange and the results certainly are strange. Taking place after Thanos' death, Peter is officially an adult and on his own. After Aunt May passes away he feels like he has no one. That's where Deadpool comes in. Spiderman has met Deadpool plenty of times before, but Wade has never met Peter. Now Wade is a frequent customer where Peter works and Peter isn't sure how to juggle the relationships between Wade and his two identities. As they get closer and Wade pulls away, another man comes into the mix. Can Wade get over his hang ups to be with Peter, or will our web slinging hero end up with a certain journalist who is keeping his own secrets?

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    40/?
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    Peter wants very, very badly to be Wade’s good boy, even if he still finds himself fighting to just let go and let Wade handle everything. He’s been strung tight for so long holding his life together that the idea of taking his hands off the wheel, even for a few hours, terrifies him sometimes.

    Wade wants to break him down, though, in the gentlest meaning of the term.

    Standing there in a footed dinosaur onesie, a damp pacifier hanging from a strap on his collar, Peter is stopped in his tracks by the little blue training potty on the bathroom floor. Denial only lasts for a confused fraction of a second before shame burns hot in his face. “Bubba?”

     

    (Wade doesn't want Peter to worry about anything, not even going potty.)

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